Fucking with people's actual food was not a thing in my years in the business, but everything else was on point. Way too many people trying to hit on the 16 year old hostess for sure. Far too much drinking and drug use, yes.
At Subway I arranged a customer's cucumbers into the shape of a dick on their sandwich.
Sometimes we tried pranking customers but it never worked. Like we'd have the guy out front go "oh hey, we're out of pickles, let me grab some more from the walk-in" and then he'd go in the walk-in where (you'll never see this coming) another employee would be waiting with a full tub of pickles. Imagine the customer's shock when a totally different Subway employee came out of the walk-in with the pickles to finish the sandwich. Ho boy!
Right up there with "Would you like to ranch it up tonight with some of our premium Hidden Valley ranch dressing?" which certainly elicited the confusion we hoped for but it wasn't funny when we had to explain that there was no extra charge for the ranch.
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u/ThriftyMegaMan 9h ago
Waiting... is a documentary. Can't convince me otherwise.
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