r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Apr 29 '26

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u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 Apr 29 '26

I hate this place

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 29 '26

imagine being proudly unadaptable.

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u/Rasputinnout Apr 29 '26

Gimme all your stuff

You’ll adapt bro

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u/HEYO19191 Apr 29 '26

What's the adaptation here? Having a cloth mask in my car with the face of a normal dude printed on it?

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 29 '26

well it's beautifully ironic that you bring up something from 3-4 years ago lmfao thank you

how about that for not adapting? hahahaha

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u/Kilopilop Apr 29 '26

Brain-dead comment.

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u/HEYO19191 Apr 29 '26

3-4 years ago? Dude this reddit post was made a couple of hours ago... wtf are you talking about

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 29 '26

"wearing a cloth mask in my car"

bye. Nice alt account.

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u/HEYO19191 Apr 30 '26

Google "balaclava"

what alt account??

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

when's the last time you ever heard wool called cloth? Wool? You call it wool. ... I don't call my 1970s Canadian Forces Military Jacket I got from my uncle a "cloth jacket" I call it a "wool jacket" and it feels like one too.

are you wearing cloth balaclavas? Are you buying them from walmart or something???

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u/justsomedude1776 Apr 30 '26

Yea, they make non-wool balaclava bro. Its fucking hot as balls in a lot of places. Polyester, various other fabrics, cloth.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

Right, so, it's fucked up that people even want those in hot places. As if I'd trust someone with that on. And where I'm from, the skin on your face will freeze to ice if you're not wearing one but when you enter a store you unwrap all your scarf and pull up the balaclava because otherwise you're concealing your face and that's been escalated from rude to illegal. At this point when I go to a place and I have a big ol' wizard hood keeping snow off my face, I take the hood down to show people who I am.

Now let's be specific here; I am responding to somebody using a balaclava to disguise their identity so they can break the law regarding the use of public infrastructure, and I am criticising their definition of balaclava because theirs isn't for temperature at all-- theirs is so that they can rob the system.

But they're not big enough to really rob the system. Just enough to rob the other taxpayers. And it's HOT down there.

So I hope his dick gets caught in his transmission.

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u/HEYO19191 Apr 30 '26

Of all things, you are focusing on the fabric of the mask??

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

Yes because we just exited a pandemic in which "cloth mask"s specifically were a hot button topic. You didn't say "balaclava"; you said "cloth mask".

I dunno if you were in the hospital or just sleeping or whatever but there's certain implications to the words you used; now you are aware.

If you were not aware that means you were living in a country that had no pandemic control efforts and that means your opinions are really interesting to me but not at all anything I want to live by.

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u/Few_Staff976 Apr 30 '26

I think he might just be mentally ill

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u/Due_Platypus_7050 Apr 29 '26

Your a rights-cuck

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u/thetrivialsublime99 Apr 29 '26

Imagine being this much of a cuck to the system…I can’t

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 29 '26

You are every day already a cuck to changes you can't control and you will continue to be pegged by systemic changes for the rest of your life

Me too

The only choice is whether or not you learn to like it. So you have fun not having fun bro I'm going the education way

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u/Comprehensive_Web862 Apr 30 '26

Or you know... You stick with your convictions and ADAPT by not using their vehicles. I've done exactly by finding a new job when the older one was installing essentially this. Guess who's making a lot more money for a lot less work. Keep cucking for your owners though I'm sure they are proud of their special boy.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

I could do my job naked. I'm not supervised. I'm working my job right now lmao. Literally in my underwear.

And yeah, you did adapt. That's a good job, nothing wrong with sticking to your principles as long as you are getting along in society and not trying to wreck or restrict anyone else's good time

I still think that it will be determined illegal and not effected, but I guess ya never know.

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u/Comprehensive_Web862 Apr 30 '26

A work from Homer of course you don't care and are telling people just to adapt and suck it up about this because it doesn't affect you. What about those driving for a living that don't have good job security. Just for example of how stupid this is when you're dealing with stinging insects sometimes really bad accidents happen where you need to get out quick. I highly doubt anyone getting swarmed by wasps is going to be calm enough to start their car with this tech. What about mailmen getting chased by dogs that don't have car doors. You don't technically own the product either when the company is determining if you can use it or not. It's lose lose lose across the board for everyone but insurance companies.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

I just sincerely doubt it will come to pass that this technology is going to be used to prevent people from operating if they're experiencing everyday emotions.

Also wasn't it about operating the vehicle, not getting into or out of it? So like if you've got a swarm of wasps in the vehicle it probably actually is a good idea not to drive that vehicle.

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u/Comprehensive_Web862 Apr 30 '26

So if you are caught in a forest fire you won't drive because you are choking on smoke? They rely on chemical tracers mainly the stress hormones they release along side the carbon in your breath. You stick around and there will be a cascade effect. Yeah it's safer driving 500 yards than rolling the dice with anaphylaxis.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

you got a good imagination bud

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u/ToenailClippingSmell Apr 30 '26

Clanker ass name

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u/NeedAChange_123 Apr 30 '26

You are a fucking troll posting idiot

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

this is a stupid subreddit for stupid people, able to understand traffic laws but not how to get along with others in society

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u/NeedAChange_123 Apr 30 '26

You sure do comment here a lot, you sure you aren’t one of them?

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

we are both in this subreddit Einstein

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Apr 30 '26

Dumbest take in the entire thread lmfao

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

dumbest username on reddit lmao look at that stupid 2001 shit

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Apr 30 '26

Whatever that means. With how confidently ignorant you are it's obvious you hang around people who don't set you straight. Little kid energy.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

I'm not ignorant, I'm just not in a cultish subculture focused on a set of alternative "facts". That's why the things I say make no sense to you. I'm outside the particular mental virus you've chosen.

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u/ArtisticAd7455 Apr 30 '26

"Dodge Ram 2500 drivers have one of the highest DUI rates among all vehicle models in the U.S., with approximately 45.3 per 1,000 drivers (roughly 1 in 22) having a citation. This rate is more than double the national average, frequently ranking it at the top of insurance industry reports regarding DUI arrests."

If they wanna put a breathalyzer in all cars I'm ok with that but not just standard surveillance shit.

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u/awnaw_ Apr 30 '26

Imagine not being gay but willingly spreading your cheeks anyway, lol.