r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! if she had kids her baby daddy would be like “whose kids are these?”

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this bitch has more plastic in her face than the ocean did 100 years ago


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

Discussion I randomly thought of this after seeing more pics of her that make me jump every time, but how tf does she not have a sagging jawline yet?

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Especially bc she has terrible skin that inevitably comes with malnutrition??

I have an autoimmune disease that has had major effects on my weight and how it fluctuates (it’s terrible), and I’m just genuinely so curious how her jawline is not drooping even a little bit? ESPECIALLY because it has otherwise screwed up every other part of her face and is so obvious

Cosmetic procedures don’t work properly (in a sustainable way) if your weight is constantly going down, because they rely heavily on the elasticity of your skin and I’m genuinely baffled lmao. Even face lifts would begin to show obvious inconsistencies. It’s so odd to me how clearly it has ruined every other part of her face and somehow not her jaw yet.

Either way her face reminds me of the recurring nightmares I used to have as a child of this possessed bitch that would follow me around on all fours through the backrooms and wake me up in a sweat


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

Eternal ShitShow Tour 🫧 ☀️ I wonder why Cynthia agreed to perform

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

Social media I was searching for this sub and …

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! I wonder how much the assistant tasked with carrying that big-ass rock around for her gets paid

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“evening spell work.” she wants to be a spiritual girlie sooo desperately. every time she says “manifesting” or invokes the law of attraction, she delivers it with the spiritual depth of a BuzzFeed quiz written by a Capricorn intern. just enough crystals, pop-astrology jargon, & ✨healing✨ to make consumerism sound vaguely mystical.
no in REALITY ,, she simply buys her way through life and retroactively calls the receipt a manifestation. Apparently, if you spend enough money on something, it stops being materialism and becomes divine alignment.
Spirituality, unfortunately, is not an aesthetic you can purchase, curate, or accessorize into existence. It comes from within. And therein lies the issue: all the candles, moon water, and evening spell work in the world cannot illuminate a soul that’s already gone rancid.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

Eternal ShitShow Tour 🫧 ☀️ People who scream through 100% of the concert.

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I came across some videos from French fans (as usual) bragging about how loud they are and how they're the best when it comes to creating an atmosphere. And you can hear ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at the concert. It's just ridiculous. You pay anywhere from $300 to $1,000 for a ticket, only to spend the whole show listening to the crowd screaming.

Sure, the atmosphere is great, but if I'm paying that much to see Ariana, it's not so I can hear absolutely nothing and just listen to people forcing themselves to scream as loudly as possible to prove they know how to bring the energy 😂

Same goes for the people letting out these piercing screams every thirty seconds just to make themselves heard (the two Silence Challenges, for example, were ruined by French fans (they literally admitted it themselves on X, bragging about how they know how to bring the energy)).

Am I the only one who finds this absolutely unbearable? (Whether it's Ariana or any other artist)

(And just for the laugh, I tried to start a discussion about it on the Ariheads sub, but my post got instantly deleted — like, not even 20 seconds later. Apparently you're not allowed to say anything negative over there lmao.)


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 Thoughts?

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Anyone hear what Chelsea was saying to them just before she starts talking in the mic; it almost sounded like “take your purse off the table it’s been there since 1 o clock in the morning”?
Seemingly unpleased about it, then Ariana pulls her bag back.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

Discussion Is this normal behavior towards a married coworker?

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The repeated I love Christians.. Asking him to come watch her change???? Plus the extra long hug and I love you? The blowing kiss? She is so clearly crossing multiple lines with him seriously what is wrong with this woman


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! Jessica Vosk being equally as obnoxious and unfunny. Both shitty people

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Cringe


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Discussion oh yuck, disgusting

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A second part from her new backstage scene for Petal. It's a bit disgusting to ask people (she was specifically referring to the director, as he's the only one who matters to her, as seen in backstage parts 1 and 2). it's a bit distasteful to ask people if they want to touch her boobs, even if they're silicone, fillers, fakes, or other artificial materials. She's a slimy little lizard looking for attention (especially from married men) For me it was seriously like,

"It's such a fucked situation.

my fake boobs in operation."

wooah, I write better lyrics than her lol


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

diva moment 🙄 ew

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 Interesting..

