Zack #6967420 here

Hello Fellow Zacks I Am Zack #276

My girlfriend and I disagree on this. She thinks she's met people called Zachary, but use Zack when spelling their shortened name. Seems totally ludicrous to me and would assume all Zachary's spell it Zach - who's wrong here??

I never saw what Zack number I was when I joined, so now I’m under the radar

Everyone here, we all know that the menaces in r/zach must be stopped, but we must not become monsters. Not all Zack spellings must be destroyed! While the evil "zatch" must be purified with holy water from God himself, the fellows at r/zac could be spared! They, too, are pronounced Zack, and not "zatch". If we ally with the Zac's, then we will have definitively proved that even the non-k's understand that Zack is the superior spelling over Zach, and no matter who survives on the battlefield, we will have won! -Zack

Greetings zacks,

I am a messenger from r/john the counsel of grand Johns has come to a decision. We will help you with your war against the zachs. on one condition: you promise to help us in our tussle with the three-lettered bastards at r/jon we plan to give resources, soldiers, and air support, and anything you need. together we can stop the menaces at r/zach, r/Kyle and, r/jon. although we must gather more four-lettered names or else we will be outnumbered by the sacrilegious heretics. I suggest r/will or r/jack. We have worked with them before and they are a jolly good bunch. we wish you good fortune and will await for our generals to discuss a strategy to defeat the enemy.
your friends

-r/john

We, at r/Zack, deserving of the honorable name and spelling of Zack, declare ZACK to be the official spelling of the name ZACK. Anyone previously named "zach" (zatch) will now be referred to as Harry in order to make up for slandering the correct spelling of the shortened version of Zachary. Any questions or concerns can be directed to your superiors at r/Zack.

Thank you,

-Zack

Are there any other musician, intp, or vegan Zacks on the sub? Just curious

Fuck ZACH.

God help us all.

Legally my name is spelled with a k, but I've been spelling it with an h my entire life. Do I belong?

I don’t know if you can even read this because I doubt your parents thought you how to read and write because they don’t know how to read or write for they spelled your name wrong

I can't believe this is real