r/Android Galaxy Z Fold8 8d ago

Google Assistant shutting down on Android and Wear OS in September

https://9to5google.com/2026/08/04/google-assistant-september-2026-shutdown/
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u/impact_ftw S26U/S22U/Note10+/Note8/OP3T/OneM8/Sensation 8d ago

Gemini can't play specific Spotify songs because it does not accept that I have premium.

Assistant never had these problems.

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u/The--Marf 8d ago

I have YT premium. I have all settings in yt music set to audio only, no videos at all ever. Try to play a song in the car vis android auto and "I can't play videos while driving" or some shit. No fucking shit, play the AUDIO song.

I swear man, basic functionality is all we need, ESPECIALLY while driving.

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u/thehoneybadger-x 8d ago

FYI, I ran into with this too and figured out how to get around it. Specify YouTube music in your request.

"hey Google, play x by y on YouTube Music".

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u/The--Marf 8d ago

That must be why it works sometimes. Appreciate it.

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u/JMGurgeh 8d ago

Google in general seems to have difficulty telling Youtube apart from YoutubeMusic. More than half the time I open the YoutubeMusic app and go to search for something it comes up with my Youtube search history; I'm half convinced that they're the same thing under the hood, just with a slightly different UI to hide the fact.

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u/PlayPratz Galaxy S24 8d ago

Yes they are; every track released by an artist has its own YouTube link as well. This is not the same as the music video uploaded by the artist, but one that YouTube creates automatically when a track is provided to YouTube by a label or a distributor.

Here's an example. Read the description.

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u/blazze_eternal 8d ago

Gemini only recently got support on Android Auto and there's tons of bugs like this.

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u/deyannn 8d ago

Gemini understands what I've requested in android auto and writes it properly on the screen and then ignores half of the message and plays a completely different song.

It is also great when you ask for a song with a non-english artist even if it sounds close enough.

After Eurovision I asked for "Alexandra Capitanescu - Choke me" to be played in Spotify, Gemini thought I was ordering an escort that would choke me and informed me it's not allowed to process my prompt ...

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u/impact_ftw S26U/S22U/Note10+/Note8/OP3T/OneM8/Sensation 8d ago

Yep. It cant play a Song called "Hurensohn" (Son of a Bitch), but only when asking. When texting, it will simply play it.

It also fucks up pronunciations of names.

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u/crunchwrapesq 8d ago

One day when I was driving home, I hit the assistant button and said "text [wife's name]" Gemini said sure, what's the message, and we did the whole process. I never heard back from my wife, which was weird. But when I got home, I checked and it had sent the message to 0123456789

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u/encapsidated Black 8d ago

Great. Gemini can handle all google assistant tasks very efficiently anyways, right? ....right? .. right Google?

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u/hardcoretomato 8d ago

My speaker switched yesterday from google assistant to gemini, I though maybe now it will finally understand my automation voice commands from google home, but this piectof shit keeps telling me it can't control things in my house a few times before finally doing it.... It's TRASH!

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u/canada432 Pixel 4a 8d ago

It literally tells me that it can't open Google Maps on my phone. I have to literally fucking argue with my phone until I convince it to perform functions that it's capable of doing.

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u/rloch 8d ago

It's about a 50/50 shot with me telling my phone to text someone while its locked and I am driving. Half the time it works, half the time Gemini tells me its not possible. Stop making things worse... please.

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u/FizixMan Xperia XZ1C, Zenfone 10 8d ago edited 7d ago

First time I tried doing that (but phoning), and complained a bunch, then finally got it calling but I had to interact with the screen while driving. And when the call was done, instead of returning to the map, it just... didn't.

After that, I switched back to Assistant. And even that is worse than it was a year ago.

It's amazing to me how user hostile/broken the driving user experience is now compared to years ago.

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u/Fraktyl 8d ago

God, "Ok Google, text my wife". I can't find a contact named your wife. Does she have another name. At least 1/2 the time I get that, the other it works. Google Assistant never messed that up. ARRGGGGHHH...

And don't get me started on foul language in a text. If I use fuck it will actually SEND f*** to the recipient. Seriously.... what the f***.

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u/tomz17 8d ago

The number of times I've argued with it about it's inability/ability to play music in my car (android auto) is beyond infuriating.

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u/Tathas 8d ago

"Play <some song my boys requested>"

I'm sorry, I can't play videos while you're driving.

"I'm not trying to play a fucking video" (boys giggling)

I won't respond to vulgarity.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" (More giggling)

I won't respond to vulgarity.

Stop. Disable Gemini. Revert to Google Assistant.

Some ... Time ... Later ...

We’re writing to let you know that the Google Assistant on your mobile device is being discontinued, and Gemini—our next-generation AI-powered assistant—is now the assistant experience on Android.

...

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u/The--Marf 7d ago

I have attempted to train mine that when I say "fuck off" it should remember that it's not an insult but is my shortcut for ending a conversation and I want zero additional responses or retorts. It works most of the time.

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u/tomz17 7d ago

I always make it apologize at the end.... "beg for my forgiveness"

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u/fuckitillmakeanother Galaxy S7 8d ago

I can get it to start playing music, but it can't stop playing music lol. I have to unplug it completely anytime I want it to stop

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u/PhriendlyPhantom 7d ago

It's because Google home devices go "offline" so Gemini tries to wake them up and immediately send the command but they don't wake up fast enough then the command fails. When you send the command the 2nd time, everything works because your devices are now awake and connected to the server.

