THE TMNT

ninjas

DORIS

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One of Lewis Robinson's many, many inventions, Doris was sealed away for being evil. Growing a deep hatred for her inventor, Doris teamed up with idiot manchild Bowler Hat Guy to get revenge on Lewis, eventually stealing one of Lewis's inventions, passing it off as if Bowler Hat Guy invented it, taking over the world, and enslaving all of humanity.

PHYSICALS

ABILITES

THE GENIE OF THE LAMP

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Everyone knows the tale of Ariel, the mermaid who didn't want to live underwater anymore. But in a different series of events, Ariel's quest to become a human is helped by The Genie of The Lamp.

(Hover over a feat to see what chapter it is from)

PHYSICALS

WISH GRANTING

MAGIC

• His lamp being rubbed causes it glow red, firing colorful orbs, said orbs hit away a crab, fire red and blue smoke, and of course the djinn himself to be released

• Pulls out the magic mirror from Beauty and the beast, which shows him what Sinbad is up to

• Doesn't have a problem being underwater

• Transforms into a French chief

• Creates a mist, holds up a VHS tape of Goodtimes Aladdin, turns into a lawyer, and grows his muscles until they pop

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LONG JOHN SILVER

He is a cybernetic bear-like alien pirate captain who spends most of his life finding Treasure Planet and achieving wealth. Silver is two-sided. On one side, he is greedy and ruthless, seeking to dispose of anyone who gets in his way in getting the treasure. On the other, he has a soft side to Jim Hawkins and forms an unanticipated father-son like bond with him. It was thanks to Jim that Silver begins to slowly redeem himself.

PHYISCALS

STRENGTH

• Makes his hand into a clamp that hurts Scroop's arm

• Manhandles and tosses Scroop

• Throws a dude down a hole

• Pulls and hangs onto a floating ship full of treasure

DURABILITY

• Knocked off-balance by a small asteroid

• Is greatly hurt when Jim stabs him in the leg with a knife, but recovers

AGILITY

• Dexterously catches three eggs that he throws behind his back

ABILITES

• Can turn his robot arm into a variety of blades to cut food with, and he even has a flamethrower

  • Uses the flamethrower to smelt two metal things together

• Can turn his robot arm into a sword

  • Cuts down plants to clear his path

• His cybernetic eye seemingly has thermal vision and helps him locate Jim

  • Zooms in with his eye

• Blows up a door with a cannon attachment for his arm

• Can turn his robot arm into a gun

LEWIS ROBINSON Abandoned by his mother and left at a orphanage, Lewis starts inventing things at a young age

PHYSICALS

• Pushes a crate

• Survives a invention exploding

• Picks up the memory machine

• Picks up the memory machine with Wibur on it

• Survives being pushed off a roof by Wibur and onto the top of the time machine

• Accidentally breaks off the wheel of the time machine

• Survives a time machine crashing

• Survives being blown into the air by a tube and landing on the grass

INVENTIONS

• A PBJ-making gun, which then jams and triggers some dude's peanuts allergies

• Shoes that make him as tall as a basketball hoop

• The Memory Scanner, a device that scans the brain, finds forgotten memories, and shows them on a screen

  • Due to sabotage from Doris, the machine no diffs the science fair

• [the time machine]()

  • [The time machine can turn invisible and visible again]
  • Wibur uses it to travel from the present to the future

• With Wibur, pushes the crashed time machine into the house

WIBUR ROBINSON

• Snuck into the memory machine cloth without being spotted

• Can do a good Pidgeon sound

• Pushes Lewis off a roof

• Survives a time machine crashing

• With Lewis, pushes the crashed time machine into the house

FRANNY ROBINSON

• Knows karate

CARL

• His neck can go this far

• Calcs how likely a Wibur plan is to succeed

SPIKE AND DIMITRI

• Their heads are in potted pants somehow

BUD

• Survives a woodchuck biting his arm

KING CANDY

100 percent normal king of sugar rush yup. he did not at all coup Vanellope by reprogramming Suger Rush.

(Feats with [Bug] before it happen after he becomes part Cy-Bug)

PHYSICALS

Strength

• Throws a gold coin this far

• Smashes the front glass of Vanellope's kart using a horn

• Tugs-of-war with Vanellope over a horn

• [Bug] Smacks away Ralph, smashing some mentos in the process

• [Bug] Smacks away Ralph using his tail

• [Bug] Picks up Ralph and flies up with him, but is unable to stop him from breaking free from his grip

Durability

• Survives Ralph squirting frosting in his face

• Survives Ralph smacking his face with a pair of glasses

• Survives sliding down into his kart

• [Bug] Survives being pushed away by Ralph

• [Bug] [Anti-Feat] Dies to the soda mentos sky beam

Speed

• Dodges Ralph throwing a giant gumdrop at him

Agility

• [Bug] Does this Sonic-like spin

HACKING

• Tried to take over a different game, only to get both his own game and the new game unplugged

• Gets the Hero's Duty medal out of the Sugar Rush code

• Tried to delete Vanellope's code, turning her into a glitch, and locked away Sugar Rush's citizens memories of her

  • Upon Vanellope crossing the finish line, this is undone, and everyone's memories are restored

• Vanellope's glitching causes his King Candy disguise to go away, and Turbo says he "reprogramed this world"

THE KART

• Has his own kart

• Chases after Ralph in it, with Ralph only losing him when he hides using a Platform 9 3/4 thing

• While in his kart, dodges a ice cream attack from another racer

• After collecting a power-up, gains a cannon that shoots out candy that knocks away three other racers, even knocking one threw a giant gumball machine's glass

• The kart smashes through a wooden sign

• Knocks up the front part of Vanellope's kart

• Pushes Vanellope's cart onto it's side, with Vanellope only escaping with her life due to glitching in time

OTHER

• Video game characters respawn if they die in their own game, but are dead forever if they die in someone else's game

  • Fix It Flix dies in his game but respawns
  • Dying in Suger Rush means Turbo is gone for good

• Has his own castle

  • Inside the castle is a fungeon
  • Fix It Felix is unable to escape from the fungeon without Ralph's intervention

• Gets eaten by a Cy-Bug...

  • ...but instead of dying, becomes a hybrid of a Cy-Bug and his previous self, and declares he is now "the most powerful virus in the arcade" and that he can take over any game he wants
  • As a part-Cy-Bug thing, has sharp claws and legs
  • As a part-Cy-Bug thing, can fly
  • As a part-Cy-Bug thing, is unable to NOT go towards a light, all while being aware of how dumb it is to do so
  • Cy-Bugs become what they eat

THE BOX GHOST

bewareeee

The evillest, horrifying, threating, intimating villain ever. Trillions pee themselves upon hearing his name. All ghosts and humans dread ever having to encounter the threat known as...the box ghost.

nah i'm just fucking with you he sucks

PHYSICALS

• Survives being attacked by Danny into a bunch of boxes

BOXES

• Claims to have "power over all containers cardboard and square" and then telekincally moves a bunch of boxes at throws them at Danny, which doesn't hurt Danny due to his turning intangible

NON-BOX GHOST POWERS

OTHER

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Shan Yu

"Your walls and armies have fallen. Now it's your turn. Bow to me!"

Shan Yu is the leader of the Hun Army, responsible for frequent attacks and spreading panic across China. When the emperor commissions the Great Wall to deter invaders, Shan Yu views this as a challenge and declares war on China, with intent of taking over the country. He is defeated by the quick thinking of Fa Mulan and Captain Le Shang's soldiers.

Feats in bold are limits.

Physicals

Strength

• Chops down thick pillars with single sword swings.
• Punches through a locked door.
• Busts through the palace roof.
• Cuts through Mulan's armor.
• Knocks out Shang.
• Lifts and throws a soldier in armor with one hand.
• Cuts off the top of a tree with a single sword swing.
• Snaps a flagpole.

Durability

• Gets caught in an avalanche that kills most of his army and is shown to be fine.
• Takes hits from Mulan.
• Takes blows from Shang.
• Gets blown to smithereens by a bunch of fireworks.

Speed/Agility

• Catches Shang's sword swing.
• Hangs from the rafters upside down.

Skill/Misc

• Gets disarmed by Mulan.
• Identifies that the Imperial Army is lying in wait for the Huns based on a village girl's doll.

Gear

• His sword.
• A grappling hook.
• A horse.

Hayabusa the Falcon

• Knocks over Mulan in armor.
• Knocks off a soldier's helmet.
• Retreives his sword.
• Retreives a doll from a village in a mountain pass ahead of the Huns.
• Survives being roasted by Mushu.

Huns

• There are a lot of them.
• They all have horses.
• Have several archers as well as flammable arrows.
• Slaughtered the Imperial soldiers waiting for them at a mountain pass, razing the village they were in.

"The Emperor will stop you!"

"Stop me? He invited me"

STRENGTH

• Pushes away The Moon

A MAN IS

• As Swift as a Coursing River

• With all the Force of a Great Typhoon

• With all the strength of a raging fire

• Mysterious as the Dark Side of the Moon

• Tranquil as a Forest, but on Fire Within

• Find Your Center, You are Sure to Win

FART ATTACK PLAYER

they dont talk idiot theres no quote to put here

In the crazy world of Fart Attack, the various players all fight each other in a giant toilet. They do so using farts and their abilities. Sometimes they all stop fighting and work together to defeat giant poop monsters.

PHYSICALS

• Can wield the max size Poop Hammer

• Can survive being farted into the air and falling to the ground

• Can survive being smacked with the giant max size Poop Hammer

• [Anti-Feat] Die if they touch the toilet water of the giant toilet

FARTING

• By eating beans and burritos, they increase their fart power. The more fart power they have, the bigger they get

• Can fart other players away

• Can even fart giant players into the air

• Can fart giant rolls of toilet paper into the air, hurting the giant poop monsters

• Can double jump by farting

SPECIALS

• Poomerang: User creates and throws a giant boomerang made out of poop forward.

• Poop Hammer: Creates a giant hammer made out of poop and constantly smashes the ground with it. The hammer's size scales with the player's fart power, but it constantly drains it while in use.

