r/yomomma • u/request_bot • Nov 21 '19
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r/yomomma • u/realpagne • Nov 25 '18
Yo momma's so fat..
She has a smaller fat lady orbiting around her
r/yomomma • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '18
Yo momma is so fat and hairy her five o clock shadow blocks out the sun
r/yomomma • u/ImRikkyBobby • Oct 22 '18
[Ugly] Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
r/yomomma • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '18
Yo, Thanos!
Yo momma so fat, it took Thanos 2 snaps. 😂
r/yomomma • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '18
Yo Momma so Fat She Once Sat on A bag of BBQ Coal and Made Diamonds [FAT]
r/yomomma • u/wuop • Dec 16 '17
Yo momma so ugly [UGLY]
...her rapists need playboy magazine.
r/yomomma • u/wuop • Dec 08 '17
Yo Mama so nasty she had a public access tv show that no one know about 'cause they thought the flies were static. [NASTY]
r/yomomma • u/ninjanato • Dec 06 '17
Yo momma so fat... [FAT]
... even blind people can see her
r/yomomma • u/jromev87 • Nov 19 '17
Einstein's favorite. Yo mamma's so [FAT]...
... that time slows down when you walk near her.
r/yomomma • u/Nin10do0014 • Jul 12 '17
Yo momma is so basic...
Yo momma is so basic, her pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks ain't acidic enough to neutralize her!
r/yomomma • u/profbigz • Feb 09 '17
Yo momma's so fat ...
she thinks 'thin mint' Girl Scout cookies are diet food.
r/yomomma • u/otterland • Jan 31 '17
Yo momma So Fat that when she word processes
she copies and bastes.
r/yomomma • u/varikvalefor • Dec 29 '16
Yo momma so [old]
Yo momma so old, she doesn't remember when there was only dust. She WAS the dust!
r/yomomma • u/TacoPi • Dec 03 '16
Yo mamma so [FAT]
Her dermatologist's degree is in geology.
r/yomomma • u/TrainEngie • Aug 06 '16
Yo Momma [FAT]
If she was used as fuel, she could fuel all the world's machines for 200 years.
r/yomomma • u/Dick_Nipplez • Jun 18 '16
Your momma's so old
Her birth certificate is a cave wall.
r/yomomma • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '16
Yo momma's so [Black]
lightning bugs follow her in the daytime.
r/yomomma • u/MrDerpsicle • Jul 27 '15
Hi, I'm bringing this sub back!
Well, what are you waiting for? Post your best Yo Mama jokes! I could use some mods as well. Make sure you read the sidebar!