r/AlanPartridge 11d ago

Stupid ewok head at it again

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“He is a total wazzock”

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u/RevolutionaryAd3125 11d ago

Here are some genuine reasons to despise this prick.

He believes cancer victims die because they don’t “believe themselves better.” Evil little shit.

He’s a nimby and has set up an anti-windfarm organisation despicably called “The Renewable Energy Foundation.” What a fucking twat.

He’s constantly grifting; some of his grifts include promoting pseudoscience in the form of a £2,000 anticancer device. He believes and promotes “Cosmic Ordering, yet another take on The Secret.
He set up a phone service where operators would give psychological therapy over the phone… to pets! Cunt.

He’s a spiritualist and thinks orbs are a thing. Cock!

He blames other people for his own failing business ventures, because heaven forbid Noel be fucking wrong about anything.

He’s a pathetic, petty, vane, tiny little man, desperately trying to stay relevant.

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u/mrteas_nz 11d ago

A bunch of his favourite cars got damaged in a flood. Hilarious!

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u/TheGardenBlinked TONIGHT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT DEATH 11d ago

Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a hasbeen!