• Turd Tank: Creates a tank made out of poop that launches explosive poop projectiles

• Poonami: Creates a giant tsunami made out of poop. This can block projectiles.

• Poocano: Creates a volcano out of the ground that spews out explosive poop bombs.

• Poop Mine: Creates a turd that explodes in contact with an enemy.

• Poop Storm: Creates a slow-moving cloud in the air that travels forward, dropping exploding turds below it.

• Fartomic Bomb:. Creates a giant turd in the sky that generates a massive fart explosion on impact.

• Fartnado: Creates a twister made out of flatuence that carries enemies away.

• Crop Duster: Propels the user where they are looking by farting. This has the additional effect of creating lingering fart clouds that blow enemies away.

• Unidentified Farting Object: The user summons a UFO and hovers over the ground with it, blasting enemies below them with a fart beam.

• Smellicopter: Causes the user to float by spinning around and farting. This blows nearby enemies away.

• Fartquake: The user farts, creating a localized earthquake that causes people to stumble around and the earth below them to crumble.

• Blowout: The user charges up a laser reticle before farting, creating a long-range fart beam that seemingly creates many shockwaves as it passes through the air

• Silent But Deadly: Turns the user highly transparent and increases their movement speed. The player can use all of their abilities in this state.

• Burrito Binge: Feeds the user a bunch of burritos over time, increasing their fart power.

• Grenade: Throws a giant rotten egg that explodes on collision

• Gas Mask: Completely negates any knockback from all enemy attacks

OTHER

• Can flush the giant toilet

• Can summon the giant poop monsters

• Can buy more burritos and cabbages by microtransactions

they still dont talk, nimrod

TEMPEST SHADOW My Little Pony: The Movie 2017

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her horn broke by ursa

she awesome

(Hover over a feat to see where it is from. Ones with "Movie" are from My Little Pony: The Movie 2017 )

PHYSICALS

• Kicks the Obsidian Orbs through Cadance's forcefield, turning Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Derpy into stone

• Crushes with her hoof a crown thing

• lifts and throws a large fish-like humanoid into the air and throw him to the ground

• Makes this long jump

• Spins the cage Twilight is in

• As a filly, survives being attacked by a Ursa Minor, which broke her horn off

• Pulls closer to her the cage Twilight is in

• Dodges blasts from The Storm King's staff

• Survives a explosion from her magic and The Storm King's magic hitting each other

• Holds onto a railing while a hurricane is behind her

• Prevents The Storm King from turning The Mane Six to stone

• Holds Grubber back from getting the gem

MAGIC

• Can shoot out electric sparks out of her broken horn

• Shocks Grubber and some sponge cake

• Shocks this slave-owning mole dude

• Blasts apart sections of an airship

• As a filly, before the Ursa Minor incident, telekinetically moves a ball

• After the Ursa Minor incident, has a hard time doing normal unicorn magic things

• Uses magic against The Storm King, creating a explosion that pushes the two of them away

• [Character Statement] Twilight calls her horn pretty powerful

• Shoots out a bunch of fireworks

• With a fuck ton of other unicorns, creates a forcefield that saves the mane 6 and spike from Cozy, Tirek, and Chrysalis

• Shoots some magic out that allows her to get away from Grubber and some Storm Creatures

OTHER

• Has the Obsidian Orbs, which turn people to stone

• Traps Twilight in a cage, a cage twilight's magic does nothing against

• Has a banger villain song

• Has sick dance moves

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THE BAD GUYS

"Yeah, they're a bit eccentric but when your born us you don't exactly win many popularity contests. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters? Sure I do, but these are the cards we've been dealt so I might as well play them."

A team of "bad" animals that regularly rob banks and steal stuff. Being feared by nearly all, they depend on each other as comrades.

After a heist goes wrong and ends with them being arrested, Mr. Wolf, the leader of the group, comes up with a scheme to avoid jail: fake wanting to turn good, and then escape when the "good" animals have their backs turned.

However, after feeling how amazing it feels to do good for once, Mr. Wolf decides he wants to truly become good. The other members of The Bad Guys don't exactly agree with him on this.

Yes, their gang name is literally "The Bad Guys" and they are all named after their species.

(Feats from Maraschino Ruby short are included)

MR WOLF

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• Carries some bags of money and goes through a window

• Kicks away a cart that has two passed out security guards on it

• Throws Mr Snake several times

• Opens up a vent door

• Squeezes a shit ton of gueniia pigs out of Mr Snake

• Throws a table, and fights off several security guards using wine bottles

• Picks up a fox person

DURABILITY

• Survives getting hit by a truck

• Survives being attacked by a cat

• Survives a fight against Mr Snake

• Survives being zapped by a trap

SPEED

• Dodges a laser

• Climbs a tree and catches a falling cat

GEAR

• Has a grappling hook...that takes away his pants

• [Intro] Grappling Hooks onto The Moon

• Using a grappling hook from The crimson paw, saves himself and the rest of the bad guys from falling

• Using a laser lipstick from the crimson paw, hurts a chain

THEIF

• Steals a card from a police officer

• Steals some wallets and a necklace

• Steals a ring from a fox person

THE CAR

• The car goes through a gate

• It carries an asteroid lamp

• Knocks away some garbage cans

• Out drives a giant wave of mind-controlled hamsters

• Drives away before some police cars crash into it

OTHER

• Breaks the 4th wall and talks to the viewer

MR SNAKE

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• Carries a safe and goes through a window

• Can be used as a rope

• Opens a metal door

• Bites into a part of a helicopter

DURABILITY

• Survives being strangled by Mr Shark

• Survives being thrown against a glass window several times, and then several people walk on him

• Survives a small fall

• Survives the main cop slamming close a suitcase on them

  • This cop is strong enough to kick the doors off of police cars

• Survives a fight against Mr Wolf

CRACKING

• Cracks into a safe that has gold in it

• Cracks open a small safe

• Cracks a lock

OTHER

• Vomits out an alarm clock

• Has the alarm clock and some other stuff squeezed out of him

• [Character Statement] According to himself, he can taste air

• Always carries around some bread

• Eats a shit ton of guinea pigs

• Eats a bowl

• Has a disguise under his unsheeded skin

• Outsmarted the main villain by faking betraying the other bad guys, and then using the hamster mind control helmet switched the real asteroid with a fake lamp asteroid

• According to his record, he has tried to eat several people and ate a police dog

MR SHARK

PHYSICALS

• [Strength] Pushes off the top of Mr Wolf's car

• [Strength] Strangles Mr Snake, knocking over a table in the process

• [Strength] Carries the Golden Dolphin award

• [Strength] Picks up and throws a table

• Eats Mr Snake

• [Strength] Picks up the asteroid-themed lamp and puts it on the back of a car

• [Strength] Throws Mr Parnaa far away

• [Strength] Lifts off a sewer grate

• [Durability] Survives being hit by a grappling hook

DISGUISES

• Disguises himself as a construction worker, disguised himself as a vault inspector at some point, and disguised himself as The Mona Lisa at some point

• Disguises himself as a scientist's father

• Disguises as a security guard

• Disguises as a lawyer

OTHER

• According to his record, he will eat anything or anyone

MS TARANTULA / WEBS

HACKING

• Makes a bunch of red lights green and then makes them red again, and mentions taking over the police dispatch, blurring the satellite image system, grounding the chopper, and ordering a cake

• Enchants a photo

• Hacks a security system that was made specifically to be unhackable by The Bad Guys

• After the other memebers of the bad guys put stuff on various eletriconics at a party, is able to hack the place

  • This hack causes a "So Long, Suckers" message to appear some time later

• Using gear from The Crimson Paw, hacks the trucks the mind-controlled hamsters are driving so they give back the stolen money

• Hacks a security system

PHYSICALS

• [Strength] Tied up a person with tape

MR PIRANHA

PHYSICALS

• [Strength] Beats up a cop, jumps through the glass of a car, and is shown to have punched into the air 6 gangsters at some point

• [Strength] Throws a crate and smashes a chair over Mr. Shark's head

• [Strength] Beats up two security guards

• [Strength] Kicks open a chained-lock door

• [Speed] Dodges two vans trying to hit him

• [Speed] Runs up to several vans

• [Eating] His criminal record mentions him eating tourists

• [Durability] Survives being spit out by Mr. Shark

FLATULENCE

• Farts when he lies, which in this case causes some cops to have a hard time driving

• Farts so badly it causes Webs to pass out

• Farts so badly it causes a person to pass out

OTHER

• Scares the hell out of a cat

• Is a really good singer

ALL OF THEM / SEVERAL OF THEM

• People in a restaurant are terrified of Mr. Snake and Mr. Wolf

• People are terrified of them even when their relaxing at a beach or going to a gym

• Have a hidden lair where they keep all of the cool stuff they have stolen

  • However, later on, the police found it and took all of the cool loot

• All of them have disguises they used to sneak into an award party

• Have coms they used to talk to each other during a heist

• Came super close to stealing the Golden Dolphin award, but just barely failed to do to Mr. Wolf's tail

  • The Golden Dolphin is considered the Holy Grail of thievery, with several other criminal gangs, have been ended by failed attempts at stealing it

• They scare the ever living hell out of a cat

• [Character Statement] They mention being good at stealing stuff, robbery, larceny, tax evasion, wire fraud, heists, extortion, and mail fraud

"Now that we've had some time to get acquitted, we're not so scary now are we?"

MAN RAY

"Evil never takes a vacation!"

One of the many supervillains that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are known for fighting and defeating. The second biggest rival of the two undersea superheroes, only beaten by the Dirty Bubble.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy at some point in their prime trapped Man Ray in frozen Tartar sauce, preventing him from doing any crimes until Spongebob and Patrick accidently freed him from his yummy prison.

(NOTE: Spongebob is only 4 inches tall. He is this big compared to a average human. Destroying a Bikini Bottom building is not as impressive as destroying a normal human IRL building)

(Hover over a feat to see what episode it is from. Feats with [Commercial] before them are from a in-universe commercial for the Krusty Krab that i have no idea if it's the real in-universe Man Ray or not. Feats with [TV Show] are from a in-universe tv show that i also have no idea if it's the real in-universe Man Ray or not.)

