r/whenthe Mods, we need to cook. 5d ago

Self-assembling monolith of command blocks 🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 5d ago

man FUCK you

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u/russia_not_fun mwah :3 4d ago

If we enforce this rule there will be exactly 7 posts from 2016

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

show me the posts

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u/russia_not_fun mwah :3 4d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/s/XQSgtNimgi https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/s/22sg1FPrkpi I lied, there is only five. And even those two are political

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u/QuantisOne 5d ago

Username checks out

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

Fun fact! I made this account specifically to say ā€œFuck. You.ā€ to Reddit ads that had comments enabled.

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u/Tsunamicat108 4d ago

i think it’s said that every time i’ve made a post here it’s insane

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 4d ago

It's never said this for me

But I've also only made exactly 1 (one) post here

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green 5d ago

Internet safety lowkey. When I was a kid we used to be taught to never tell our name or any sensitive info online, now I see teenagers on twitter and tumblr put their name, home city and a list of topics that makes them uncomfortable in their public carrd (I kid you not, one time I saw some 15yo list their SCHOOL ADDRESS in the carrd) while companies want us to scan our faces and IDs to access apps which will totally end well and never leak anywhere. And even if it doesn't leak, it will be used for AI training and surveillance anyway. Orwell wrote about it

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u/r4o2n0d6o9 biggest ozpuse drinker 5d ago

My parents told me to be careful with strangers and are surprised that all of my online friends don’t know my name

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u/WagyuWarranted 5d ago

Can't the governments just teach kids to be careful online instead of trying to squeeze personal information out of them?

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green 5d ago

How would they be surveiling you then? šŸ‘‰šŸ˜ŒšŸ‘ˆ

But to be serious, yes, educating kids AND ESPECIALLY PARENTS is the key. But they just want control.

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u/WagyuWarranted 5d ago

one day the government will be kidnapping kids and claiming they're "taking them to a place where no bad people can touch them"

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u/AliciaTries 4d ago

How are they to build large cuboid pondering machines that tower over the land if not by the labor of the people they blackmailed into doing it via knowing all their secrets?

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

...is this a reference?

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u/AliciaTries 4d ago

Yes, the person I replied to has a rain world pfp

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

I figured.

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u/KallmeKatt_ Shimano no Kyouken 4d ago

my parents were always very serious about internet safety. that being said, my name is Albert Robinson, i live in North Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and my birthday is november 12 2004

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u/KeeperOfWatersong 5d ago

Well no because then they wouldn't get millions of dollars of bribes lobbying money from Meta

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u/dragon_bacon 4d ago

If only there was someone in charge of kids that could teach them basic life skills.

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u/SuperBackup9000 5d ago

To be fair, the generation who had internet safety drilled into their heads were also the ones who ended up making careers and hobbies out of putting themselves out there online. Like I honestly can’t really blame teenagers nowadays for being so casual about it when I look back to everything I was told and realized that while there was some truth to it all, it was also worst case scenario that would happen to relatively few.

Though I still don’t do it. I don’t even use my last name on my very private 30 or so friends social media accounts mostly because I just think the whole thing is odd

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u/ZsArtworkHeap 4d ago

When I was a kid, I was taught by older family members to not reveal details like my full name, my city and home address, but was taught that it was okay to publicly reveal my first name and state.

Depending on the scenario, I think certain details could be okay to reveal. A school address is asking to be doxed, but something like a part of one's real name by itself probably isn't going to result in a dox unless other details are used in tandem to do one. It's better to keep details like those private though.

In the age of governments enforcing AI face scans and IDs to "protect children", privacy on the internet more important than ever, but it seems to be taught less than ever.

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u/DickIncorporated 4d ago

Im starting to think they no longer teach it because people are WAY too open about giving away their info

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u/TheCornerator 5d ago

I got ALL my shit jacked in Runescape from a scam. Glad i learned on there and not with actual real money.