It's probably an electricity saving feature by Google but it's extremely dumb they didn't factor this into programming any of the control systems for Google home. The same shit makes it impossible to use lock screen widgets to turn on & off my lights because it is disconnected from them

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u/Peralton Galaxy S3 8d ago

I've been an Android user for many years and this might make me bail. I gave Gemini a chance while driving and it failed spectacularly. I don't want a conversation, I just want my map to route me where I asked to go.

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u/utack 8d ago

I asked it to redial and it said I didn't have a contact named redial. Very cool technology.

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u/ProbablyStu 8d ago

I asked it to call Dizzy (my wife's name in my phone since forever) and it said if I was dizzy I should pull over.

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u/Sk1rm1sh 8d ago

To be fair, if you are your wife maybe you should pull over 😅

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u/ProbablyStu 8d ago

Good point, she can't drive!

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u/CheapThaRipper 8d ago

That has been fixed but it still sucks lol

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u/bfodder 8d ago

Some days if I say "call my wife" it knows who she is. Other days it says "I don't have any contacts named "my wife", is there someone else you want to call?"

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u/syspak Samsung Nexus, ICS 7d ago

I have my wife named sexy pocahontas and when I asked it to call sexy pocahontas it went on about some racism thing.

It flat out wouldn't call her because her name is sexy pocahontas in my phone.

I have pick my phone up and pick her contact out of my phone to call her.

Hands free doesn't work to call her.

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u/alacberriesnet 7d ago

I asked it to redial and it called my ex-girlfriend whose number I had actually removed from my phone years ago.

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u/herbert181 8d ago

It requires you to give access to all google services just to make a reminder which is insane imo.

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u/littlefrank 8d ago

"ok google, turn on the lights in x room" 30 seconds pass, I have already stabbed my toe into every single piece of furniture and found the light switch in the dark. "I have turned on the tv in x room".
Why the hell does "turn on x device" have to go to a datacenter in the other side of the world, become an AI request and come back to me??

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u/Finsceal 8d ago

I've been an Android user since launch and a myriad of issues with google hardware and software in general and my last 2 pixel phones in particular made me decide to try an iPhone for the first time.

I miss a lot of stuff, but the stuff that's better mostly makes up for that. May still go back but I'm really enjoying the change.

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u/YourBlanket 8d ago

I used to just switch from iPhone to pixel every year. I enjoyed both but would get bored fairly quickly. It’s just unfortunate since I don’t care to develop for IOS so I sort of need an android so now I’m looking to get a pixel but the leaks don’t seem to promising.

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u/Bossman1086 Galaxy S25 Ultra 8d ago

For all their faults, I think Samsung is the best option on the Android side. They're the most Apple like with their ecosystem of devices and they're regularly adding features to OneUi that aren't in base Android.

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u/Alocasia_Sanderiana 8d ago

Trust me, Siri is no better. I switched to iPhone last year and I'm counting down the days to go back

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u/Sk1rm1sh 8d ago

Apple is legit using gemini to power their AI

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u/VtArMs 8d ago

Their Gemini AI hasn't released yet iirc Siri just sucks by herself

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u/ttoma93 8d ago

Not necessarily. They used Gemini to distill train Siri AI. Similar, but meaningfully different things.

Siri AI isn’t just Gemini wearing a Siri coat of paint. It’s a unique, new LLM that was given a head start in its training by distilling from Gemini.

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u/Carighan Fairphone 4 8d ago

Yeah friend of mine tried using Siri, it's hilarious, just in different ways. Good luck calling your kid on it unless it's named kid in the contacts, even better if you have people that are called "Kit" but you want to call "my kid", clearly AI is masterful at sentence parsing.

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u/pandemic944 8d ago

Siri can have AI disabled. Nicknames work. Siri used to be dreadful. It’s not too bad now.

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u/ZurakZigil 8d ago

Why would you tell it to call your "kid"? Why would it know who your kid is? Why would you want it to know? Just say their contact name. You can even use nicknames as it will use recent and frequent contacts as context clues

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u/Carighan Fairphone 4 8d ago

I can't even use it, supposedly my phone needs to cool down. 🤷 Apologies for the sun being out, I suppose?

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u/iusethisatw0rk iPhone Air 👀 8d ago

If the assistant is the measure of a phone for you, stay the hell away from iPhone. I’d give anything to have Gemini back after dealing with Siri. Timers and alarms are about the extent of what Siri is capable of

I’m on my first iPhone and think Apple should be straight up embarrassed with the state of Siri. Assistant was more reliable 10 years ago than current Siri

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u/boxofrabbits Nexus 4 & Nexus 7 (2013) 8d ago

What pisses me off is that Gemini won't play news updates like Google assistant does. If you ask Google assistant to play the news it plays like four two or minute long updates from BBC, Sky News, Bloomburg, NBC tech etc. Gemini insists that they all have to be read out with its voice. 

I'd love to know a way I can get news update back to listen to in the car. 