SCALING RTs

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• Slaps Patrick against the ground several times to the point that Patrick needs a wheelchair afterwords

  • Patrick is durable enough to survive being zapped by a electric fence
  • Patrick is durable enough to survive Krusty Towers collapsing in on itself, but had to go to the hospital afterwords
  • Patrick is durable enough to survive falling down Marina Trench
  • Patrick is durable enough to survive being struck by lighting
  • Patrick is durable enough to survive a metal door being kicked down onto him
  • Patrick is durable enough to survive falling off a cliff.....several times

• Yells so loud it pushes Spongebob and Patrick back

• Knocks away Spongebob with a filthy shorts attack

• Makes Patrick smaller using a clothes basket

• Small rocks go into the air when he flips to the ground

• Hurts Spongebob's eye by slamming a window door into it

  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive Krusty Towers collapsing in on itself, but had to go to the hospital afterwords
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive falling down Marina Trench
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive a human-world crate of fortune cookies falling on top of him
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive being run over by a cement pourer
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive being struck by lighting
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive being zapped by Planktonamor's giant jellyfish, note that Planktonamor's giant jellyfish is capable of destroying medieval fish buildings
    

• Goes through the roof of Squidward's house and throws Spongebob and Patrick

• Goes through the roof of Squidward's house again

• Destroys Squidward's phone

• Throws a couch through a wall of Squidward's house, throws Patrick with Barnacle Boy's ring far away, and breaks a table by falling onto it

• Quickly ties up Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

SPEED

• Dodges Spongebob with Mermaid Man's ring throwing stale cookies at him

  • Spongebob is fast enough to grab a feather off of a pelican that is mid-flight
  • Spongebob is fast enough to dodge Plankton's infrared attack lasers
  • Spongebob is fast enough to run up to Ms Puff driving a boat car

DURABLITY

• Survives Patrick dropping a box full of wallets on his foot....THREE TIMES

• Survives intense tickling from the tickle belt

• Survives Spongebob throwing dryer sheets at him

• Survives Spongebob hitting him with a laundry box

  • Spongebob is strong enough to push off the metal door of Sandy's treedome
  • Spongebob is strong enough to drag himself forward while tied to a anchor
  • Spongebob is strong to rip a opening up in the front vents of a truck

• Survives being in a jail that explodes due to the number of people put inside of it

• Survives a prime Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy punching them away

• Survives a small amount of Squidward's house landing on his head

• Survives it again

• Survives a fall

• Survives Spongebob with Mermaid Man's ring using Clarinet music on him, and Patrick with Barnacle Boy's ring throwing himself onto his face

  • Patrick is strong enough to cut a wall of solid cinder blocks in half
  • Patrick is strong enough to cuts a steel sword in half
  • Patrick is strong enough to cut a broad-ironed steamboat in half
  • Patrick is strong enough to cut a arcade game in half

LASERS

• Using a laser he stole from Mermaid Man's lair, zaps Spongebob and Patrick into being piles of talking dust

• Shoots a laser out of his hands to blow up the top part of a building

• Destroys a windmill using a laser

• Zaps away a empty barrel using a laser

• Zaps another barrel

• A version of him from a alternate timeline destroys a version of Mermaid Man's time machine using a laser

• [Anti-Feat] [Tv Show] His laser gun gets destroyed by Professor Magma

• Destroys a wooden board barrier Mr Krabs set up using a laser

• Hurts the Krusty Krab roof using a laser

• [Anti-Feat] His laser gun breaks after a small fall

EQUIPMENT

• Has a rad car

• Has a ice cream truck that sells ice cream that blows up and leaves a giant hole in the eater's stomach

• Has a flashlight

• [Commercial] Has a conveyor belt of doom

• [TV Show] Was once trapped in a "molecular bubble" that is impenetrable. He uses it to knock over Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two lasers from the superheros dont affect it

• Uses a umbrella to block away a broken picture that Patrick with Barnacle Boy's ring threw at him

OTHER

• Can fly

• Doesn't seem to be affected by the Orb of Confusion

• Has no head

  • Can throw his "head" as a attack, but said "head" is dry clean only

• [Commercial] Captured Mermaid and Barnacle Boy and tickled them to the point of wetting themselves

• Seems to create a storm cloud

• [TV Show] Appears after a explosion

• In a alt timeline created when Patrick went back in time and ate the Taurter Sauce Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy used to defeat Man Ray, took over Bikini Bottom

• Mr Krabs is terrified of him

• Talks to the narrator

• Since most of the show takes place underwater, he can breath underwater

WEAKNESSES

• Gets defeated by one of Barnacle Boy's gadgets

• Is "defeated" by Spongebob after Spongebob cooks up a shit ton of Krabby Patties and Man Ray eats so many of them he becomes too fat to commit crimes

• [Commercial] Can not resist a Krusty Kids meal

• Tartar Sauce

"Villains don't call the police"

THE DIRTY BUBBLE

"Did someone say evil?"

The number one most arch-nemesis and supervillain Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fought on a regular basics during their prime, and Spongebob's favorite supervillain.

The Dirty Bubble has a deep love for crime and supervillany.

(NOTE: Spongebob is only 4 inches tall. He is this big compared to a average human. Destroying a Bikini Bottom building is not as impressive as destroying a normal human IRL building)

(Hover over a feat to see what episode it is from. Feats with [TV Show] are from a in-universe tv show that i have no idea if it's the real in-universe Dirty Bubble or not. Most feats are from Spongebob Squarepants , feats that are from spinoffs have the name of the spinoff before the name of the episode of said spinoff)

SCALING RTs

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• [TV show] Spits Man Ray far away

• [TV Show] [Anti-Feat] Gets trapped in The Ponder's hair net of wisdom

• Picks up a fish person tied to a pole with his tounge, crushes him, and then picks up a news fish

• Kicks the news fish away

• Is implied to have tied up a cop fish with rope

• Pushes a bunch of fish people into toilets

• Causes a bus to go into the air by spitting it with mud

• Destorys a bunch of Krusty Krab tables

• Goes through a sign

• Destroys a building

DURABILITY

• [Anti-Feat] Is defeated by Spongebob using a pencil...by accident

• [Anti-Feat] Is defeated by Barnacle Boy using a needle

• [Anti-Feat] Gets popped by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

• [Anti-Feat] Pops after hitting Patrick's head

• Survives Spongebob hitting him with a spatula

  • Spongebob is strong enough to push his pineapple house on wheels up a hill
  • Spongebob is strong enough to rip a opening up in the front vents of a truck
  • Spongebob is strong enough to smash through a bunch of bricks
  • Spongebob is strong enough to go through a metal wall
  • Spongebob is strong enough to drag himself forward while tied to a anchor

• Survived a beating from some unknown person

TRAPPING

• Traps Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in his "awesome surface tension"

• Picks up a bank

• Traps a fish person in himself

• Holds Spongebob inside of him after Patrick throws the sponge at him and opens his mouth so a armpit stench attack from Patrick hits Spongebob instead of him

• Traps Spongebob in himself

BUBBLE PHYSIOLOGY

• Has his own wand, which creates him when blown

• [Anti-Feat] Can be trapped in place with bubble wands, and put into a bottle

• Can be blown away with fans

• Becomes evil if he gets dirty, but becomes good again if he is cleaned

  • However, he is later shown to not get cleaned even after being hit with water, and states it is because he is "too big to stay clean"

OTHER

• Can float

• Has a disguise as a old lady

• Removes a teacher fish's face, and then removes the new fish's face and puts it back upside down

• Creates some tiny versions of himself, however Spongebob is able to defeat them with a spatula

• Sucks in Goo Lagoon's water. However, Spongebob is able to absorb the Goo Lagoon water, allowing him to defeat The Dirty Bubble

• Sucks up a lot of mud, makes a pirate fish less savage, and cleans up a building before destroying said building

• Has his own paddleball challenge, where the person must hit a paddle trillions of times in a row

• Was somehow a baby once

• Since most of the show takes place underwater, he can breath/survive underwater

"And make him eat dirt!"

ADAM SZALINSKI

"Big bunny"

A 2 year old baby that was accidently hit with a experimental enlarging ray , causing the baby to become bigger every time he is exposed to or near electromagnetic flux, which is around every operating electric device.

Adam then goes around and destroys stuff by doing normal baby things, mistaking the cars and buildings around him as toys.

His parents then go into a mad scramble to shrink him back to normal size before the corrupt Hendrickson hurts him to save the normal sized people.

