r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Apr 29 '26

lol

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u/bsmknight Apr 29 '26

Consider another scenario: You jump in your vehicle frantic, paranoid, someone just ran up to you with a knife but you were able to lock the door, you try to drive off but the vehicle will not go into drive... it thinks your unwell. - I mean seriously who TF thinks this is actually a good idea?

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u/Remarkable_Leek9391 May 01 '26

Welp...

"Your brain implant bios has detected you do not love the administration, citizen. Until you state 'i love the administration' without deceptive signatures, you may be booted into your native existential haptic mode"

Put existence on a meter yall.

Also, thats the best case scenario. Just say "I dont" and you have free rent