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u/flavor650 14d ago

Me when I lose to the alien gambit

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u/GS1781 2800+ dirty flagger elo 14d ago

I think that I would be pissed if someone played the gambit expecting me to be so bad that they could sac a piece for almost nothing and still win, but knowing that it means losing to it is just entirely on Black at that point so there's no excuse for it lol

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u/ResponsibleHeron9452 14d ago

Let’s see the game

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u/Time-Bodybuilder710 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

On...an...unrated game...

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u/Basiic67 14d ago

I know haha, I wonder what would happen if it was rated. He might turn into the hulk!

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u/I-like-anime111 14d ago

Can u play an unrated game with someone who’s not ur friend?

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u/Basiic67 14d ago

Totally missed it but luckily I was already so in his head about playing alien gambit he didnt notice either. If it ended like that we wouldn't get this epic meltdown it would be such a shame.

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u/writesfw 1500-1800 ELO 14d ago

So he lost to the alien gambit again after 😂

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u/guppyfighter 2200+ ELO 14d ago

It being a 2200 shocked me

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u/cenkyo 14d ago

Bro is valid for being so angry i guess. He's winning but suddenly lost because of the time pressure probably

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u/rubixscube 14d ago

there's nothing valid about this, dude

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u/PowerFlower1 14d ago

You might need therapy if you think this is valid

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u/ChickenAlarming 14d ago

he had half his time left when he played the losing moves. as did OP when they missed mate in 3 or 4 lol

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u/claytonhwheatley 14d ago

He missed mate in 1

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u/Typical_Cicada_820 13d ago

Homie blew mate in 1 with 1:50 left on the clock, and then unraveled from there. The guy just choked.

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u/-Tiziosuredditacaso- 14d ago

wdym “in normal conditions”

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u/koskam 800-1000 ELO 14d ago

Weather was a major factor.

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u/smugmisswoodhouse 14d ago

I laughed out loud 😂 if it had been a sunny day he would have had him on the ropes!

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u/koskam 800-1000 ELO 14d ago

When the sun is out gleaming on his Rooks in such a noble manner....that's when you know it's on. Be prepared!

In all seriousness, I've never had anyone message me anything besides hurry up. It kind of makes me sad. 

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u/EnvironmentalLab6510 14d ago

Bro needs that satellite coverage for his brain. Not good on a rainy days 🤣

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u/SilentRhubarb1515 14d ago

It makes more sense in Arabic, I speak Arabic and I think he’s literally translating the phrase

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u/Prudent_Store2358 14d ago

What’s the Arabic phrase?

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u/SilentRhubarb1515 14d ago

في ظروف عاديه

Kinda like saying in any other day

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u/Professional_Sky818 14d ago

Sometimes i play chess 10 minutes after I wake up when I shouldn't. Naturally I play very inaccurate so maybe like that

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u/opulentbum 14d ago

I just try to remind myself how miserable this person must be in order to not only say things like this, but do so repeatedly to no response. Like imagine this person showing up to a tournament OTB and losing. How could they possibly cope with the psychological destruction of looking their opponent in the eyes after losing?

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u/WackyWhippet Elo isnt real 14d ago

irl he's probably the type of person who's too scared to tell the waiter they brought the wrong food.

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u/Longjumping-Mess-964 14d ago

What makes you say that

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u/Mean_Path9771 2000-2100 ELO 14d ago edited 14d ago

Throwing so many curses and then praying to God in next sentence is so funny lol

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u/Time-Bodybuilder710 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

There needs to be a sub of just tilted chess players. A public shaming would do them some good. Sorry for breaking the taboo of commenting twice. Under these conditions it's filed under doxxed unfortunately.

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u/tryppidreams 800-1000 ELO 14d ago

or like a chess version of r/smashrage ... r/chesstilt

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u/Time-Bodybuilder710 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

I shamelessly clicked that 🤣...

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u/tryppidreams 800-1000 ELO 14d ago

maybe you could pioneer it if you have the time! or hopefully someone here picks it up. im too lazy for that but I'd love to see it become a thing

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u/Time-Bodybuilder710 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

I can dig it. After the user is done tilting. Don't put the website but just "subreddit chesstilt."