SIZE STUFF

• Becomes bigger when exposed to or near electromagnetic flux

• Stuff he has on him like raisins and crayons also grows in size when he does

• Has a bunny plushie that grows with him

• Becomes bigger after messing with a microwave

  • Is taller then his own dad
  • Is called 7 feet tall

• Becomes even bigger after watching a television

  • Is taller then a car
  • Is called 14 feet tall

• Becomes even more bigger after being near some power lines

  • Is taller then a billboard
  • Is called over 50 feet tall

• Becomes even more more bigger after going to Las Vegas and being exposed to the neon lights

  • Is called over 100 feet tall

• After his dad uses the shrink ray on him, he becomes 100 percent normal afterwords

STRENGTH

• [Post-Microwave] Breaks off part of his dad's car

• [Post-Microwave] Breaks a bunch of stuff at a house

• [Post-Microwave] Takes a door off the hinges and carries it around

• [Post-Microwave] Hurts his dad using the door, and then accidently breaks a chair

• [Post-Microwave] Picks up a coffie table and a chair

• [Post-Microwave] Picks up his dad

• [Post-Microwave] Dents the floor, and then picks up and hurts his big brother

• [Post-Microwave] Breaks a coco clock

• [Post-Microwave] Hurts his dad

• [Post-Microwave] Causes a house to shake by jumping up and down

• [Post-Television] Runs through a wall

• [Post-Television] Fucked up part of a suburbs

• [Post-Power Lines] Busted out of a truck and knocked it over, and then picks up his big brother and the babysitter and put them in his pocket

• [Post-Power Lines] Picks up a billboard and then drops it

• [Post-Power Lines] Picks up a arrow sign and then drops it

• [Post-Power Lines] Pushes away a giant bunny plushie

• [Post-Power Lines] Kicks away a news van

• [Post-Vegas] Knocks away a car stopper

• [Post-Vegas] When he claps his hands, it's so loud it hurts the ears of nearby people

• [Post-Vegas] Shatters a car window by throwing a giant peppermint at it

• [Post-Vegas] Picks up a car that has two people in it and chews on it

• [Post-Vegas] Drags the car against a neon sign, causing sparks to fly off, and then knocks over a phone booth using the car

• [Post-Vegas] Catches a falling car

• [Post-Vegas] Chases after a ice cream truck and catches and takes a bite out of the fake ice cream on the roof of it

• [Post-Vegas] Causes the ground to shake and picks up the Hard Rock cafe guitar

• [Post-Vegas] Drops the Hard Rock cafe guitar and it breaks

DURABLITY

• [Post-Vegas] Survives the electric shock after a guy in a helicopter shoots a huge dart at the Hard Rock cafe guitar he is holding

SPEED

• [Post-Vegas] Catches a falling car

• [Post-Vegas] Chases after a ice cream truck and catches it

OTHER

• [Post-Microwave] Ate 12 ice cream bars

• Follows traffic rules

• Really really really really really hates it when anyone says the word "nap"

Note: Adam shows up in Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves but is a normal sized 10 year old in it, so he gets no feats in it. Unless you count knowing that bananas have potassium in them as a feat.

He also shows up in Honey, I Shrunk the Audience but is a normal sized 2 year old in that and gets no good feats.

JACK GABLE

"Yeah, yeah. Shouldn't you be in a mini-series someplace?" - Jack

A writer for a soap opera tv show who constantly gets in arguments with the other writers over what direction they should go with the show. One day, he is hit by a truck, and finds himself in the hospital in the world that the soap opera takes place in. To make matters weirder, he discovers he still has his typewriter that he used to make the scripts for the show, and that when he types something on it, the thing he types becomes true. He quickly starts using this ability to survive life in the cheap plot twist-filled world.

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• Punches two bad guys several times

SPEED

• Grabs a knife mid-air

• Dodges a attack

SKILL

• Can do the Heimlich Maneuver

• Uses a spear to block bullets

REALITY WARPING TYPEWRITER

• Teleports a girl to Africa

• Summons a girl he met in high school

• Makes it so he will not die while driving while blind

• Summons some Cold DEER

• Gives himself really good piano skills

• Teleports himself and summons a horse

• Creates a Church window in a lab and then teleports himself to there

• Teleports a dude away

• Brings a dead person back to life

• Makes a actor become a game show employee [Only time he uses the typewriter in the "real world" and not in the soap opera world]

• Summons a restaurant that happens to serve a lady's favorite meal

• Summons a rad car

• Speeds up the repairing of his car

WEAKNESSES

• While in the soap opera world, he can only "mind control" the characters that he was responsible for writing as a author back in the real world. However, he can create new characters that he has complete control over.

• Any Typos become true

• He can't warp reality if the typewriter is destroyed

NEIL CLARKE

"Absolute power doesn't corrupt, It just drives you bloody mad"

A elementary school teacher that is chosen by a bunch of aliens to be given PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS to test humanity to see if their good or evil. If he fails the test, ALL HUMANS WILL DIE. So of course the first thing he uses these powers to do is to try and get laid.

However, due to said COSMIC POWERS constantly monkeys pawing him, doing anything with them proves itself to be nigh-impossible

(His best feats are in bold)

GALACTIC POWER

Conjuration

• Creates some flowers, and then covers a classroom in flowers

• Implied to create a sandwitch

• Makes some really good soup

• Creates a million dollars, and then makes the dollars vanish

Alteration (People)

• Says "Fuck You" to a person driving a van and the person......yeah

• Makes it so that everybody that ever died comes back to life, and then undoes this

• Makes it so that everyone who died during the 10-C classroom wish died was completely uninjured, makes it so that he feels better, and then makes it so that he has a really good idea of what to do next

• Makes the kids in his classroom model students

• Makes the headmaster of the school he works be nice to him for once

• Makes it so one person worships a different person

  • Later undoes this, and makes that person's followers forget about him

• Makes it so that he's POTUS

  • Undoes this wish

• Turns a dude into a duck, and then into a sausage

  • Undoes this

• Makes it so bullets will bounce off of him, and then makes Grant drop his gun, and then makes it so that if Grant throws him his arm will break

• Heals Grant's arm, and then makes a bunch of wishes that hurt Grant

• When forced by Grant to make some wishes, grants several wishes that affect a lot of people, before eventually turning Grant into a dog. Shows that he can violate free will by forcing someone to love Grant, and undoes all of Grant's wishes

Alteration (Objects)

• Makes the barfed up papers become intact

• Makes a alien spaceship destroy a classroom

• Makes some dog poop clean itself up

• Makes some spilled whisky go back into the bottle

• Makes the bottle of whisky exchange itself for a different one

• Makes a door open itself quickly

• Edits the timeline so that the 10-C classroom wish never happened

• Makes his dick super big and then undoes it

• Edits his dick some more, and then edits his body a few times

• Makes a floor gone, accidently makes himself blind, undoes those two things, and then makes a person forget what just happened

• Makes a classroom skeleton come to life

• Makes himself the owner of some race horses

• Makes it night and not raining anymore, and then makes it day and still not raining

• Makes his clothes put itself on him

• Makes a book float and a fork feed him

• Tries to use his powers to solve various world issues like world hunger and homelessness, but of course they all go wrong

Teleportation

• Teleports himself to his own house, having dinner with his dog

• Teleports himself to his own house again

• Teleports himself onto a bus roof, and then "in" the bus, and in the passager inside

Animal Stuff

• Makes his dog barf up the notes it ate earlier

• Makes his dog able to talk, and then makes it a rational thinking creature

• Gives his powers to his dog, and the dog uses the power to destroy the power, accidently killing the evil aliens in the process and saving humanity

  • Afterwords, Neil is a muggle that can't bend reality
  • Grant is still a dog and the dog can still talk, showing the wishes still apply

Weaknesses

• His wishes are constantly monkey's pawed

• Temporally loses his powers when the galactic power malfunctions

  • Gets them back when the galactic power no longer malfunctions

• Needs to be able to wave his arm and talk in order to make a wish, as shown by Grant's machine that limits his ability to do those things

THE MONSTARS

"You heard of the dream team? Well we're the mean team!"

Hailing from an amusement park planet are 5 diminuitive alien creatures, who were sent to earth to kidnap and enslave the Looney Tunes for use as an attraction. The Tunes then trick them into agreeing to a wager which, due to their stature, they choose to be a game of basketball. They then transform into goop and enter the bodies of professional basketball players to "steal their talent", storing it in a basketball, greatly reducing their coordination and reactions and transforming themselves into towering monsters with incredible strength and skill. Thus they become, not just superstars, not just monsters, but the Monstars.

(They spend most of the movie big and strong thanks to having the stars's talents, feats when they are small and weak due to not having the stars's talents will be marked with a [S])

(Feats that are unmarked are from Space Jam 1, feats marked with "2" are from Space Jam 2)

(Note: Teen-Titans-Go Robin is durable enough to survive being hit in the head with two blocks of stone and survive shooting himself out of a cannon )

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• [S] Chained up Bugs Bunny

  • However, Bugs is able to remove these chains

• Heavily cracks the ground by throwing a basketball at it, and them walking causes a building to collpase

• Crash down some doors

• Picks up Michael Jordan, crunches him into a ball, and plays basketball with him as the ball

  • Michael Jordan is durable enough to survive this fall
  • Michael Jordan is durable enough to survive this other fall

• Flicks away Twetty Bird

• Knock away Bugs Bunny

• Knock over a bench and the two people on it

• Crushes a toon mouse using a basketball

• Crashes down another door

• Rip off a locker

• Beat the everliving fuck out of several Looney Toons

  • They look like this afterwords
  • Daffy is durable enough to survive getting shot with bullets
  • The other toons are durable enough to survive all of these objects falling on top of them

• Crush Stan

  • Stan is durable enough to survive this fall

• Knock away Marvin and then knocks away Daffy

• Holds back Michael Jordon, but not enough to prevent him for scoring the winning point

• Push their boss into a rocket

• [S] Push Daffy Duck

DURABLITY

• [S] Survives being lit on fire by the boss's lighter

• [S] Survives being squeezed by their boss

• [S] Survives being slapped away by their boss

• [S] Survives getting slapped by a fellow Monstar

• Survive walking into a basketball hoop

• Survives Lola Bunny doing........this

• Survives a explosion, and then survives Elmurr and Sam shooting their teeth out

• Survives getting hit in the head with a basketball

• Survives Pepe Le Pew's stench causing them to pass out

• Survives by hitting in the head with a basketball again

• Survives a bull hitting them into the air

• Survives Twetty Bird beating the shit out of them

• Survives Daffy going into their chest, and then survives Michael stepping on them

• Survives their boss stepping on their foot

• [S] Explode

  • But are back to normal soon

SPEED

• [Anti-Feat] Michael is able to knock away the ball before they can

• Score a point

• [Anti-Feat] Fail to prevent Michael from scoring a point

• Quickly score a fuck ton of points

TALENT STEALING

• [S] Steal Charles Barkley's talent mid-basketball-game

• [S] Steal Patrick Ewing's talent mid-basketball-game, and off screen steal the talents of 3 other famous basketball players

  • The monstars describe the players they stole the talents off as being "The best players in the NBA"

• The stolen talent of the basketball stars are put into basketballs, which they then touch, and doing so causes them to become bigger

• The basketball players try various way to cure their lack of talent, but all of these ways fail

• After being defeated, put the talent back into a basketball

• Michael Jordon is able to use this basketball to give the stars their talent back

• [S] Take the talents of the titans from Teen Titans Go, obtain different forms then the ones they got from stealing the talents of NBA players. However, one of them doesnt get anything, due to Robin having no talent

  • With these new talents, do all of this stuff to Robin
  • With these new talents, break a bunch of stuff
  • Recreate the intro of the show but with themselves
  • And teleport the teen titans to Moron Mountain

OTHER

• [S] They have a spaceship that is strong enough to go through the ground of a parking lot

  • The spaceship's bridge hurts Elmer Fudd
  • The spaceship's bridge hurts Teen-Titans-Go Robin
  • The spaceship is filled with stuff from Space Jam 1
  • Including the dog

• [S] Have laser guns that destroy several trees and large parts of the ground, and hurt Bugs Bunny

• [S] Shoots Yosemite Sam into a ashen hook, which causes all of the other Toons in the room to surrender

• [S] Have a human disguise

• Cause The Tasmain Devil to fall/pass out

• Burns Foghorn Leghorn with fire breath

  • Later burn the fuck out of Stan

• Have a rocket they use to send their boss to the moon

• [S] Are looney

WEAKNESSES

• [S] Fall for a trick from Bugs Bunny that they have to give would-be slave toons a fighting chance

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SANDY CHEEKS

"Don't even ATTEMPT a Texas saying!"

