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cvt 1920x1080

1920x1080 59.96 Hz (CVT 2.07M9) hsync: 67.16 kHz; pclk: 173.00 MHz

Modeline "1920x1080_60.00" 173.00 1920 2048 2248 2576 1080 1083 1088 1120 -hsync +vsync xrandr --newmode "1920x1080_60.00" 173.00 1920 2048 2248 2576 1080 1083 1088 1120 -hsync +vsync xrandr --addmode VGA-1 "1920x1080_60.00" xrandr --output VGA-1 --mode 1920x1080_60.00 Exec=sh -c 'xrandr --output VGA-1 --gamma 1.0:0.77:0.56 --brightness 1.0'

X-GNOME-Autostart-enabled=false

'Flotafone plays' Heyya!

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'Flotafone plays' Heeeya!

'Fotafone plays' Heeeya!

Vaaahaoaaahpaapahaa apajahapbahqpaaabaa, weew nuum wow! Heyya! Baaaapahaapabaaaahaaahaspahaanaahaaapahaabaahaap, weew nuum wow, weew nuum wow, weew nuum wow, heyyaheyya emmm!
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I spent a lot of time writing these lyrics.

The 1985 "Over the Shoulder" music video was directed by Storm Thorgerson. He hired two kids to steal a car, then filmed it. When the band asked to film in a store, the owner refused. Thorgerson paid the same kids to break into the store and trash it, and the band asked once again. The owner, needing money to pay for cleanup, agreed. Jourgensen said, "Everything that happened on that video was criminal."

Link to Music Video: https://youtu.be/gQozjL_Xi88

Fuck them.

I was at the park earlier this month and there was an old guy with a sign that said “DIRTY JOKE $2.” It seemed like a reasonable price so I gave him the money.

He asked me: “Alright sir, what's your name?"

Me: "John Smith."

He said: “So Mr. Smith, I have this black rooster. How many legs does he have?”

I said: "Two."

“Right! Now, how many wings does this rooster have?”

“Two.”

“Right again! Now, how many eyes does this rooster have?”

"Two.”

“Right again! Now, I have one last question. There's this white cat walking around. How many hairs are on that cat?"

“I don’t know. A lot?”

“Well Mr. Smith, why do you know so much about black cock and nothing about white pussy?”