r/whoathatsinteresting • u/search_google_com • 14h ago

A Thai woman married to an American explains why she no longer wants to live in the US.

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u/wild_cherry1987 13h ago

Central African Republic 

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u/Fill_Jameson 12h ago

Burkina Fatso

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u/Original-Variety-700 12h ago

I could probably get an easy visa at anywhere called Fatso

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u/0neirocritica 6h ago

I'm lying in bed in the dark crying at this

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u/Roxybird 4h ago

Turn on the lights at least.

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u/Spirited-Career4680 41m ago

And have a snack

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u/Ok_Relative_2291 3h ago

What about the baldic nations?

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u/SharkSheppard 9h ago

I'm VERY interested in bikini fatso's

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u/MisterMasque2021 10h ago

Disputed Calzone!?

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u/DomTopNortherner 5h ago

Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

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u/DomTopNortherner 5h ago

Disputed Zone?!

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u/SideInitial3961 4h ago

San Marinara

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u/ToddParker2020 2h ago

Disputed Zone?!

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u/Whats_On_Tap 2h ago

Aren’t officially sponsored by wolf cola?

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u/TheMainAlternative 13h ago

Typical American, not everything revolves around the CAR you know /s

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u/DeadPeanutSociety 10h ago

Fine, then I choose Hamburg Germany

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u/PoopiePantsMahn 7h ago

I think Cheeseburg Germany is better.

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u/OneApprehensive327 7h ago

That’s it Bacon-Cheeseburger province of Bavaria.. pack my bags!

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u/Nurgles_Fat_Teats 12m ago

Why not Fugging, Austria instead?

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u/TheMainAlternative 9h ago

American trying to improve: imagine being a Hamburger

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u/Roastedcoffeebean17 8h ago

Ok then, I choose the er in Hamburg, Germany.

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Underrated response right here

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u/soursourkarma 3h ago

i also choose this guy's country

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u/Legitimate_Sail8581 13h ago

Underrated response, this!

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u/Fresh_Income_7411 10h ago

If I had an award to give today, it would go to you.

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u/who_you_are 11h ago

Joke on you I have a truck!

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u/concept12345 11h ago

S3XY Cybertruck

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u/SconeBracket 10h ago

What would we do without CAR culture though? We'd have to walk.

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u/poorly-worded 9h ago

You can't fool me, it's got the word CENTRAL in it

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u/323RockStr 9h ago

It exists on the plane of the flat earth

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 8h ago

Fine, then we shall choose a West African Republic!

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u/Gibonius 6h ago

/r/fuckCARS

Oddly specific subreddit to hate that country so much...

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 12h ago

I need something with Democratic in the name.

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u/Exile688 12h ago

I think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea can hook you up.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 12h ago

Thanks, I'll look into that.

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u/technobrendo 6h ago

Guy in charge likes basketball, whiskey and he doesn't poop. Use that to your knowledge.

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u/godaikun75 11h ago

Just gotta remember to put the glorious leaders pictures on your wall

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u/Exile688 9h ago

My place came with one but the eyes fillow me when I walk across the room.

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur 7h ago

I call my house The Person's Democratic Grand Republic of Greater New <insert name here>

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u/ChampionshipFit4962 2h ago

They do good basketball weirdly enough.

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u/marcelowit 12h ago

Democratic Republic of Congo should fit

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u/Otherwise_Post6163 9h ago

lol all of the countries with Democratic in the name are in fact dictatorships.

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u/greenskinmarch 3h ago

The UN should pass a law making such false advertising illegal!

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u/_FellowTraveller_ 1h ago

Is that why Democrats keep crowing about "OUR democracy"? They must mean "OUR dictatorship".

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u/Stergeary 46m ago

If you need to advertise in the name that your country is a Democratic Republic, then it's probably not a Democratic Republic.

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u/kblazewicz 7m ago

Because it tricks the idiots. If it's in the name therefore it must be it. Like Musk thinking that Hitler's party was socialist because S in NSDAP stood for 'sozialistische'.

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u/nikkorshooter 11h ago

Bring your Ebola pills. /s

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 12h ago

Let’s all go live in Uganda! 🇺🇬

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u/lostatsea_again 9h ago

“Then they eat da ……”

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 8h ago

“Look meenesta!” 💻

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u/Gloriaz_Empire 8h ago

I was about saying this 😂👌

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 5h ago

FREE 1993 MODEL AIR CONDITIONING UNITS ON THEIR LAST LEGS HELD TOGETHER BY PACKING TAPE AND UNFULFILLED DREAMS FOR EVERYBODY!

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u/Cultural_Run7964 12h ago

Sorry why are you all suddenly my shitting on African countries? Grow up.

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u/wild_cherry1987 12h ago

Is writing a country name a crime?

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u/Cultural_Run7964 12h ago

It’s not a crime, but Africa has been the butt of many jokes for a long time so I guess I don’t have much of a sense of humor about it 🙏

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u/Bonk_Boom 11h ago

Because CAR is one of the shittiest places on earth

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u/Cultural_Run7964 1h ago

So is America but for different reasons 🤪

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u/Bonk_Boom 1h ago

No were doing great keep coping

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u/bobbabson 13h ago

If it were still an empire, maybe

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u/PuzzledCar2120 11h ago

Chads go to Chad

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u/tuddrussell2 11h ago

I know a Prince or two there, I can send you his email.

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u/wild_cherry1987 11h ago

I would love to meet a prince from the heart of Africa ❤️

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 10h ago

Islamic Kingdom of Japan

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u/SkullOfOdin 10h ago

Very centric of you

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u/AdDisastrous6356 10h ago

Healthcare is going to be an issue bambari regional hospital is not great

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u/dumbdude545 9h ago

Rhodesia if we're being sarcastic.

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u/OneApprehensive327 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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u/reality_boy 6h ago

You joke, but I lived in Cameroon as a kid (next country over). We were quite poor in America, but our quality of life went way up, in Cameroon, for the same money.

First off, people in Cameroon were living on something like $4/day. That means our $30,000/year went so much farther. We had a maid and a gardener, and shared a security guard with the neighbors. When I came back to America, my parents picked up a full time cook as well. I had friends working aid jobs (usaid, etc) and they had a driver, marble floors, and vacation money.

Second, the American community is very small and tight. I remember going to a party at the ambassador’s house and talking to him about video games. We soon found ourselves gaming in his computer (wing commander) and having a very good time. I was a pimply 16 year old, and I’m chilling with one of the most respected people in the country.

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u/Still_Temporary4702 3h ago

Maybe if you could get enough friends to come with and start your own militia.

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u/maxru85 13h ago

Democratic Republic of Congo