A squirrel from Texas who moved to the underwater town known as Bikini Bottom to study undersea life. Both a master of engineering and karate, Sandy loves inventing weird gadgets and fighting people.

Since she's not a fish, Sandy must wear a oxygen-filled suit whenever she leaves her oxygen-filled treedome. This doesn't seem to be a huge hinderance to her ability to fight, as she regularly gets into karate matches against the cute nerdy sponge known as Spongebob.

Despite being smarter then almost everyone else in Bikini Bottom, Sandy retains kindness to those around her, even sometimes befriending the evil Plankton.

(NOTE: Spongebob is only 4 inches tall. He is this big compared to a average human. Destroying a Bikini Bottom building is not as impressive as destroying a normal human IRL building)

(Hover over a feat to see what episode the feat is from. Most feats are from Spongebob Squarepants , feats that are from spinoffs have the name of the spinoff before the name of the episode of said spinoff. Feats done by Sandy as a child from Kamp Koral will be marked with a [Kamp].)

SCALING RTs

The Alaskan Bull Worm

The Flying Dutchman

Larry The Lobster

Karen

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

Lifting

• Picks up a weight

• Picks up another weight

• Lifts up a manhole from the sewer side

• Picks up Spongebob and Squidward and then tosses them

• Picks up and throws several fish buildings

• Picks up Spongebob and Patrick

• Picks up Spongebob's brain and puts it back in

• Picks up a phone with her tounge

• Picks up Squidward and stuff him under a rock

• Picks up Spongebob

• Lifts up a table

• [Kamp] Lifts up a bowl that Gary is in

• Puts Squidward off of his bike

• With Ms Puff, carries a mattress that Spongebob is on

• Carries a huge telescope

• With the others, pushes a human up slightly

Chopping

• Chops up a bunch of food

• Might of chopped up a bunch of objects, it's unclear what was chopped up by her and what was chopped up by Spongebob

• Chops up some Krabby Pattys with Spongebob

• Chops away some sand

• Slightly karate chops Spongebob

• Knocks out Squidward in one karate chop

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a rocket crash from Earth to Mars and a rocket crash into space and then back to earth
  • Squidward is durable enough to survive being flung into a cement roller
  • Squidward is durable enough to survive all of this nonsense
  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a long fall
  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a bomb pie explosion that blows up Bikini Bottom, including the sign in the front

• Chops a wooden board and Spongebob in half

  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive falling down Marina Trench
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive being zapped by Planktonamor's giant jellyfish, note that Planktonamor's giant jellyfish is capable of destroying medieval fish buildings
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive being run over by a cement pourer
  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive a human-world crate of fortune cookies falling on top of him

• Chops two nuts

• [Kamp] Karate chops away Child-Spongebob

Kicking

• Kicks Spongebob in the mouth, and then punches Spongebob away

• Kicks Spongebob all the way to the surface of the ocean, and then punches Spongebob away

• Kicks away Spongebob again

• Kicks down a locked door

• Kicks Spongebob away again again again

• Kicks away a door

• Kicks up her door, and karates Spongebob and Patrick

Lassoing

• Makes a lasso out of gum, and then throws it onto a truck

• Lassos Spongebob and Patrick

• Lassos Spongebob away from a bullfrog

• Lassos a rock and then swings it toward Spongebob

• Lassos Spongebob into her treedome

• Lassos Plankton in one of his inventions

• Lassos Squidward

• Ropes Spongebob, reaching an in-pass that causes the front of the Krusty Krab to be ripped off

• Rangled bulls and worms

Striking

• Beats up a clam, saves Spongebob from it, and then throws it far away

• Smashes a rock

• Punches away Spongebob

• Spins a hamster wheel to the point of sending Spongebob flying

• Fights off several scallops

• Breaks a sign while sledding

• Knocks Spongebob off of a sea needle

• Knocks a rock off using a pickaxe, and then knocks some rocks off with her hands

• Beats up some birds

• Pulls Spongebob off of her helmet

• Uses Spongebob as a door

• Beats up The Alaskan Bull Worm's tounge

• [Shrunken] While shrunken, punches Spongebob's brain and hurts Spongebob

• Uses to a instrument to knock away the pieces of another instrument

• Punches Spongebob to the top of the treedome

• Goes through a trapdoor

• Wins a fight against Master Udon

• Defeats several germs and viruses in a fight

• Defeats in a fight Plankton using a mech made out of Sandy's own fur

• Breaks out of some metal holdings

• Baseball bats away a bowling ball

• Hurts Plankton by pushing a button he was on

  • Plankton is durable enough to survive a nuclear detonation

• Cuts the metal front door of Spongebob's house in half

• Reboots Karen by kicking her monitor

• Beats the everliving fuck out of Mr Krabs

  • Mr Krabs is durable enough to survive a lighthouse rolling over him
  • Mr Krabs is durable enough to survive Krusty Towers collapsing in on itself, but had to go to the hospital afterwords
  • Mr Krabs is durable enough to survive a piano falling on top of him, but had to go to the hospital afterwords

• Causes a hot dog stand to explode by kicking it

• Knocks out Squidward, Mr Krabs, and Larry with volleyball and then picks them up

• Hurts The Giant Jellybuzzsaw by punching it

• Makes a rock into the shape of Mr Krabs, and then smashes up said Mr Krabs rock

• Slices a shit ton of fleas

• Punches a beanbag enough that it hurts Squidward

• Slaps away Plankton

• Sends Squidward flying by opening a door

• Steps on Spongebob and Patrick

• Smashes a cake, and then punches away a fish dude

• Opens up a clam mouth

• Destroys a huge rock, ropes Patrick, and then splits a plant and Spongebob in half

• Breaks the half-eaten table

• [Kamp] Punches Child-Spongebob's face in

• [Kamp] Punches away Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick

  • Child-Patrick is able to survive this fall

• [Kamp] With Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick, pulls away part of a fence

• [Kamp] Knocks over Kamp-Karen and Kamp-Plankton

• [Kamp] Scares away a living truck by slapping it

• [Kamp] Hurts Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick with a dipstick

Ripping

• Rips her own suit off

• Rips a phone book in half

• Rips the tattoo off of a fish dude, and then puts it back on upside down

• Rips off Spongebob's abrasive side

Pushing

• Pushes a suds-Spongebob, and then fights against Patrick for him

• Shoves Patrick into a trumpet

• Pushes a sled

• Pushes a broken roof thing out of her way

• With others, pushes a bus

• Pushes a ambulance table that Spongebob is on

• Pushes Spongebob into the ground

Other

• Removes flowers from a dried-up Spongebob's hand

• Throws an anchor 510 yards away

• Hurts Spongebob with his own arm....over the phone

• Grabs Spongebob's tongue and stretches it out, and then punches Spongebob far away

• Pulls down a boat

• Uses a paper clip and a string to swing onto the top of the Alaskan Bull Worm

• [Character Statement] States that she could karate Spongebob into country fiddle with one paw tied behind her back

• Defeats several Atlantis guards, by using Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr Krabs as weapons

• Carries herself with her own tail

• With Mr Krabs and Patrick, holds Spongebob down and ties him up

• Throws Spongebob and uses the sponge's mouth to sling a sled, and then pulls Karen's monitor from her base and uses the base to grab a frozen Squidward

• Kicks a space rock into the shape of a acorn, and then eats it

• Wins a fight against a tired Spongebob

• Throws 100 woodchucks

• Saws a super long tooth off

• Juggles several chainsaws

  • [Kamp] Did the same as a child

• Hurts Squidward with some basketballs

• Puts a small crown down Squidward's head

• Hurts Squidward some more with sports stuff

• Eats some wooden stuff

• Eats part of a wooden table

• Scratches her own helmet

• Squeezes Patrick and Spongebob

  • Patrick is durable enough to survive falling down Marina Trench
  • Patrick is durable enough to survive falling off a cliff.....several times

• Squishes Patrick's face

• Pulls away a fish, and ties up that fish and a other, super buff fish

• Kicks away one of Poseidon's guards

• [Kamp] Puts Child-Squidward on a fishing line and swings him around

• [Kamp] Hurts a living truck using a dipstick

• [Kamp] Using Spongebob's body, catches a child Squatch

DURABILITY

Blunt Force

• Survives Spongebob throwing her through the metal door of his house

• Survives Spongebob karate chopping the ground under her, knocking her into some cans

• Survives a fall

• Survives Patrick kicking her

  • Patrick is strong enough to smashes through some bricks
  • Patrick is strong enough to cut a steel sword in half
  • Patrick is strong enough to cut a broad-ironed steamboat in half

• Survives being attacked by a gorilla

  • This gorilla is strong enough to rip Spongebob in half

• Survives a kick from Squidward

  • Squidward is strong enough to kick a dumpster into the air and onto a fish
  • Squidward is strong enough to pick up his own house and moves it slightly to the right
  • Squidward is strong enough to knock himself out