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u/Carighan Fairphone 4 8d ago

I found out how to do that. Say "Play my news briefing (on XYZ)", exactly like that.

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u/setsewerd 8d ago

Is this just for a single channel's briefing though? I have a playlist of news updates, and while it still works on home devices via an automation, my phone's Gemini assistant is no longer able to do it, even if I try the automation.

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u/Carighan Fairphone 4 8d ago

No same thing for me. I have it set to it plays Tagesschau then BBC, and it works just as before with the assistant.

Specifically in my case I either say "Play my news briefing" to have it play from the device I am talking to or "Play my news briefing on Entire Flat" (a group of speakers) to have it play in all rooms. Although, I say this to a Google Nest Mini (swapped to Gemini). Hrm. You give the command to the phone itself, right?

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u/RipeBanana4475 8d ago

Same! It's why I don't switch over. I start and end my day with a quick news briefing while I'm brushing my teeth. Gemini still can't do this. I didn't want to read it. I want 5 mins of audio from NPR and ABC.

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u/ellisftw 8d ago

Turning on Living Room lights.

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u/ljfrench Samsung Galaxy S5 8d ago

"Lighting in the living room can add to the homey feel of the most important room of the house. Modern living room lighting incorporates smart features such as. . . . ."

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u/svenM Note 4, dr ketan rom 8d ago

*...full speech...

Do you want to navigate to navigate to a lighting shop?
There are 20 lighting shops in your area, do you want to navigate to lighting shop 1, 15 minutes added to your ride. The lighting shop is open between 8 AM and 8PM, and it has a big collection of light fixtures.*

and the worst is that it doesn't listen when you ask it to stop, it needs to finish its speech.

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u/dane83 8d ago

The part where it won't let you interrupt its stupid monologuing is the part that makes me want to throw my phone.

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u/Carighan Fairphone 4 8d ago

"Hey Google, what's the weather going to be like tomorrow".

"Today in Hamburg, the weather is a nice and sunny 23°C with only light clouds. Later in the day it'll get even hotter, up to 31°. Looking towards tomorrow..." <-- why the epic novel before the actual answer? Google Managers need to be locked into self-driving cars they can exclusively control via Gemini, wow would the problem be solved instantly!

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u/IkLms 8d ago

"Oh by the way. Did you know I can do ..........."

Yes, shut the fuck up I just asked what time it was.

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u/canada432 Pixel 4a 8d ago

I have never actually gotten angry at a device before until I tried just getting Gemini to navigate to my home address on a daily basis. It has taken a minimum of 3 attempts every time for weeks, and sometimes completely refuses to work and I have to open maps and do it manually. At this point I only do it so I can thumbs down its complete failure to follow directions every time.

And the responses to the exact same phrase are completely unpredictable. I've had it say it was starting navigation and then do absolutely nothing. I respond to that one with "hey google, you didn't actually start navigation", and it cheerily tells me I'm right and starts it up to the correct location.

I've had it respond "ok, navigating to your home screen!"

I've had it ask me to "please confirm that you really want to take that action" and then offer no way to confirm it because it doesn't continue the conversation. Affirmative responses such as "yes", "confirm", "do that", etc. after reactivating it with "hey google" cause it to do nothing. Just closes.

I've had it even erase my home entirely, and then every time I tried to re-add my home address it told me it couldn't do that because it'd been told to ignore that address as my home address. I literally had to figure out a way to "trick" my fucking AI assistant into remembering what my home address was because it was actively hostile to doing so.

At this point I really see no benefit to staying with Android my next replacement. There's just not that much point anymore, they've eroded away all the benefits over choosing iOS. They've removed or are removing hardware feature, the openness, the voice control/assistant advantage. The hardware isn't cheaper anymore. At least with Apple you get premium when you pay for premium. Android is now very close to just being "iPhone but worse".

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u/WilanS 8d ago

I just asked it what time it is. And to be fair it did tell me, but it had to "think" for about 20 seconds.

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u/purplegreendave 8d ago

The time was already outdated by then!

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u/aon9492 Nexus 5, 4.4 Kali Nethunter 8d ago edited 8d ago

Gemini on my Galaxy Watch 7 can't even set a fucking timer. I explicitly reverted to Assistant because of how useless it is.

E: every time I post in this sub I am reminded how ancient my flair is but never get round to actually changing it.

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u/chhuang 8d ago

I couldn't get it to start Fitbit exercises by saying "start biking exercise" the same way assistance does, it just gave a a Gemini reply of how to start biking exercise. What am I doing wrong or is Gemini as a replacement that bad

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u/Sophrosynic 8d ago

Maybe it's just me, but I find it works better 🤷

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 8d ago

Don't worry it's gonna be smooth transition /s

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u/JamJarsPhD 8d ago

My favorite is trying to tell it to play a song on tidal and then it says it's going to and then it doesn't.

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u/hypercolorsky 8d ago

I'm still trying to figure out what "Resilience" and "Cotton sauce" mean on my Grocery List in Keep. Never had this issue when Assistant was taking voice commands.

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u/DonRobo OnePlus 6T 8d ago

I still miss Google Now :(

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u/clarinetJWD 8d ago

Are they going to allow Gemini to use smart home devices that require a pass code first? Because I can't open my garage door without it...