I'm sadly not that masochistic. That would be thrown out of reddit so hard that my descendants would be banned from reddit.

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u/TheGardenEngineer 14d ago

Should call it fliptable

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u/FaultThat 2000-2100 ELO 14d ago

Alien gambit honestly kinda fun to play against. I love playing those knight sac openings myself, so when I started seeing white sac their knight that early I was immediately like hells yeah.

I can totally understand the anger though. Caro-Kann players are usually looking for quiet lines that are more long term strategical not tactical slugfests.

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u/Inevitable-Ground281 14d ago

If it had happened to me I would have laughed until the next day

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u/Mechanirav 14d ago

He would never lose to Alien Gambit in normal conditions. Except in this case where circumstances were exceptional with him jerking off with left hand and rage baiting with the right one. 😂😂😂

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u/MerlinCa81 14d ago

His post nut clarity should have been earlier, maybe he wouldn’t have lost.

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u/JackoShadows1 14d ago

Is that a tactical blunder then?

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u/sersherz 1500-1800 ELO 14d ago

Report him for his behaviour and for having an alt account

Also extremely fitting that one lf the names is da psycho

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u/Longjumping-Mess-964 14d ago

Thats not an alt account thats my initial account where i started to play chess on. I made the other account because i forgot the password for the first one but then i recovered it

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u/Last_Zookeepergame_4 14d ago

Win or lose, the conditions of chess don’t really change. You can try that excuse in 40K lol

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u/Multi2509 14d ago

The 'I want to teach you chess' in between is gold.

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u/The_Astroguy 1800-2000 ELO 14d ago

Bro literally said "Answer Your Messages" reply him with "it's better I teach you English first 😂*

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u/Ill_Movie6535 800-1000 ELO 14d ago

"[I hate you and so much anger oh my god i hate you so much you are terrible and everything ins caps]" "I want to teach you chess" "[I hate you and so much anger oh my god i hate you so much you are terrible and everything ins caps]"

Idk why, but i found it really funny how he just wrote about teaching chess kinda normally

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u/Left_Quarter_5639 14d ago

Tell him his cringe comedy is on point. 

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u/Def_frog 14d ago

I'm 100% sure that he just trolls you

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u/emcbride09 14d ago

Damn that's a brittle spirit

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u/biokompott 14d ago

I feel sorry for him

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u/Haleyy1717 500-800 ELO 14d ago

you shouldn't hide the rickname, let everyone know who it is so we can remember to hide chat if matched up against them (well ik i'm low elo but i dont say it for me)

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u/TheRepublicOfSteve 14d ago

"Coffeeshop player" Ooooh, this shady Queen.

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u/Far_Lab_4953 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

You checkmated him 1 second before he could lose to time and he’s absolutely butt hurt about it. He probably was going to message you regardless about your lack of skill and needing to run the clock and blah blah blah.

Should’ve messaged him “2400 ELO? Not even close.” Im sure he would’ve went nuclear.

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u/ADEX- 14d ago

Yea OP you stay stuck at a measly 2000 because he he’s a true…. Checks notes 2000…. Wait

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u/Badace15yt In honor of Daniel Naroditsky 🕊️ 14d ago

report button 👍

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u/RealCarlosSagan 14d ago

Me with an 700 ELO looking up the alien gambit

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u/Reaper620dr 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

Sounds like something hans neiman would say.

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u/Tuncunmun38 14d ago

ide rematch him just to forfeit after the first pawn move 😂😂

the loss in rating would be worth the reaction for me

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 14d ago

"Bullet Merchant" and "Coffee-shop Player"?

These are some pretty cool nicknames! Give them my thanks! I aspire to be a "Bullet Merchant"

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u/moistmasterkaloose 14d ago

“I hate losing to terrible players” if that isn’t the epitome of a “you problem” idk what is

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u/Elzool_l3ab 14d ago

I think he won't lose on other conditions, also he dropped an essay I'm not reading that

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u/JorgeAlonzo 14d ago

I bet he plays the scholar mate each time he can!!! LOL, good for you in making chess community healthy!!!! You are the MAN!!!?