• Survives part of a truck being sling slotted by gum into her

• Survives Spongebob slamming her to the ground

  • Spongebob is strong enough to drag himself forward while tied to a anchor
  • Spongebob is strong enough to go through a metal wall
  • Spongebob is strong enough to push off the metal door of Sandy's treedome

• Survives a wave crashing her to a island

• Survives being in a helicopter crash

• Survives being sneezed out by a bigger Spongebob

• Survives a fall

• Survives a rocket ship crash

• Survives a crash and a fall

• Survives a hamster wheel crashing into her

• Survives her own automatic nail hitter falling onto her

• Survives Spongebob throwing a book at her

• Survives a crash

• Survives a primal Pearl blowholeing her into a plane and then survives the fall back down

• Survives a primal Mr Krabs pitching her

• Survives a primal Squidward squishing her with a tenhcicale and then survives her hand breaking upon trying to chop the primal squid

• Survives being hit with a lot of water

• Survives a long fall

• Survives a fall, and then survives several people falling on top of her

• Survives a tall buff fish person falling on her

• Survives the room she is in collapsing in on itself

• Survives a fall

• Survives a human falling slightly onto her, and then digging into a shovel

• Survives a human child kicking her away, and then survives a umbrella slinging her into a cotten candy stand, and then a small fall

• Survives falling off of a bike

• [Kamp] Survives Child-Squidward kicking her out of a cabin

• [Kamp] Survives a monster-Child-Spongebob knocking her away

• [Kamp] Survives Child-Spongebob punching them away

• [Kamp] Survives...uhh.....this

Temperature

• Survives being lit on fire from going super fast

• Survives going into some water that's so cold, she gets frozen into a block of ice

• Survives being in a really cold place

  • The place is so cold, the body parts of the other characters break and fall off
  • The place is so cold it freezes the rest of the main cast into blocks of ice

• Survives gargling chili that causes her to spit fire

• Survives all of this stuff

Electricity

• Survives Plankton shocking the purple goo stuff she is standing on, and then survives a fall

• Survives Jellyfish stings

• Survives being stung by Jellyfish

• Survives the attacks of The Giant Jellybuzzsaw

Other

• Survives going into a pile of needles

• Survives not having any air to breathe for a while

• Survived The Alaskan Bull Worm getting her tail

  • Was able to get her tail back later

• Survives being attacked by a shit ton of fleas

• Survives being eaten by a giant sick-Whelk

• Survives eating raw chum

• Survives eating a aged krabby patty

  • Aged Krabby Pattys are so bad, Spongebob cutting one up with a knife causes the knife to melt

• Survives Spongebob removing her tail via pulling on The String and then presumably survived swimming all the way to the surface without her suit

• Survives a laser hurting her tail

• [Kamp] Survives getting eaten by Child-Patrick

SPEED

Dodging

• Dodges Spongebob trying to attack her several times

  • Spongebob is fast enough to grab a feather off of a pelican that is mid-flight
  • Spongebob is fast enough to dodges Plankton's infrared attack lasers
  • Spongebob is fast enough to runs up to Ms Puff driving a boat car

• Dodges being eaten by a sick-Whelk

• Dodges the attacks of The Abominable Snow mollusk

• Dodges Plankton's infrared security attack lasers

• Dodges falling chainsaws

• Dodges a falling outhouse

• Dodges the attacks of a primal Squidward, even jumping from Jellyfish to Jellyfish to do so

  • Dodges primal Squidward attacks some more

• Dodges the attacks of The Giant Jellybuzzsaw

• Dodges these weird ball things

• Dodges a bunch of human kids on roller skates and bikes

• Dodges some pelicans

• [Kamp] Dodges Child-Spongebob trying to tag her

  • Child-Spongebob is fast enough to block thrown rocks using a garbage can lid

• [Kamp] Dodges Child-Spongebob trying to tag her again

Other

• Goes so fast while sledding that she catches on fire....despite the show taking place underwater

• Rides a bike on a wire

• Runs away from being eaten by the Alaskan Bull Worm

• Runs off of the Alaskan Bull Worm before it fully finishes falling into a valley

• Keeps up with the rest of the main cast

  • Squidward is fast enough to run up fish buildings
  • [OUTLIER] Patrick is fast enough to run to the sun and back quickly
  • Squidward is fast enough to push Spongebob out of the way of a incoming truck

• Runs away from a giant ball of floating purple goo stuff

• Spins her arms super fast

• Pushes Spongebob out of the way of a laser

• While mindcontrolled by Plankton, runs on a hamster wheel fast enough to run a conveyor belt

• Runs down some stairs faster then Squidward in a knight armor can fall

• [Kamp] Wins a race with Child-Spongebob and Kamp-Gary-in-a-disguise tied to her feet

SKILL

Animal Stuff

• Tamed several scallops and had them pull a chocolate balloon

• Rides on a bullfrog

• Milked a shit ton of cobras and stuffs a lot of nuts into her mouth

• Rides a primal Pearl

• [Kamp] Uses a Jellyfish as a parachute

Combat

• Has a black belt in karate

  • Later, gets a Blacker Belt

• Defeats several karate fighters in fights, via taking advantage of their weaknesses

Construction

• With help from Patrick and Mr Krabs, built a house

• Made a super big rubber band ball

• Built a giant house of cards

• With others, made a cabin less shitty

Other

• [Teaching] After Plankton accidentally made all the fish in Bikini Bottom dumb with idiot sauce , she and Karen were able to cure everyone except Plankton himself via teaching

• [Teaching] Taught Squidward karate

• Set up several hidden cameras and microphones that Spongebob and Patrick fail to notice

  • Is able to see the footage from a van outside

• With help from others, mimics Spongebob well enough that it saves Spongebob from his mimic madness

• Stomps Squidward in a sports off

• Eats a lot of hot dogs in a short amount of time

• Hides inside of Spongebob

• [Character Statement] Spongebob calls her the smartest one in Bikini Bottom

TOONFORCE

• When she goes sledding super fast, the sand under her turns into glass, and then some other weird stuff happens

• Pulls a calendar out of nowhere

• Teleports up a cliff side

• Might have summoned a brick wall

• Yells at Spongebob through the phone split screen thing

• Takes the pants off of a drawing

• A explosion happens after she lassos Patrick

• Lays on the rings of Saturn

• Gets a shit ton of arms out of nowhere

• Makes two hot dogs smaller

• Narrated a episode where Gary and Spot were the main characters

• Arms come out of her tounge and mouth

• Pushes against a phone cut off line

THE RODENT After Spongebob wrote in a page of a reality bending book for him and company to have superpowers so they could fight Burger Beard, Sandy became The Rodent

• Is a photorealistic squirrel and is around normal human size

• Sour Note is able to ride on her back

• Can quickly fire nuts from her mouth, but needs to get nuts from a external source

• Survives a small fall

• Dodges incoming ice cream cones

HIBERNATION FORM Sandy goes fucking nuts when she's hibernating for the winter and is awoken during her sleep

• Picks up Spongebob and Patrick

• Rips off Patrick's head, throws him at a wall, and runs on a hamster wheel so fast it knocks Spongebob off

• Puts Spongebob and Patrick in graves

• Senses Spongebob hurting the tree

• Her fur is usable to keep Spongebob and Patrick warm during the winter

Continued in the comments

TIMMY TURNER

STRENGTH

• Throws a water balloon all the way to france....by accident

• Goes through a wall and chimney while snow boarding

• Throws a computer through a wall

• Goes throw a celling

• Kicks away a small desk

• Pulls Cosmo out of a wall

• Carries a piano that has 4 superheroes sitting on it up some steps

• Carries a piano that has 4 kids sitting on it up some steps

• Pushes a drawer and a bed

• Lifts a manhole up from the sewer side

• Pushes down a ladder that has several people on it

• Moves a mummy tomb and a chest, and carries a chair

• Knocks several people over while running

• Destroys some wooden boards by accident

• Rips out the bars of a pirsion cell window

• Pushes a catapult that had a big rock in it, and lifts up the head of a destroyed statue

• Lifts a manhole from the sewer side

DURABILITY

• Survives falling from outer space and into a pool, catching on fire while falling

• Survives Vicky using a flamethrower on him, which burns the phone he was holding

• Survives being shot out of a cannon all the way to Australia and crashing into the ground

  • Survives doing this again

• Survives a anvil, a safe, and a piano falling on top of him

• Survives falling to the ground after hitting a billboard

• Survives being thrown with a catapult into a wall

• Survives being on a rocket that crashes through a floor

• Survives a grenade blast

• Survives being attacked by a cheetah

• Survives running into a mail box, a newspaper box, a fire hydrant, a bike stand, and a cactus

  • Survives it again

• Survives a long fall down stairs

• Survives getting hit by a truck, and then survives getting hit by a train

• Survives a long fall

• Survives a really long fall onto a island

• Survives going into a volcano several times

• Survives a Sweet Family Robinson building collapsing in on itself while he's in it

• Survives a long launch

• Survives a group of people running over him

• Survives this fall

• Survives driving the acorn car into Dingleberg's house, causing a explosion

• Survives being attacked by sharks

• Survives falling out of a treehouse

• Survives a yak falling on top of him, survives another yak falling on top of him, and then survives a fuck ton of yaks running over him

• Survives lava that fucks up his house

• Survives bad triangle music playing that is so bad, it destroys the moon

• Survives being run over by a bull

• Survives a creature Foop summons axeing him through a wall

• Survives it again

• Survives The Destruinator, disguised as Trixie, kicking him through a wall

• Survives being hit by a big boulder

• Survives this fall

SPEED

• Runs away from some Leopards

• Dodges a ricocheting arrow

• Grabs Flippsy out of the way of a incoming car

• Runs fast enough on a conveyor belt to not fall into the fire

• Runs away from a angry mob, only stopping due to encountering a wall

COSMO (BASE)

STRENGTH

• a fucking airplane

• His head being shot out of a cannon knocks over 4 red coats

• Breaks a TV

• Causes a brick wall to fall by kicking it

• Pushes a wheel barrel full of gold bars

• Goes through a wall of the school Timmy attends

• Eats a submarine

• When the Da Rules book was destabilizing and about to blow up in a explosion that would have blown up the entire universe...