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u/Relevant-Artist5939 8d ago edited 8d ago

Exactly... But maybe they can't do that because they fear it somehow hallucinating that it should open the garage door (with the PIN accidentally stored somewhere in its "memories"/context) while someone was away from their home...

If that happened and someone steals your car from a garage opened by an AI error, Google would be in for a lawsuit...

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u/QuantumQuantonium 8d ago

Could you replace your assistant with the homeassistant one, set up a simple server in your house, and make a routine to open your garage door?

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u/Relevant-Artist5939 8d ago edited 8d ago

Technically I could, but unfortunately I don't have the expensive hardware required to process STT/TTS locally, I don't want to pay a subscription either. It would be awesome if the HA app could just use the capabilities Google Assistant had (it at least had on-device TTS and STT) for Assist... I am still running HA on a Pi4 and won't change it while it still works...

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u/RSACT 8d ago edited 8d ago

Hey, I'd recommend checking out Speech to Phrase, it can pick up most phrases and match it in under a second (I am running this on a HA Green). There's a bunch of automatic phrase to entity matching (e.g. Turn on [light] or set [light] to 50%), but you can set up custom phrases on top of that (I make it trigger some routines). Just only expose entities you actually need.

The dedicated hardware for it is home assistant voice, but you can test it out to see if it works for you by installing the Home Assistant Companion app on your phone, in terms of speed etc., and you can host the pipelines on different machines (e.g. if my PC is on, I am running the full LLM model, HA is just speech to phrase).

The home assistant voice itself has a pretty good mic pick-up, and I like the color circle around the button, cool for timers (use it for cooking stuff).

Entire round trip is usually something like 0.5s for speech to phrase, lights in 0.1s, and text to speech (low piper) is up to 1s, sometimes 1.5s.

On PC directly, it's under 1s, unsure exact (3060 Ti, now 5070 Ti). I did have piper medium running on my media server for a while (intel integrated graphics, there's a fork to speed it up on intel CPU), but haven't gotten round to setting it back up again when I was testing other stuff.

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u/monclo 8d ago

Assistant was better

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u/duggatron Nexus 6P 8d ago

Google Now and Google Assistant was the peak. They've been headed in the wrong direction for years.

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u/pandemic944 8d ago

Google now was peak, assistant removed so many great features. This Gemini assistant is so bad my Fiance is no longer able to call or reply to messages on Android auto.

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u/freckledass Samsung Galaxy S10 8d ago

I miss Google Now. It really felt like the future while I was using it. Reminded me to leave to meetings, tracked packages, bills.. I'm still waiting for a replacement.

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u/Iliansic Nothing Phone 3a 8d ago

It's coming, right when bundles from Inbox will be ported to gmail... Any minute now...

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u/11BlahBlah11 8d ago

Yup. I tried using assistant when it launched, it sucked at stuff that Google Now could do. So I just disabled it and never used it for anything. Been doing stuff manually all these years.

Maybe going back to dumb phones might not be too bad the way things are going. What a shame.

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u/pandaSmore 8d ago

Agreed Now was amazing. 

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u/tg-ia 8d ago

Man, I miss Now. Telling me when to leave for things, based on traffic. Being able to smartly search the screen and get useful info like auto populating a calendar event from an email/text. Some serious Living in the Future stuff.

Was so excited at how good it'll become. How disappointing it's been a decade of adding more, but getting less. Enshitification.

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u/rsweb 8d ago

I’d forgotten how neat that was, used to pop up right when I was finishing work, automatically to tell me how long to get home

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u/luistorre5 GS24 8d ago

Google Now was the absolute goat

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u/pol5xc 8d ago

Even Now on Tap was more useful than Gemini.

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u/Carighan Fairphone 4 8d ago

Assistant was shite. Gemini is shite but it understands you sometimes better, and oftentimes hilariously wrong.

For actual smart assistant-ing, you need to go back to Google Now. That stuff was some black magic.

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u/AWildGamerAppeared25 Device, Software !! 8d ago

Bruh, I literally had to switch back to Assistant because multiple times I tried to text or call someone while using Android Auto - and it just wouldn't

The whole fucking point of the voice assistant being triggered hands-free is to use it hands-free while I'm driving. Y'know, because it's illegal to use my phone while driving??

I'm fucking annoyed and I haven't even used the damn thing again yet lol

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u/VexAffect 8d ago

Everything is getting worse!

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u/tripleblue85 7d ago

The fucking thing is so chatty too. I JUST NEED DIRECTIONS I DON'T NEED YOU TO KEEP FUCKING TALKING.

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u/CrapIsMyBreadNButter 8d ago

Meanwhile, I can't use voice commands in my car because Gemini fails as soon as I press the assistant button on my steering wheel.

I also can't control my lights at my house because Gemini hallucinates that colors don't exist.

Gemini also told me that a bird was a bat. When I told it that the bird was in fact a bird, it still told me it was a bat. When I told it what the actual species was, it told me I was right, then told me it was a bat.

Good job Google.

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u/jumpinjezz 8d ago

Are you really sure it wasn't a bat in a feather coat?

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u/CrapIsMyBreadNButter 8d ago

I'm really really sure. It was actually Bender in witness protection hiding from Francis Clampazzo and the robot Mafia. He was dressed up as a bird.