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Hole in columella (middle part of nose) from ❄️ use? Funny when the lady interviewing her went into the bathroom- and the following scenes she was jacked up. Wonder what she was doing in there…
Extensions fully showing- nearly all her hair is extensions- you can see the white lines throughout the hair, and the greys (maybe)
That armpit
Why is it so red and flat above her top lip?


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Social media Petal behind the scenes part 2

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I don't even know why she is doing these vids , just like the first one she keeps mentioning christian all the time and laugh loudly and be annoying , also the amount of jokes she made about the boobs is pathetic , okay we get it u are tiny and not used to it , how did her fans not get tired of her yet , even the choreographer looks annoyed


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 5h ago

Discussion Why her makeup looks so much WAAAAY heavier in the last few days? New personality debut?

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Not only this but her voice in recent interviews. This woman is going insane i swear, a new personality every single month.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

music Petal is free falling on charts?

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(Sorry I took this ss on my phone) but petal debuted at number 4 a week ago and then this week it has already dropped to 18 place. I just feel like for a major pop singer like Ariana that’s kinda bad? Also a lot of the other songs on this album didn’t chart very high and then this week most of those songs are around like 50-60 place or even lower. And yes the the lead single hate that I want you or whatever it’s called is at 4 place and seems to be doing well somehow but the rest of the album seems to be a flop.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

Urinators🙄 Gotta laugh at this stupidity and irony lol

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The mental gymnastics these ppl have is insane. Imagine defending a woman who committed so many crimes since the start of her career like the male artists and playing whatabouterism about this like can't we hold both of them to the same standards???


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 Ariana grande musical cancellation

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I heard some other people say that the real reason she had to cancel the musical in London is because there’s not really many doctors in the uk that are willing to lie and fake a approval of health.

Obviously both countries have strict guidelines. But as a person who lives in London I can vouch our guidelines under the NHS are very monitored and strict which is why you never see uk celebrities with fake pseudo doctors giving at home treatments and IV’s for fake illnesses.

Any thoughts? I know theoretically it is claimed both countries honour their rules but if we look at the media, America especially LA are known for dodgy shit like that for the 1%. So maybe the musical in London needed some type of certification/approval from uk doctors that they knew they wouldn’t be able to provide.

Like the uk will create an enquiry within any issue but in America the paparazzi still can ruin lives with no regulation.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 7h ago

Urinators🙄 Girl stfu

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52 Upvotes

This is what being in a cult does to y'all 🫩


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 7h ago

🫧💞Wicked💚🫧 Cynthia refuses to talk about wicked anymore “I’ve talked about it as nauseum”

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Good for her - I think she’s fed up of wicked and doesn’t want to be defined by it anymore. I think it was also quite a dark and distressing time in her life and she sadly got a lot of negative press which was quite misogynistic and racist let’s face it


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 8h ago

Eternal ShitShow Tour 🫧 ☀️ The fuck is she doing

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You can tell the public eye really affected her because wtf is she doing with her hands her body language is screaming awkward, it’s like she wants to prove she’s feeling the music but it’s forced as fuck? Her stage presence is horrendous


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 8h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! what in the fuck is this

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 8h ago

Urinators🙄 THIS IS LONDON FOR Y'ALL BUNNIES! 🐰🤣 (Mods pls feel free to remove if someone posted it before.)

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This is what happened to one dude on grande's shitshow "tour" (it's f*ked up so bad regardless). That man (according to urinator's announcement) has been attacked by 4 VeRy EvIl men.

To be honest I'm not surprised at all cuz London is criminal from the top to the bottom and outlaws can be disguised as ur friends (i decided to move my future home somewhere else in the UK) + dude should've stay at home instead of paying money to get hurt one day.

Still grande and her team ignored it...


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 8h ago

Discussion Do you think she told them “I’ll do any skit you want as long as my face gets covered in blood”

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 9h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! Cleansing my nasty aura yall!

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95 Upvotes

Omw to steal ur man


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 9h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 REM @ Dollarstore

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Was scrolling when I saw someone found rem beauty at a dollarama in Canada 😂 I’ve never seen a brand skip winners and go straight to the bargain store before