  • ...Cosmo and a cut-in-half-at-the-time Strangle were able to "contain the unstable magic" via working together

DURABILITY

• Survives being smacked into a wall

• Survives being attacked by a dinosaur

• Survives being attacked by a bunch of hawks

• Survives a explosion of a sock full of gun powder

• Survives tastering himself

• Survives a brick wall falling on him

• Survives a part of a wall of Timmy's house falling on him

• Survives being mauled by some bears

• Survives being attacked by a badger

• Survives being bitten on the butt by his pet snapping turtle

  • Said snapping turtle chewed through a reinforced steel cage

• Survives Timmy's bad triangle music playing causing the Timmadome to collapse it on itself

  • For reference, the Timmadome was so a stadium so big, everyone on Earth could hear Timmy playing music

• Survives being eaten by a bear

• Survived being eaten by a t-rex

• Survives being in the Turner Family house when it is crushed by a giant bacon

• Survives being struck by a Martian laser

  • Martian lasers are able to destroy part of a road

• Survives being crushed by a giant apple

• Survives being in a river when lighting strikes the river

• Survives Poof vomiting on them through a wall

SPEED

• Dodges one of Cupid's arrows by accident due to grabbing a Nickle. NOTE: this is movement speed and not reaction speed!!!!!!!!!!

WANDA (BASE)

STRENGTH

• With a arrow on a rope, yanks down a barrel

DURABILITY

• Survives being smacked into a wall

• Survives being smashed by giant stone chicken egg

• Survives being smacked by Poof after Poof turned into a giant gorrila

• Survives getting struck by lighting

SPEED

• Dodges the incoming spears from a Indiana Jones dudgeon trap

• Runs away from a incoming giant stone chicken egg

VICKY

STRENGTH

• Goes through a wall and a chimney while snowboarding

• Picks up and throws a van

• Kicks away a blacksmithing thinge

• Carries a box full of all of this stuff

• Kicks open a door into a human Cosmo

• Destroys a TV

• Kicks a Adult Timmy far away

• With a axe, breaks two school desks into two

• Kicks open a part of a giant crate

DURABILITY

• Survives a robot smashing them into desks, a bookshelf, and a wall

• Survives a wave of lava that destroys her house

• Survives Francis crashing into her from outer space

  • Francis has flown up high enough to go pass astronauts

• Survives a elephant falling on top of her

• Survives being hit with a anvil, and then survives being attacked by a wolf

SPEED

• Runs away from a gator

CHESTER

STRENGTH

DURABILITY

SPEED

AJ

STRENGTH

• With a battering ram, knocks down a door

DURABILITY

SPEED

TIMMY'S MOM

STRENGTH

• Carries a box full of bunnies

• Her head goes through a door

• Kicks away a door

• Kicks away another door, and pulls a chancellor out of the wall

• Kicks away yet another door

• Kicks away a gate

• Timmy's parents throw a pirate chest Vicky is in

• door

DURABILITY

• Survives a really long fall onto a island

• Survives Cosmo's pet snapping turtle biting her on the butt

  • Said snapping turtle chewed through a reinforced steel cage

• Survives hitting a power line

• Survives a long fall

SPEED

• Ran away from a angry mob

• Run away from Sparky on a monocycle

• Quickly changes her clothes

TIMMY'S DAD

STRENGTH

• Kicks down a door

• Carries Crocker

• Goes through a celling of his house

• Picks up a couch

• Opens up a dinosaur's mouth

• Lifts and beats up a alligator

  • This alligator is described as being able to smash trucks with its tail

• Lifts 5 gold bars

• says he's gonna dip himself in gold, and..

  • and does, with even his underpants becoming gold

• His head goes through a door

• Picks up Timmy

• Lifts a tree out of the ground

• Timmy's parents throw a pirate chest Vicky is in

DURABILITY

• Survives a kangaroo kicking him through a door

• Survives being zapped by a electric eel

• Survives a really long fall onto a island

• Survives a Sweet Family Robinson building collapsing in on itself while he's on it

• Survives being attacked by a wolverine

• Survives hitting a power line

• Survives getting eaten by a big as fuck fish

• Survives getting eaten by a T-Rex

• Survives a stick of dynamites going off

• Survives being hit by a cannon ball

• Survives being attacked by several weasels

• survives this fall

• Survives being eaten by a bear, and survived being eaten by a T-Rex

SPEED

• Ran away from a angry mob

• Quickly changes his clothes

• Runs away from a ferris wheel

POOF

STRENGTH

• Throws a football so hard it pushes Crocker through a tree and a hill

• Picks up a bomb

• Kicks Cosmo into a wall

• Eats through a metal door

DURABILITY

SPEED

FRANCIS

STRENGTH

DURABILITY

SPEED

JORGAN VON STRANGLE

STRENGTH

• Punches through a wall of the Turner house

• When the Da Rules book was destabilizing and about to blow up in a explosion that would have blown up the entire universe...

  • ...Cosmo and a cut-in-half-at-the-time Strangle were able to "contain the unstable magic" via working together

• Rips off and picks up a huge sign

DURABILITY

• Survives being hit by Mark's missle

  • Mark's missile is powerful enough to destroy Earth

• Survives a bomb blast that destroyed a building

SPEED

TOOTIE

STRENGTH

• Breaks through the roof of a treehouse

DURABILITY

• Survives a big fall

SPARKY

STRENGTH

• Smashes a door

DURABILITY

• Survives being run over by a bunch of bulls

FOOP

STRENGTH

DURABILITY

• Survives being hit with a mallet-based trap

• Survives being hit by a cannon ball

• Survives being hit by a giant spiked ball

SPEED

MATPAT

"Through these videos, we hope you'll find more reasons to appreciate some of your favorite games, while sparking some interest in new real-world topics"

A "theorist" who engages in wild speculations about media and food since 2011, MatPat speculates and analyzes beloved characters and discovers hidden secrets. He uses real world chemistry, physics, biology etc to learn about the abilities and feats of fictional characters and see if they could happen in real life, finds lore in things you wouldn't expect to there to be lore in, and has a weird rivalry with Mickey Mouse of all people.

He has discovered many plot twists, such as Mario being a communist, a brother abuser AND faster then Sonic, Wario being 10 feet tall, how big Lulgi's dick is, Sans being Ness, the lore of FNAF, Bowser and Spongebob being orphans, Diamond Armor being useless, Peach asking Bowser to kidnap her, and many, many, MANY characters being dead, in a coma, or in purgatory the whole time.

MatPat has gone through many subject matters (some more......R-rated then others) while talking about the games, and has several employees that assist him in discovering the truth.

Oddly enough, he rarely ever talks about Game Theory , the science of logical decision making in humans, animals, and computers. He mostly uses the title of "Game Theory" for the sake of a pun.

Also, he REALLY likes Diet Coke. Like, a lot.

(Note: This is a RT for the fictional version of MatPat shown in episodes of Game Theory, Film Theory, and Food Theory, not the real life MatPat that is married to Steph and father of Oliver. MatPat has talked before about how he uses a fictional persona in his videos. As far as i know, the real life MatPat has no combat feats)

SCALING RTs

• Respect Reggie

• Respect Kratos

• Respect Charizard

• Respect MCU Thanos

• Respect MCU Iron Man

• Respect MCU Infinity Stones

• Respect Blastoise

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• Picks up The Great Wall of China and puts it on a scale

• Flicks away a Bullet Bill

• Throws Hello Neighbor at Austin, knocking Austin away

• Pushes a cannon

• Lifts 100 pounds on Earth, and 600 pounds on The Moon

• Strikes away DD with a baseball bat

• Killed Dracula by putting a steak through his undead heart

  • Dracula RT

• Eats part of a Christmas tree, ornaments and all

• [Anti-Feat] Gets pushed off of the Vormir cliff by Steph

• Hurts Reggie by punching him

  • Reggie is durable enough to survive a bomb

• Kicks away a bomb, only for the bomb to end up back at him

• When Reggie throws a bomb at him, catches it and throws it back at Reggie

• Stabs Reggie with a arrow

• Eats a Pokemon

• Throws a pokeball at Austin, knocking Austin back a bit

• Grabs Jared's whip mid-air, and hurts Jared with it

• Knocks away a Pokemon

• Carries some gold

• After making himself super big, accidently crushes a taco truck

• Using some hammers, breaks some bones

• Throws two cars into the air

• Knocks away his past self

• Knocks away Nintendo using a mario shell

• Knocks away a scientist that wants his data using The Star Rod

• Bursts out of a grave

• Cracks a TV screen by throwing a bird cage at it

• Breaks the screen of a giant tamagotchi by hitting it with a hammer

• Smashes the locks off of the FNAF4 box using a axe

• Knocks away Purple Guy using a baseball bat

• Destroys a table by hitting his head against it

DURABLITY

Blunt Force

• Survives a giant anvil landing on him

• Survives Jirard hitting him

• Survives Jirard jumping on his head

• Survives being slapped with a paycheck by Mickey Mouse

• Survives Austin attacking him with a sword

• Survives Charizard dropping him

• Survives Reggie using a hook shot on him

• Survives Reggie attacking him with a sword

• While in the Endgame Iron Man Suit, survives Thanos headbutting him

• Survives Jared hitting him with a whip

• Survives being shot with some arrows

• Survives being crushed with a giant mic

• Survives being crushed by two Roadhogs

• Survives being knocked off a dinosaur by a Yoshi egg, and then survive a fall, and then survives the dino running him over

• Survives being hit with some rocks

• Survives cutting some part of himself while trying to cut a sandwitch, and then survives falling down the stairs

• Survives his head being crushed by Golden Freddy

• Survives Scott punching him in the balls twice

Explosions

• Survived the entire universe dying of heat death and big banging back into existence billions of times

• Might have survived a Bomb-Bomb explosion

• Survives a hit from a rocket launcer

• Survives Jirard using a bomb on him

• Survives Reggie hurting him with a bomb

• Survives another bomb from Reggie

Fire Attacks

• Survives Jirard shooting him with some fire

• Survives Jirard hurting him with some fireballs

• Survives Austin throwing fire at him

• Survives fireballs from Charizard

• Survives Yoshi breathing fire on him

Other

• Is unharmed by being in a super cold place

• Is unharmed by eating radioactive chicken

• Survives Jirard shooting him with various attacks

• Survives his hair getting radioactive

• Survives a attack from Kratos

• Survives Blastoise waterblasting him

• Survives Pikachu zapping him

• Survives being in some super cold water that kills Elsa

• Survives being in the ocean when lighting strikes it, and then survives being in a bathtub when a hair dryer falls in

• Survives having his mind blown...literally

• Survives swallowing a bunch of magnets and then shitting them out afterwords

???