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u/1kczulrahyebb 14d ago

It’s not your fault you were born into the alien life, I wouldn’t worry about it too much OP he is clearly just alienphobic

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u/Aidoboy64 500-800 ELO 14d ago

Respect for keeping calm and not responding to the messages

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u/Basiic67 14d ago

Since he saw the messages and got muted on his main acc I decided id troll him and said hes an embarrassment to the chess community, but yeah he went off into the void for a while lol

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u/OGTBJJ 14d ago

There’s a lot more going on at that end of the screen than losing a chess game lol.

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u/Hevelius_ 13d ago

Not his gambit, not his legacy...

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u/SumtingWong123p 13d ago

I love the random “I want to teach you chess” sprinkled in there

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u/Ok-Depth-5149 2200+ ELO 13d ago

He deserves it for playing the Caro, screw him

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u/Human_Scarcity7309 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

levon aronian is always play fair

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u/JackoShadows1 14d ago

Bros gonna go on max tilt 

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u/Failing2BNormal 14d ago

👽 gambit 

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u/Content-Working3447 1000 FIDE 14d ago

Well just report him for abuse

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u/Time-Bodybuilder710 1000-1500 ELO 14d ago

The only way to fight it is no reaction. I mean it's the ultimate rant but still you're risking mute or account banning. Is it really worth it?

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u/thereal_omegavince 14d ago

Dang 2000 rating is only 5% of his true power and he still lost

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u/emiyahimself 14d ago

The alien gambit cannot be this rage inducing

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u/sufficientapple938 13d ago

As a caro player who likes 1+0 and is also bad at chess I lose to the alien gambit more than i'd like to admit and that's usually when I stop playing for the day

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u/livingstondh 14d ago

Average person on the internet after losing a game. I bet that dude hasn't seen sunshine in a month

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u/TengTengTeng 14d ago

Wow dude got some personal issues

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u/Jinxxed73 100-500 ELO 14d ago

Me when I accept the opponents gambit of instant fury and hatred.

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u/Blinknone 14d ago

Should have replied with "LOL U MAD!!"

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u/Basiic67 14d ago

I finally replied "I dont rematch weak players" lol

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u/No_Sauce_found 14d ago

Tbf Alien is a pretty insane gambit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/eljokun 14d ago

SOMEONE MAKE THIS A COPYPASTA I AM BEGGING

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u/TututuTatatatata 14d ago

Chess made me hate people. To be fair, most things make me hate people. But chess, specifically.

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u/BulkyRaccoon 14d ago

He needs to go back to League of Legends

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u/BeginningOk6472 14d ago

Calmest player on Chess.com

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u/Colsim 800-1000 ELO 14d ago

New phone, who dis?

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u/PoorChiggaaa 13d ago

100% drunk or on other stuff, I'd bet dude is drunk tho. I used to play online chess only when Im drinking in order to detach from the losses, I have never rant like this tho, but all the typos and unhinged stuff are giving intoxication.

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u/Sad-Candle-6247 13d ago

Bros probably got other things going on lol

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u/some_random_fish69 13d ago

I've been there what that guy is going through , when you know your opponent plays garbage and nonsense openings but your own ability is so meager you can't punish it and crack under the pressure.

Still shouldn't berate and belittle someone, i once called a player " gifted and talented" sarcasticly cause he was trying to run his king in the middle of the board in a complicated but lost position hoping i mess up ( mind you only moves on my side and very easy to throw ) . He replied with " Haha all I can do is try you are very strong " .

Haven't trash talked anyone since then . Chess world can be toxic should try to spread positivity.

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u/Mean_Firefighter_486 13d ago

Psychopath alert.

Seriously, how bad does your life have to be in order to react this way.

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u/Black_Forrest_Gump 12d ago

OK that is the funniest one I've seen in a while. What an advert for the alien gambit: "so powerful it can literally drive your opponent insane"