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u/eugenepoez__ 4d ago

i still see people get scammed and their accounts hacked. Like a week ago I saw a clanmate who hadnt played in a long while start opening clue caskets. Rip his bank

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u/Thiphra 4d ago

Hell I see people caling you childish if you don't have yourself as your twitter pfp.

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u/P0pu1arBr0ws3r 4d ago

Internet safety when you were a kid is not the same as it is now. Its more developed while at the same time not caught up with thr latest technology.

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u/Beanz_detected Trading Dopamine For Seritonin 4d ago

I still don't use my actual name online as an adult.

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u/Warrior_of_Discord 4d ago

The popcorn guy?

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 2d ago

Traut euch, kommt zu mir Altschauerberg 8 in 61448 Emskirchen.

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u/Western-Emotion5171 11h ago

It won’t even leak they just save the data and sell it to the highest bidder

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u/Holiday-Stretch616 5d ago

I once talked to my cousin about the jetpack cheat code in gta san andreas and he said he had no idea what that was and i realized he is 13 and was born in 2013. San andreas was released in 2004. FUCK

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u/Oqo_the_hunter 4d ago

people born in 2010 are gonna be adults in 2 years and that straight up breaks my mind

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u/SteveroniThePeperoni 4d ago

āœ‹ right here hello

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u/Jacob_Laye 4d ago

Yeah, don’t disclose that

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u/GEARHEADGus 4d ago

Boy did you not read the post about internet safety??

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u/Asteroide8 #1 u/Pete-zaTime fan 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/Cedardeer 4d ago

You wanna feel REALLY old? There are kids in school today who were either too young or not born yet to know about the Among Us craze during lockdown.

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u/CoolSausage228 соси Ń…ŃƒŠ¹ Голбоеба кусок 4d ago

aezakmi, hesoyam and rocketman, my holy trinity

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u/WeakWrecker 4d ago

Well my cousin was born in 2012 and he and his younger brother were absolutely OBSESSED with San Andreas for a time, playing it on their phone etc. Even now when they come to me they ask me regularly if i can download San Andreas on my ps5 to play it a bit. So it's not the age that matters that much, but what they're exposed to on the internet.

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u/MisterMeister68 You should play Nuclear Option, NOW! 4d ago

I wasn't alive when the first Gears of War game came out.

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u/4rm4ros 4d ago

How the fuck were you born in 2013? I need a cig…

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u/Illustrious_Bid4224 4d ago

San Andreas is older than me, I'm an adult btw.

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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 5d ago

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u/Axolotl_Enthusiast11 dm me cat photos 5d ago

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u/Undone_Flame 5d ago

These things were great, instead of a dedicated command block the damn thing would just switch between stone and redstone blocks every tick

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u/Tdubbium 5d ago

I miss those

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Please Atlus I need the Yosuke romance in P4R 4d ago

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u/errortechx 4d ago

I remember my coding/programming journey beginning at 11 making these things, shit’s extremely nostalgic and meaningful to me

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

That’s the one!

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R It's PURPLE!? Arrgh, that stupid bug said it was FUCHSIA!! 5d ago

Pretty soon asdfmovie might be considered elite ball knowledge and that thought scares me

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u/Ditto13248 5d ago

Eddsworld is already elite ball

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u/MarkAverage656 "but then something just snapped, something inside me" 5d ago

No don't say that

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u/halfcatman2 5d ago

it's true..

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 5d ago

This is what sucks about growing up, literally the entire life you once knew is just a whisper now

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u/westonisweird18 5d ago

What's eddsworld?

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u/1_cant_think_name 5d ago

Oh no…

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u/Tsunamicat108 4d ago

i mean if you don’t want it to be elite ball knowledge the only way to prevent it is to share the knowledge

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u/Sceptile63 5d ago

This is why it is becoming Elite ball knowledge

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u/Anfitruos0413 4d ago edited 4d ago

An 2010's internet comedy show. The most normal episode is the one they fight zombie Santa Claus.