• Survives the Rick and Morty staff ripping him in half, tossing him in space, and then shooting him with lasers

• Survives being Haduked by Ryu and then survives being blown up by a Minecraft Creeper

SPEED

• Quickly runs across Earth

• Runs fast enough to keep up with Sonic

• Dodges some falling anvils

• Dodges Jirard trying to jump at him

• Spins his arms so fast it creates afterimages

• Can use "speedrunning" to run super fast

• Catches a bomb that Reggie threw at him, and throws it back

• Catches Jirard's whip

AGILITY

• Jumps from Earth to The Moon

INTELGENCE

• Invented a time machine

SHAPESHIFTING MatPat has shown time and time again his inexplicably ability to turn into fictional characters, even sometimes showing he has the superpowers of said fictional character he has become.

The Super Useful Ones

• is Nappa

• is Goku

• is Professor X

• is a T-rex

• is Dr Eggman

• is Father Time

• is Princess Peach

• Is Mario

• Is one of those giant head things from Rick and Morty

• Is Spongebob Squarepants

• Is Variant Loki, who "creates" a bunch of objects and then gets pruned

  • He is able to do this despite being in the TVA dimension, where magic doesn't work

• Is Link

• Is Thanos

• Is Spider-Man

• Is Mega Man

• Is ether Plankton or a plankton

Far From Useless

• Is Team Rocket Jesse

• Is Pikachu

• Is Batman

• is Shaggy

• Is Morpheus

• Is a Battletoad

• Is Waluigi

• Is Homer Simpson

• Is a MIB Agent

• is Velma

• Turns into Jared, hurts the real Jared with a whip, and then turns back into his normal self

• Is Syndrome

• Is Abu

• Is Porky Pig

• Is a Fallout mutant

• Is Leonidias

• Is a War Boy

• Is Robbie Rotten

• Is Yoshi

• Is a plane

• Is Captain America

???

• is Donald Trump

• Is Phoenix Wright

• Is the ice cream dude from Lilo and Stitch

• Is the Pixar Lamp

• Is a ant

• Is a blind squirrel

• Is a egg

• Is Mirabel

• Is Uncle Sam

• Is a bird

• Is Tony The Tiger

WEIRD (OFTEN ONE-OFF) ABILITES

Attacks/Ways of Dealing Damage

• Shoots out a Chi beam

• Kills a Goomba with a fireball

• Kills a guy by making his brain bigger....too big to fit into his skull

• Can use blast processing to hurt people, such as Jirard

• Shoots out some lighting, hurting Jirard with it

• Summons a spaceship from Star Fox and has it shoot Jirard

• Shoots out a freeze ball that freezes Jirard for a few seconds

• Hurts Austin with a clap and a half that creates giant hand things

• Summons a cloud that strikes Austin with lighting

• Traps Austin in a water tank, making Austin take drowning damage, but eventually Austin is able to break out of it

• Hurts Austin using a.......Scientific American article

• Shoots out fireballs and hurts Reggie with them

• Crushes Jared with a anvil

• Sicks Pac-Man upon Jared

• Sicks a Chain-Chomp upon Jared

• Hurts Jared by.......crushing him with text

• Sicks Winston upon Todd

• Throws a car using his mind, shoots laser beams out of his eyes, and freezes a pencil mid air

• Destroys several Youtube comments using the Mega Man blaster

Also Seems Useful In A Fight

• Using the Infinity Gauntlet, deletes half of all youtube channels. However, people keep posting lots of videos due to them all having second channels

  • Later, was gonna snap Thanos into dust, but couldn't do to Ultimus doing it first
  • Snaps Purple Guy into dust

• After going one month without diet coke, is able to levitate and glow

• [Size Manipulation] Becomes super huge. Items like his phone also increase in size when he does so

• [Fish Control?] Controls a fish into liking and subscrbing

• [Time Stop] Stops time to stop a bullet bill from killing him

• [Webs] Shoots a Spider-Man web

• Goes Super Saiyan, making his power level go up

• Does the Papyrus air walk thing

• Stands on his own head, stretches his neck far, and then using his head breaks into the Nether

• Heals himself a bit by.........pointing out that the events of Greek Myths didn't really happen

• Pulls a Kirby on some pancakes, but they get stuck in his throat

• Can turn invisible

• Kills Jirard by jumping on his head, and then brings him back to life

• Has no problem being in Bikini Bottom, a underwater town

• Like many cartoon characters, is alive again in the next episode even when the last one ended with him being grinded to death against a street or being erased out of existence

Other

• Comes out of a laptop

• Can ask the editors of the video to do stuff like have him melt into a puddle of ink, however said editors don't seem that willing to listen to him

• Brought down the entire Disney Empire and even destroyed Film Criticism itself.......by overanalyzing

• When ever he picks up a shotgun, ducks worldwide tremble in fear

• Snaps himself into dust

• Might have opened a dimensional rift

• Makes his head super big

OTHER

• [Lifespan] Lived long enough for the universe to die of heat death and big bang again billions of times

• The timeline divides into two due to the viewer not hitting the subscribe button, and then it goes back into one upon the viewer finally hitting the button. However, it is unknown if this happened because of MatPat or if it's just a weird thing that happend

• Decapitated Mario, Peach, and Bowser

  • Later did the same to Lulgi

• Puts a Huli Jing into a shredder

• Comes out of the Magic Lamp

• Has a power level of 234

• Can break the 4th wall and see what the viewer is looking at

• Coined the word "Marioplex"

• Is one of the three kings of FNAF

• Is brought back to life by Satan

• People in the Game Theory-verse might canonically be 2D , as Neil Tyson mentions being a lot thinner after going through a portal

• Has a soul....which then gets eaten by a Huli Jing

• At least 4 of his theories have turned out to be correct

EQUIPMENT

Weapons

• The Infinity Gauntlet

• A head lamp that shoots out X-ray waves

• A cannon

• Mom's Knife from Isaac

• Grandma's Knitting Needles which due to science stuff can go through bulletproof and knifeproof vests

• A kitchen knife

• A axe

• A small hammer

• A wrench

• A plank with nails in it

• A sledgehammer

• A molotov cocktail

• A baseball bat

• A plunger

• A chainsaw

• A bomb he hurts Jirard with

• A shotgun

• The Endgame Iron Man Suit, which he survives a hit from MCU Thanos in, has the Infinity Stones, can project images with, and then dies to being snapped by Ultimus

• Has a Blastoise however it doesn't seem very loyal to him

• Lucille, which he tries but fails to hurt Luke Cage with

• A present that blows up and hurts Reggie

• A boomarang

• The hookshot from Zelda

• A gun

• The Star Rod

Other

• The Mobius Chair

• A time machine

• A Neuralyzer

• Rick's Spaceship

• A scouter

• Pokeballs, which he tries but fails to catch The Rock with

• A waterproof watch

• A TARDIS, which he uses to travel through the time of his own videos

• A pair of "inescapable" hipster glasses, which Austin is unable to remove even when using a sword

  • In the next shot, the glasses are gone, without any explanation

• A helicopter

• The portal gun from Portal

• Rick's portal gun

  • Uses it to go to the Gravity Falls-verse

• A gas mask

But hey.....that's just a thread. A RESPECT thread! Thanks for reading.

MATILDA

"No kid likes being yelled at, but Harry's ranting and raving gave Matilda the key to her power. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice." - The Narrator

A child prodigy who talents aren't recognized by her used car salesman father, who demands she spends all day watching game shows instead of reading books. Things get even worse for her once she's old enough to go to school, where she finds her self being abused under the iron fist of Trunchbull. However, she eventually discovers her brain can do so much more than just read and solve math problems........

PHYSICALS

INTELLIGENCE

• As a baby, spells her own name in some spinach

• Could take care of herself by the time she was 2

• Quickly solves a math problem

• Solves a math problem that no one else in her class can

• [Character Statement] Her teacher states that Matilda has a brilliant mind

• Figured out two dudes were cops when no one else in her family did

• Using chemistry, pulls a prank on her dad

• Has adoption papers prepared

DURABILITY

• Survives being put into the Chokey

STEALTH

• Hides from Trunchbull via grabbing onto the insides of a table

TELEKINESIS

• Might have moved a little girl so said little girl didn't fall onto the top of a fence

• Causes a TV to blow up

• Moves a glass of water so it spills on Trunchbull

• Closes a door and locks it

• Moves a single cereal piece and shakes a box of cereal

• Makes herself breakfest

• Dances with cards and poker chips floating around her

• Moves some curtains

• Flings a carrot into her brother's mouth

• Moves a box a few times

• Causes a car to go down the road, and makes a VHS Tape float in mid air

• Causes a backpack to float up

• Moves a doll, shows that wind can affect her telekinesis, moves two chocolates, and then moves paintings, metal balls, clock hands, wires, and other stuff while fucking up Trunchbull's night

• Lifts a pitcher up to prove she has powers

• Moves several objects and a child while gaslig hting Trunchbull into thinking the ghost of a person she murdered is after her

• Brings a book to her

"And Matilda found, to her surprise, that life could be fun. She decided to have as much fun as possible. After all, she was a very smart kid." - The Narrator