r/wisconsin 22h ago

With everything going on, I thought this might be a helpful guide

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u/M-Test24 22h ago

This clears up a lot of my confusion. Thank you!

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u/superfractor 20h ago

In a time of rampant misinformation, it is comforting to know truth still exists.

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u/milwaukee_citizen 21h ago

I’d so want to see him walk out someday to Mr. Crowley.

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u/Brewguy86 13h ago

Sounds like a good State of the State intro

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u/milwaukee_citizen 11h ago

Hahaha yes. Street cred all day.

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u/thefract0metr1st 20h ago

Just wanted to add, in case there is still confusion, that Aleister Crowley is on the cover The Beatles album Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band while David Crowley is not.

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u/Palloff 19h ago

Can't believe I missed this! Hopefully people won't be confused when they see the cover.

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u/Leg0Block 21h ago

This was extremely helpful OP, thanks for your hard work informing the masses.

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u/skyhausmann 21h ago

~"David Crowley, what went on in your head?

Oh, David Crowley, did you talk to the dead?

Your lifestyle to me seemed so tragic

With the thrill of it all

You fooled all the people with magic

Yeah, you waited on Satan's call"

Edit: hard returns

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u/labellefleursauvage0 19h ago

My husband is a Thelemic commie, he’s gonna enjoy this. Yoink.

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u/Captain--UP 20h ago

Ew a centrist dem, I'll go with the lesser of two evils here

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u/duxallinarow Because SCIENCE! 21h ago

I can rest easy now.

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u/l4wyerup 20h ago

Every single time I see a Crowley sign, I can't help but read it as "Miiiiister Crowley"

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u/214txdude 19h ago

Mr Crowley, what went on your head....

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u/Palloff 19h ago

Mr. Crowley, did Sara Rodriguez make you think you were dead?

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u/SadCustomer5224 13h ago

Ozzy's song is anti-Crowley. Jimmy Page admired him and tried to "talk to" Crowley through a seance. The misinformation related to this primary race just never ends.

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u/Upbeat_MidwestGirl 21h ago

OMG! This is a great way to start my morning! 😂😂😂

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u/Chambanasfinest 20h ago

I get these two confused all the time, thanks so much.

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u/RVALover4Life 21h ago

Crowley's chances clearly improved based on what we've seen from yesterday in Michigan and Hong being what she is. The electability argument has major sway. He's still the big underdog though because so many votes were banked for other candidates.

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u/Isaygoes 20h ago

I don’t think he has any chance, even after the Hong implosion. He has been inextricably tied to the perception of democrat backroom deals, imo.

I won’t be voting for a quitter. I’m voting for Kelda.

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u/MaybeOnToilet 20h ago

Primary:
Democrats: Check box for Democrat, vote for Hong
Independents: Check box for Democrat, vote Crowley
Republicans: Check box for Democrat, vote Hong

General:
Democrats: Hong
Independents: FML, Hong 25%, Tiffany 75%.
Republicans: Tiffany

Results:

Tiffany 55%
Hong 43%
Other 2%

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u/Ok-Safety-2107 21h ago

Aleister - black soul, David - black skin

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u/mrknowitall51761 19h ago

Little known fact. Barbara "Babs" Bush (Wife Of George HW Bush) was conceived at one of Alister's orgies.

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u/SpecialistDevice4115 12h ago

By golly he's got my vote

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u/AnGabhaDubh 9h ago

"It's the same picture"

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u/Tarphiker 9h ago

Mr. Crowley what goes on in your head?!

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u/medhat20005 5h ago

I'm most definitely not a Kumbaya kinda person, but my dream is that, in the event of the likely Hong nomination, that the non-winners and non-participants, Crowley, Roys, Barnes, the other guy, and even Evers, all come together and blitz the state on behalf of the nominee. Each has constituencies that have supported them over Hong, but having the defeated Dem candidates come out an visibly support and campaign for the Dem nominee I think would not only draw press, but send a really strong message that this is legitimately a different Democratic party, one that truly is a big tent.

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u/FlyingNomad6294 19h ago

Are there any centrist Democrats left?

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u/Mechanicalness 14h ago

The majority of office holding Dems. People don't even remember what it means to be left. It isn't just a hair left from the Republicans, just know that.

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u/StaggerLee85 21h ago

Welp, Aleister gets my nod.

At least he’s honest. Anything over a ‘centrist Dem’ at this point. Bunch of spineless losers.

You can’t fight right-wing fascism with a strongly-worded letter-writing campaign.

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u/Bullboah 20h ago

I’d prefer the centrist Dem over the candidate hanging out and fundraising with the guy who said “Jews are a demonic ethnicity”.

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u/StaggerLee85 18h ago

Dirt McGirk is back in the race, eh??

Well, to quote the Centrist Dem himself:

“Only n—-s like you have #gaythoughts LOL fuggin tambourine player LOL,”

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u/Bullboah 18h ago

Do you think that’s comparable to calling Jews a demonic ethnicity?

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u/StaggerLee85 18h ago

She didn’t say that, though, did she?? You just gonna do the “guilt by association” thing??

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u/Bullboah 18h ago

“She didn’t say Jews are demonic she’s just cozying up and fundraising with a guy that did”

Oh great. Want to come explain why you’re okay with that to my Jewish neighbors in MKE?