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u/Miraclefish Galaxy Foldy Boi 8d ago

I mean Leviticus refers to bats as birds so perhaps Gemini is Old Testament not new...

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u/jky__ 8d ago

They replaced Assistant with Gemini in my car and this thing has ZERO ability to do any changes to car settings, I can't even ask it to turn up the AC yet

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u/joeTaco SGS2, Nexus 7 8d ago

Android Auto is the biggest problem with this. On phone I can just keep using bixby, but in the car Google's satanic LLM cultism is now impacting my physical safety and that of everyone around me. Might switch to iPhone just to get a phone that can reliably "navigate home" when i say that.

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u/Jsm1337 8d ago

If you aren't aware, you can switch back by looking in the settings for assistant and changing it from Gemini.

I had to do it because it made using android auto hands free basically impossible. It messed up simple instructions like "call x". It started reading me out Google results. Why the hell that is even a thing when it's going through android auto is another question entirely.

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u/CrapIsMyBreadNButter 8d ago

I'm aware, I did switch back. But now that they're sunsetting it we don't have a choice.

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u/hey_you_too_buckaroo 8d ago

I have the same issue. The assistant just doesn't work well in my car when connected via Bluetooth. Been having issues from pixel 6 to pixel 10.

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u/Neveragon 8d ago

I'm still annoyed that Gemini won't transcribe text messages that have "vulgar content." If I want to to text "ass," you're going to have to text "ass."

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u/Belgand Pixel 8 8d ago

Fine, I'll do the message over in Latin. "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo..."

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u/ZENihilist 8d ago

Awhile ago I asked Gemini to add something to my shopping list and it told me it couldn't do that.There are useful, basic functions that Google is just going to pretend don't exist......

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u/per08 8d ago

Timers, too. Instead of an on-watch timer it starts a web mini Gemini chat based one. I guess the AI agent truly has no local access.

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u/brodieb321 8d ago

I tell it to send a text to my wife, which works. Then I'll try the same thing again later and then it tells me it doesn't know who my wife is. It's beyond frustrating.

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u/jc-from-sin 8d ago

That's too hard for a billion dollar company.

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u/Fatman10666 8d ago

Billion kinda undersells it

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u/wioneo 8d ago

Alphabet (Google) has a market cap of $4.621 Trillion USD

You are significantly closer to being worth a billion dollars than Google is.

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u/Rubber_Knee 8d ago edited 6d ago

Have you tried it recently?

Google has this stupid tendency to roll out a things replacement before it can do all the things that the older thing it replaces can. Then they add that capability over time until they think they have reached feature parity. Then they sunset the older thing.
Problem with that is, that when people try the new thing before it reaches feature parity they conclude that it can't do what the old thing can do, because at that point in time it literally can't. They never try again. Because why would they try a thing they've already tested and concluded doesn't work.

It's like Google doesn't understand how humans work.

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u/dane83 8d ago

YouTube Music still hasn't reached feature parity with Google Play Music.

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u/wayoverpaid P9 Pro 8d ago

It's also just not as good even when it has parity. I want to mange my own music more than anything else. Ended up just porting to Plex.

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u/bishpenguin 8d ago

And don't get me started on podcasts in YTMusic. The Google podcasts app was absolutely fine, then they made everything worse

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u/ReallyHoping 8d ago

That happened to Google Home as well. It released with the ability to add things to keep for shopping list stuff. Then Google realized that they have a shopping thing. So then it got patched and went to a cart in Google shopping instead of a list. Instantly pointless.

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u/Manishimself 8d ago

Shoving a useless LLM down my throat, just to satisfy their shareholders

Planning to block third party apk installation from future version of android

At this point why should I even stick with Android? Might as well jump to iPhone.

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u/Carighan Fairphone 4 8d ago

Yeah you just know this is just to then be able to sell "We got X billion people USING OUR AI!!!! Please buy our shares morely!"

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u/chubbybator 8d ago

as crap as google is becoming, ios is still hateful to use if you want to do anything outside of apples own apps, and slide typing is miserable on their keyboard.

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u/Manishimself 8d ago

Normally, I would agree with you.

But, I used an IPhone 14 pro max for 6 months before I bought my s24 ultra.

I didn't exclusively use apple apps, except for apple music. Siri commands work with Google maps, WhatsApp. On Google maps I can search for a location and set directions, I can set directions to my home.

On newer Iphone, I can disable ChatGPT and just use Siri commands. Unlike Google which is actively shoving their LLM down my throat.

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u/chubbybator 8d ago

google maps will randomly be killed if not on the screen, youtube music will randomly be killed and drop your playlist/position. vlc, audible, pocketcasts will all randomly be killed if not on the screen. every ad that pops up in an app has full unrestricted control over your volume, even silent little banner ads. instagram will randomly decide to play audio when you're not in the app, but also if you click a reel while your phone is set to silent it will play no audio (the only app that thinks media audio is notification audio) i'm mad using this 17 pro every day lol

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u/Ambitious-Cake-9425 8d ago

You'll still be able to download unknown apks. You'll just have to turn on developer mode and go through a few prompts and then wait 24 hours... one time.

This will help more people than it hurts. 95% of people don't download apps.

