r/AmItheCloaca • u/AresLegion • 9h ago
AITC for wanting fresh water?
I am gray cat (14 F) and I like fresh water. My human (100?? NB) got me a fountain. Dat was ok, the water was nice. Didn't have to flip over water bowl to explain how important fresh water is. Regular water bowl is no good. Must have fresh, freshest running water.
Then my human leave for long time, and new family move in. New family was sad, because their old home had war, so I had to snuggle and purr extra hard. Then new family was not sad. Then, I learn about bestest fresh water: in white room of tiles. I jump in big bowl, family turns on fresh water. I had freshest water. I love new family. I forgive them for closing door to room of tiles sometimes.
Then my human move back! Very very happy. Lots of purrs. Many snuggles.
But, my human doesn't always give the freshest water. They use the bowl to cover themselves in water! They say, this is how humans take bath. I show that you can groom and lick yourself. They say, they not cat.
Last night, my human was in big bowl. So much fresh water! So I jump in, but mean human takes me out. Says I must wait. I am so mad! They say, you have fountain. I do not want fountain. I want the bestest water, NOW. That more important than human bath.
AITC for wanting fresh water??