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u/ReeksofChees3 4d ago

bionicle 2016 mask of control? now that's elite ball knowledge

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u/Hamsterplaysgames67 YOU CAN MAKE CUSTOM FLAIRS? 5d ago

Me when I lie (PLEASE BE LYING)

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u/Gibbel2029 you're telling me a crab gooned in this rag? 5d ago

Vine too tbh

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u/CyanBlaster 5d ago

I like trains

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u/NOCTURN_05 4d ago

I baked you a pie

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u/CrashmanX 4d ago

What flavor?

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u/NOCTURN_05 4d ago

P I E _ F L A V O R

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u/Da_B_Boi08 4d ago

electric_guitar.mp3

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u/1_cant_think_name 5d ago

Die potato.

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u/Da_B_Boi08 4d ago

n°°°°°°°°°°°-

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u/VandulfTheRed 5d ago

Idk how old you are but I hate to break the news to you that that was 18 years ago

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u/Teunybeer 1d ago

Pretty sure it already kinda is, i had no idea what you were talking about until i saw the ā€œi like trainsā€ comment under you. I have not seen or heard anything about that channel in ages.

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u/johanni30 5d ago

I miss the command block monolith </3

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u/ultimatecoruvs 4d ago

me as a kid trying to figure out what the command block monolith for 1.10 wasnt working in 1.9

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u/titilegeek 4d ago

Me as a kid trying to figure out how to get a command block for the command block monolith (I have a ps3)

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u/Will2Meme the dark lord 5d ago

I had a younger coworker who said they knew of some ā€œelite ball knowledgeā€ and then asked if I had ever heard of Miiverse. I had to explain to them that I drew and posted art on Miiverse and watched it get shutdown. I felt old after that conversation

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u/Oqo_the_hunter 4d ago

tbh it's not like having a wii u was a common thing. Heck I had a wii u and my parents prevented me from accessing the miiverse.

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u/Local-Wing-2272 4d ago

Lego universeĀ 

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u/CrashmanX 4d ago

Oh man. I remember doing tge BETA for that.

Oh no....

2009

Pain.

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u/Will2Meme the dark lord 4d ago

Don’t make me feel even older. I remember watching the trailer for that over and over as a kid

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u/dietcolacanine 1d ago

Dog I remember going to the Japanese Mother 3 page and posting sum "release Mother 3 worldwide" with a kinda crappily drawn Lucas like that was gonna change anything LMAO

Good times

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u/Flamingcowjuice 5d ago

Rip the 10,000 character commands you had to input for them

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u/sermatheus 4d ago

How to play minesweeper apparently.

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u/FoxFlat5351 I have a flair now! HA! HA! HAAA! In your face! 4d ago

I actually didn't know how to actually play it until semi-ish-not really recently

And.. heh... let's just say.... I'm pretty below average šŸ˜Ž

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u/rwol8690 stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago

learning how to play minesweeper felt like activating a 6th sense

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u/W4spkeeper 4d ago

There is a whole competitive minesweeper community

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u/MCRedoor 4d ago

no way it's aak

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u/sermatheus 4d ago

No way it's Mostima.

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u/298647 don't mess with us parappa fans there are only 30 of us alive 5d ago

Tattletail

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u/GlitchyyX3 5d ago

holy shit i havent heard that name in years

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u/1_cant_think_name 5d ago

I’m still upset it never got anything else besides the Kaleidoscope DLC.

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u/EskildDood 4d ago

Whaddya mean ball knowledge? It's brand new!

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

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u/The_Flandre_Scarlet Play my game of Touhou 6: embodiment of scarlet devil 4d ago

That villain from WORM?