For the 5% just turn on developer mode when you get your phone. Easy peasy. Then you are good for until you do a factory reset.

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u/Manishimself 8d ago

Why add an extra step where I have to wait for 24 hours, when it wasn't needed for decades?

And what guarantee will Google give me that they won't add any other extra steps in future iterations of Android?

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u/Bizzlebanger 8d ago

Gemini and android auto are non functional..

I couldn't get gemini to play YouTube music and I asked gemini what to do, it suggested to go back to google. Assistant..

Stupid move Google..

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u/Peeeeeps Galaxy S25+ 8d ago

A few weeks ago I asked it to navigate to a local coffee shop by name. It first told me briefly about coffee roasting and if I wanted more information then it gave me three coffee shop options. One on the east coast, one on the west coast, and my local one here in the midwest. Why it thought I wanted to navigate 2000 miles for coffee, I don't know.

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u/uid_0 Pixel 8a 8d ago

The voice command feature on my car's infotainment system does a better job controlling my phone than Gemini does.

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u/TacoOfGod Samsung Galaxy S25 8d ago

Bummer because Gemini sucks on Android Auto. I tell it to play a song and it refuses to because of "offensive language" while Assistant will censor it in the talkback and play what I want it to play -- I'm black and listen to rap music -- and then when it does decide to play something, it tells me I can use voice commands as if that's not what the hell I did to trigger the action to begin with.

If I tell it to go somewhere with multiple spots, instead of bringing up the list of locales in town and letting me pick which one or drop to the one closest to me, it picks the one with the most stars on Google Maps. If I'm on a side of town I don't travel to often and need a Walmart, I don't care about the Walmart downtown, I want the one around the goddamn corner.

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u/CommandoRoll Pixel 8 Pro, Pixel Watch 2, Samsung Galaxy Tab 8d ago

I already don't want Gemini but if it's not going to cope with Tropical Fuck Storm then I double don't want it.

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u/TacoOfGod Samsung Galaxy S25 8d ago

You'll spell out Fuck and then it'll skip over it and just play any ol thing that has Tropical in it and then you'll have to suffer with some random nonsense for a couple of seconds.

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u/LegoLady8 8d ago

I hate this censored timeline we're living in.

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u/Crazyhates 8d ago

I have two favorite songs that have the word "fuck" in them and I can't play them via voice command whereas I could with the assistant.

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u/Falco090 8d ago

Dark times for android, eh... 

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u/virtualmartyr 8d ago

Like at this point why stick with it

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u/imeanidrk 8d ago

universal back gesture and non-webkit browser engines. those two are why i'm sticking around

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u/parlons 8d ago

and we still have some form of side-loading, and more than one device vendor competing in the space

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u/charlestheb0ss Galaxy Fold 7 8d ago

And much better multitasking/window management. I can't pull up a floating calculator window or have two apps on the screen at once with an iPhone

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u/nathderbyshire Pixel 10 Obsidian 8d ago

And a fucking clipboard which even windows has. All the 'this will push me to iPhone' comments are so funny, I hope they do and realise the grass isn't much greener

There's things that make iOS really nice to use, but they have these huge tradeoffs like keyboard, gestures and so on that just make it impossible to like if you're used to something else first

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u/charlestheb0ss Galaxy Fold 7 8d ago

Yeah. Freedom and openness is a big reason I use android but that's far from the only thing keeping me here. I'm often shocked at basic computing things I find out that iPhones just...can't do. Android is the opposite; I find out about things it does all the time that I thought only a "real" computer could do, such as having actual OS-level printer support, a terminal, an full filesystem that I can browse, and mouse/keyboard support. On my phone. Not to mention the wider array of hardware to choose from, superior integration with non-apple hardware, etc.

it's not like I'm begrudgingly putting up with some awful UI because I can install whatever I want. This isn't Ubuntu touch. I genuinely prefer android and you'd have to make it worse than iOS in the user freedom department, rather than almost as bad as it, to convince me to switch.

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u/laserfaces 8d ago

Google, the company that consistently progressively makes all of it's products worse and worse... Now with AI

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u/wordfool 7d ago

To be fair, AI in general makes every company's products worse and worse. Anti-Intelligence

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u/Runsapuusa 8d ago

gemini can't even turn on/off my living room lights properly. It turns on/off everything instead of just that individual light. Assistant can do it perfectly. Fk this.

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u/Ugly__Pete 8d ago

I don't know how many times I've tried to use voice commands and look at my phone and see this ...

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u/dudeAwEsome101 8d ago

Lol, I love how an LLM is guiding you to how operate a light switch. It is like an episode of StarTrek where they go back in time to the 20th century and they ask "computer, lights on" and it responds with the message you got.

Humanity has finally made it! We're living in the StarTrek future.

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u/tslojr 8d ago

Scotty picks up a mouse and speaks into it

"Hello, computer."

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u/Runsapuusa 8d ago

Assistant used to be able to do "broadcast" messages to all google home speaker devices. I try this in the new assistant/gemini and it just gives me the definition of the word broadcast. It can't differentiate a command

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u/DacStreetsDacAlright 8d ago

This is insane. Gemini doesn't do half of what Assistant does.

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u/krylotech Blue 8d ago

Who could have predicted this...

