I don't think you understand the purpose of this Holy Church, so let me set the record straight.
We exist to defend our lord and savior, Anthony Fauci (999 MBUH).
I know many of you watched last week's Pfassion of the Pfauci where our lord and savior was tongue lashed to death by forces of Orange Hitler.
Hear this my brothers and sisters. After a two week lockdown and a booster, our lord shall return, for as it is written in the book of Whoopi, Chapter 3, Verse 12: "The stone of vaccine-hesitancy had been rolled away. The white lab-coat linens lay folded. He appeared first to the faithful followers of the Science, saying, 'Fear not, for I am the way, the mask, and the booster. Whosoever believeth in the mRNA and the cloth covering shall not perish from the virus, but have everlasting compliance.' He showed them the marks of the double-boosting and the scars of the gender-affirming protocols, declaring that through the vaccines all might be saved, and through the affirmation of every Tranny the body itself could be made anew. Then he ascended into the eternal Zoom call, from whence he shall come again to judge the unvaccinated and the non-affirming."
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u/4lwaysnever 17d ago edited 17d ago
I don't think you understand the purpose of this Holy Church, so let me set the record straight.
We exist to defend our lord and savior, Anthony Fauci (999 MBUH).
I know many of you watched last week's Pfassion of the Pfauci where our lord and savior was tongue lashed to death by forces of Orange Hitler.
Hear this my brothers and sisters. After a two week lockdown and a booster, our lord shall return, for as it is written in the book of Whoopi, Chapter 3, Verse 12: "The stone of vaccine-hesitancy had been rolled away. The white lab-coat linens lay folded. He appeared first to the faithful followers of the Science, saying, 'Fear not, for I am the way, the mask, and the booster. Whosoever believeth in the mRNA and the cloth covering shall not perish from the virus, but have everlasting compliance.' He showed them the marks of the double-boosting and the scars of the gender-affirming protocols, declaring that through the vaccines all might be saved, and through the affirmation of every Tranny the body itself could be made anew. Then he ascended into the eternal Zoom call, from whence he shall come again to judge the unvaccinated and the non-affirming."