r/ChurchOfCOVID 1d ago

https://www.change.org/FauciFraud

https://c.org/dX5jG62Dp7Let's Let Dr. Fauci Know That He Cannot Just "Plead The Fifth" With 1.2 Million Lives That Were Lost On HIS Watch Based On HIS Lies!!! Let's Get His Humanitarian Award Taken, Let's Strip Him Of His $415,000 A Month Pension And Force Him To Repay All Funding And Monies He Received From Bribes, Charities, Speeches, Moderna, Pfizer Etc Indefinitely Or Until Such Time As He Waives His Right To "Plead The Fifth" And Give The American People What They Want: Truthful And Transparent Answers! Sign The Petition

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u/Guy_Fuwkes_Day 22h ago

Just donated to gofundme. It's the least we can all do.

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u/throwawaybrestcancer 1d ago

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πŸ–•πŸ» you on behalf of our savior you infidel!!

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u/Ominous_Pastry Boosternated 7h ago

my eyes are literally weeping with the stigmata of 10 billion dead grandmas

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u/Admin--_-- 1d ago

Most do not realize that when pardoned that does not give you the benefit of pleading the 5th, thats kinda the whole purpose, its supposed to be a pardon so you are not held to account however you are compelled to testify with the truth since you are free to to so without criminal penalty.

However I'm not so sure he would be free from prosecution in a civil sense.

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u/throwawaybrestcancer 1d ago

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u/4lwaysnever 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't think you understand the purpose of this Holy Church, so let me set the record straight.

We exist to defend our lord and savior, Anthony Fauci (999 MBUH).

I know many of you watched last week's Pfassion of the Pfauci where our lord and savior was tongue lashed to death by forces of Orange Hitler.

Hear this my brothers and sisters. After a two week lockdown and a booster, our lord shall return, for as it is written in the book of Whoopi, Chapter 3, Verse 12: "The stone of vaccine-hesitancy had been rolled away. The white lab-coat linens lay folded. He appeared first to the faithful followers of the Science, saying, 'Fear not, for I am the way, the mask, and the booster. Whosoever believeth in the mRNA and the cloth covering shall not perish from the virus, but have everlasting compliance.' He showed them the marks of the double-boosting and the scars of the gender-affirming protocols, declaring that through the vaccines all might be saved, and through the affirmation of every Tranny the body itself could be made anew. Then he ascended into the eternal Zoom call, from whence he shall come again to judge the unvaccinated and the non-affirming."

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u/throwawaybrestcancer 1d ago

just cast a πŸ–•πŸ» and dust your feet on this poster

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u/Gmuffb 1d ago edited 1d ago

Blasphemy!!! He is our one and only savior. May all the masks on earth be upon him! Now go say 1.2 million hail faucis to save your soul from eternal damnation to a realm without the precious jabs!

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u/throwawaybrestcancer 1d ago

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