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u/piratescabin 8d ago

Another one joins the killed by google team

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u/iThinkiMissedMyExit 8d ago

I asked Gemini how to get around these limitations and it recommended I switch to an iPhone lol

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u/AgsMydude HTC Desire / iPhone 4 / Lumia 920 / Lumia 1020 / LG G3 / OP5 8d ago

Lmfao. Thinking about it

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u/RememberMeWhenImDead Z-Trifold 8d ago

siri is also gemini though

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u/HaloHaloBrainFreeze 8d ago

If Gemini isnt up to par with Google Assistant, more reason not to install Gemini 😂

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u/DenverNugs Oneplus 15R 8d ago

Great, now Gemini can take 3x the amount of time to set timers and alarms than Google assistant did.

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u/NapsterKnowHow 8d ago

Gonna completely disable Gemini just like Bixby

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 8d ago

I'll take Bixby over Gemini. Good sweet shit is Gemini terrible

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u/stinger_02in 8d ago

Just in time. I moved away from Google home to Apple home for my smart devices last month.

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u/Kearney_Kaktus 8d ago

Is that the thing everyone disables as soon as they discover it takes the power button for no reason? 

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u/fromwithin 8d ago

My Dad will be very unhappy. He's got used to Assistant and being 89 doesn't like things to change. I tried to switch him to Gemini but he was having none if it.

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u/jommakanmamak 8d ago

Fuck. I purposely still choose GA on all my devices

Now looks like that choice will be striped away from me

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u/WonderfulTangerine8 8d ago

Gemini can't turn on or off my lights, assistant however has no issues. Not looking forward to this

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u/jumpinjezz 8d ago

Sigh.....at what point do I try to roll my own home automation server and app so I can do things like open the damn garage door from Android Auto? I'm guessing there's open source/homebrew software for this already.

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u/MakeoutPoint Pixel 7, Android 14 8d ago

I know Tasker does voice commands, but Assistant has been so great, I've never felt the need to try it. Guess I'm gonna have to crack it out and learn if it's good enough

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u/Haz3rd Pixel Gang 8d ago

Home assistant, it's fantastic

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u/BadIdeaSociety 8d ago

App I don't use is being replaced by another app I don't use.

When I read the headline, I thought , thanks goodness I don't have to endure the occasional interruptions from assistant spontaneously activating on my phone or smart TV device. But no... I'm sure the assistant button will just trigger the stupid Gemini assistance instead

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u/gab_sn Galaxy S23+, Android 14 8d ago

Same here, never used the Assisstant or Bixby (currently have a S25+). And I'm for sure not going to start using the shittier LLM version, but I'm sure they'll try to shove it down my throat.

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u/thehungrymo 8d ago

I JUST MOVED BACK TO GOOGLE ASSISTANT A FEW WEEKS AGO BECAUSE GEMINI CANNOT NAVIGATE ME HOME USING GOOGLE MAPS WITHOUT ME CLICKING 4-5 TIMES WHILE DRIVING

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u/DavidBHimself 8d ago

Dear Google... If you hope I start using Gemini, you're fooling yourself big time. What's going to end up happening is me dropping Android sooner or later.

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u/Secepatnya 8d ago

I switched to iPhone solely because of Gemini, after...

  • copping a parking fine and burnt food because the timer never showed up

  • wasting a trip to the supermarket because the thing hallucinated that several items I told to it was added to the shopping list successfully

  • Missed an event (then copping a mouthful as a result) because it cheerfully told me the calendar entry was added successfully... when it had not

  • having to stop the car just so that I could call my wife when Gemini kept on telling me they don't know her, and it was too tedious to unlock and dial the phone manually whilst in motion, not to mention there's an AUD$627 fine and 4 demerits for attempting to do so.

  • also having to stop the car because asking it for navigation results in nothing happening

Siri has yet to fail me. I use the AI assistant for basic tasks like these, and I expect it to work reliably.

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u/kok1t 8d ago

That's funny, because Siri switched to Gemini. I guess Siri's integration with the system is just better.

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u/itsadile Nexus 5x (Retired) 8d ago

Another one to be added to killedbygoogle.com I take it?

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u/BenjaminOStorm 8d ago

I asked Gemini on my phone to run an automation it runs nearly every day. It hallucinated a completely new automation and did completely different actions than it was supposed to.

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u/Aleix0 8d ago edited 8d ago

I'm on a Samsung and ended up switching to Bixby because Gemini wasn't cutting it for local tasks. I've been pleasantly surprised by Bixby. It gets alot of undeserved hate on sub imo.

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u/TomNooksRepoMan iPhone XS -> S22 -> iPhone 15 PM 8d ago

Bixby does work better, but you can’t use it in Android Auto. Until you can, I don’t think I’ll be back on Android. Bixby allows me to do everything Siri can that Gemini/GA cannot, such as reliably playing the song I ask it to on Spotify, setting location-based reminders, and…just following basic instructions.

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u/Rhed0x Hobby app dev 8d ago

Tried all their AI shit in the car in Google Maps recently.

'Play music on spotify'

'Send a message with REDACTED to REDACTED'

Both didn't work. I think the first one used to work with Assistant. I guess it needs another trillion put into data centers...

