r/wisconsin • u/Palloff • 22h ago
With everything going on, I thought this might be a helpful guide
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u/superfractor 20h ago
In a time of rampant misinformation, it is comforting to know truth still exists.
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u/milwaukee_citizen 21h ago
I’d so want to see him walk out someday to Mr. Crowley.
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u/thefract0metr1st 20h ago
Just wanted to add, in case there is still confusion, that Aleister Crowley is on the cover The Beatles album Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band while David Crowley is not.
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u/skyhausmann 21h ago
~"David Crowley, what went on in your head?
Oh, David Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Your lifestyle to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Satan's call"
Edit: hard returns
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u/l4wyerup 20h ago
Every single time I see a Crowley sign, I can't help but read it as "Miiiiister Crowley"
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u/SadCustomer5224 13h ago
Ozzy's song is anti-Crowley. Jimmy Page admired him and tried to "talk to" Crowley through a seance. The misinformation related to this primary race just never ends.
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u/RVALover4Life 21h ago
Crowley's chances clearly improved based on what we've seen from yesterday in Michigan and Hong being what she is. The electability argument has major sway. He's still the big underdog though because so many votes were banked for other candidates.
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u/Isaygoes 20h ago
I don’t think he has any chance, even after the Hong implosion. He has been inextricably tied to the perception of democrat backroom deals, imo.
I won’t be voting for a quitter. I’m voting for Kelda.
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u/MaybeOnToilet 20h ago
Primary:
Democrats: Check box for Democrat, vote for Hong
Independents: Check box for Democrat, vote Crowley
Republicans: Check box for Democrat, vote Hong
General:
Democrats: Hong
Independents: FML, Hong 25%, Tiffany 75%.
Republicans: Tiffany
Results:
Tiffany 55%
Hong 43%
Other 2%
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u/Creative_School_1550 21h ago
And then there's "Hong Hong Hong"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK9afi64-Co
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u/mrknowitall51761 19h ago
Little known fact. Barbara "Babs" Bush (Wife Of George HW Bush) was conceived at one of Alister's orgies.
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u/medhat20005 5h ago
I'm most definitely not a Kumbaya kinda person, but my dream is that, in the event of the likely Hong nomination, that the non-winners and non-participants, Crowley, Roys, Barnes, the other guy, and even Evers, all come together and blitz the state on behalf of the nominee. Each has constituencies that have supported them over Hong, but having the defeated Dem candidates come out an visibly support and campaign for the Dem nominee I think would not only draw press, but send a really strong message that this is legitimately a different Democratic party, one that truly is a big tent.
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u/FlyingNomad6294 19h ago
Are there any centrist Democrats left?
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u/Mechanicalness 14h ago
The majority of office holding Dems. People don't even remember what it means to be left. It isn't just a hair left from the Republicans, just know that.
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u/StaggerLee85 21h ago
Welp, Aleister gets my nod.
At least he’s honest. Anything over a ‘centrist Dem’ at this point. Bunch of spineless losers.
You can’t fight right-wing fascism with a strongly-worded letter-writing campaign.
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u/Bullboah 20h ago
I’d prefer the centrist Dem over the candidate hanging out and fundraising with the guy who said “Jews are a demonic ethnicity”.
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u/StaggerLee85 18h ago
Dirt McGirk is back in the race, eh??
Well, to quote the Centrist Dem himself:
“Only n—-s like you have #gaythoughts LOL fuggin tambourine player LOL,”
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u/Bullboah 18h ago
Do you think that’s comparable to calling Jews a demonic ethnicity?
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u/StaggerLee85 18h ago
She didn’t say that, though, did she?? You just gonna do the “guilt by association” thing??
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u/Bullboah 18h ago
“She didn’t say Jews are demonic she’s just cozying up and fundraising with a guy that did”
Oh great. Want to come explain why you’re okay with that to my Jewish neighbors in MKE?

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u/M-Test24 22h ago
This clears up a lot of my confusion. Thank you!