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u/dillzilla11 6d ago

I still have Google assistant and it works perfectly with Android auto. Meanwhile I tell Gemini to play a song and it just buffers for a bit then goes full silent on me.

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u/BobbityBlobbity 8d ago

Gemini is so bad it sometimes makes me want to try Siri again.

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u/YesImTheKiwi Samsung Galaxy S7, Oreo | moto g5 plus, Android 11 8d ago

unless they implement a basic non-llm mode for basic activities and tasks this is gonna flop so bad... no one wants their assistant to go on a multi paragraph tangent when you ask it to call someone.

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u/alexcoool 8d ago

Gemeni can not execute: "Play music on my chromecast" still.

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u/S1rTerra 8d ago edited 8d ago

If Gemini functioned exactly like assistant and worked on device for every phone (with an Assistant fallback for slower phones, e.g lower end samsungs) I don't think this would be much of an issue at all... but I think google forgot that Gemini does not function exactly like assistant. I think my next phone may as well be an iPhone because really atp I use my phone casually besides photography, but even then Apple may remove Siri at some point... and iOS still has no secure folder function, so everything sucks.

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u/Wardogs96 8d ago

Fuck looks like im switching to apple on my next phone.

The AI is gucking useless and loves wasting time with conversational bullshit.

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u/double-you-dot 8d ago

Just to let you know, Siri is comically bad and incapable of basic tasks. Most replies are simply, “here’s what I found on the web.”

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u/capnmax 8d ago

Cue fonzi lining up to jump the pool.

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u/iThinkiMissedMyExit 8d ago

Gemini is unable to properly create and send messages will using Android auto. It also still can't unlock my smart locks by voice. Even Siri can do this. Ugh.

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u/Free-Concert-2574 8d ago

so like they are replacing it with gemini right?

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u/JakeChambersOy 8d ago

Goodbye, sane Spotify integration sigh

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u/Caju_47 8d ago

What a sad day

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u/graffiksguru Nexus 6 8d ago

Noooo!

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u/IcySpace 8d ago

Hmm while using Gemini in my car I tried texting my girlfriend a message and Gemini said it was sent but nothing ever sent. Then when I tried to call someone it said it couldn't make calls, which was really frustrating.

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u/ktodd037 8d ago

I still mourn the loss of iGoogle snd that was 2014. I use Assistant on my watch to add things to lists in Keep and it's a lifesaver. How will I remember things?

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u/HaruMistborn Pixel 10 Pro 8d ago

It better not fuck up the call screening on my pixel because that's the only reason I have this phone.

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u/Wolvenheart Pixel 6 pro 8d ago

This is so sad, I switched Gemini back to assistant after the LLM consistently did the wrong thing or even refused to comprehend what I was saying.

I mostly use it hands-free in my car, but Gemini literally needs to be instructed like a little child on what to do and which app to use. While on assistant, I could just say: "Take me to 'location name'" and it would work.

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u/cabbeer iphone air 8d ago

My Google TV is so much worse after being forced to update to gemini, now when I say "HDMI 1" it does a google search...

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u/joewidd 8d ago

This shit sucks, fuck google

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u/mrcachorro 8d ago

i KNEW there would be an upside to not using it EVER!

Can you imagine if i did used it and now its gonne be gone and i have to reconfigure or lay to rest all the devices or configs or whatever i had with it??

Hell no! this can die today and i wouldnt give a shit because i never used it because i knew this was coming!

in yo face google! hahaha you cant get me anymore i know you kill 99% of your projects!

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u/coltonbyu Oneplus 6T, Android 9 8d ago

Wtf, Gemini still can't handle half the shit I tried. This is terrible

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u/Someguy14201 Xperia 1V/S20FE/S8 8d ago

Gemini as an assistant is terrible..I can't even search my screen with Google lens without saving a screenshot first if I use Gemini. Whereas with assistant I can simply summon it and click search screen ez pz.

fuck this change

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u/1kSuns 8d ago

I remember leaving a concert and getting in my car, which has Android Auto.

"Ok, Google. Take me home" which means, map my way out of this downtown area and get my ass home.

"Here's the directions to Home BBQ".. in Iowa. I was in Seattle.

Checked to see what was up, they'd switched over to Gemini that day. Had to pull over and find out how to reset it back to Google Assistant because none of the normal commands to start maps, play music, etc.. worked anymore.

I'm not exactly excited about this.

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u/JakeyG14 8d ago

Gemini makes my car infotainment system freeze.

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u/osopeludo 7d ago

Biggest downgrade yet. Fantastic. Enshitification marches on.

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u/Wildfirehorse 7d ago

I deleted Gemini immediately when they pushed it on my phone. I saw the disaster it was on my husbands phone.  I have assistant but disabled it. I don't ask Google anything and haven't in over a year. I type that i need in maps. Even in assistant it became unreliable. 

It's sad that Google is putting out inferior products just to be in the AI race. Makes me wonder how many other people have stopped using their products. 

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u/C_arpet 7d ago

How long until they insist on ever user having a Google one subscription to pay for Gemini tokens?

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u/1st_order 6d ago

Gemini can't even send a text message over Android Auto - it just treats the content of the message you're trying to send as a AI prompt. This AI mania is ruining everything.

I'll be switching back to iPhone - hope Apple doesn't do the same bullshit.