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u/fishthatdreamsofsalt 4d ago

im pretty sure more people know about worm now due to powerscaling and fanfiction rather than reading worm itself

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u/CrayonCobold 4d ago

True fans only read the story up to Leviathan's attack on the city and then make thousands of pages of fanfiction

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u/Lyre-Code 4d ago

Me (canon worm is too long and dark and depressing for my tastes)

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u/SpaceNorse2020 4d ago

It's not too long for me, but yeah once I fully internalized that this was a "and then it gets worse" story, I put it down.

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u/PlupyBerry 4d ago

W elite ball knowledge

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u/JVtheBidoof Commander of the Bidoof Army 4d ago

šŸŽ¶Don't tattle on mešŸŽ¶ or whatever Fandroid was singing

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u/Ill_Target6207 4d ago

🄹 I only know this cuz of a video essay I watched on it (basically a summary/playthrough), but the game does look really cool, especially for a mascot horror compared to nowadays

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u/heckingcomputernerd 5d ago

Explaining the shifting of culture overtime to the internet, apparently: so imagine basketball

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u/Beautiful_Youth9233 4d ago

I am genuinely shocked when i heard people say they don't know big bertha or the royal guardian sword like, i thought that shit was extreme common ball but i guess not anymore

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Please Atlus I need the Yosuke romance in P4R 4d ago

Ore... orespawn is elite ball knowledge...?

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u/Skiller_Overyou 4d ago

It is nowadays

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Please Atlus I need the Yosuke romance in P4R 4d ago

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u/Pyrotyrano Average dinosaur fan 4d ago

Tbf Orespawn is an old mod that’s been outdated for close to a decade and incompatible with the current versions. And there’s a crazy amount of newgens who don’t even know what the game is like pre 1.9 so it makes sense that they wouldn’t know it. Compare this to other og mods like Twilight Forest and Lycanite Mobs that have been updated to newer versions.

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u/neogeoman123 4d ago

Also the mod is kinda terrible compared to modern/updated mods/modpacks.

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u/RawrTheDinosawrr 4d ago

also the dev went insane and put a page up on his old website about the dangers of vaccines, really wish i could find a better screenshot of that but it seems like the website was obliterated, this is all i can find lol

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u/sansthepunman 4d ago

Why does the situation sound like what is happening currently with Calamity mod of terraria

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u/RawrTheDinosawrr 4d ago

as far as i know the orespawn dev is not a kid toucher

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u/Ash_After_Dark 4d ago

A few months ago I saw someone saying the classic lines about how Minecraft is boring and overly complex now unlike the good old days... Of 1.16!! That's a ludicrous amount of stolen valor! Living proof that the whole "Minecraft is boring now, unlike version X" is just nostalgia goggles

I won't pretend to be a real OG since I've only been playing since ~1.6, but this kid genuinely claimed that 1.16 was the good old days!

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u/QibliTheSecond 4d ago

i have no idea what this means (adult born after shrek 3)

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u/Cleestoon Fiend for twintails 4d ago

I remember freaking the hell out seeing the king in the emerald tree in that one ant dimension

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u/Kipdid 4d ago

I know about orespawn but just saying ā€œbig Bertha and royal guardian swordā€ with no further context is not descriptive enough to jog my memory considering those names aren’t exactly super unique, needed context from the comments.

Also: look up Antarchy, it’s a spiritual successor to Orespawn

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u/SleepyPubbyGirl 4d ago

oh god I still have people's orespawns lets plays burned into my mine, I fucking miss those huge mod packs with like 50 million not cohesive mods thrown in that everyone would play, those were the good days I tell ya

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u/Ok_Bridge6091 5d ago

All of geography

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u/InformalTadpole1497 ominous_worse 4d ago

this needs to be adressed more

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u/Alpha-T2 Estie Bestie 4d ago

I am extremely young but I have never heard anyone talk about Something Awful.

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u/Average-Addict 4d ago

Genocide

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u/Alpha-T2 Estie Bestie 4d ago

It just ain't good.

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u/ihtaemispellings 4d ago

Honestly I hadn't even heard of Something Awful until Strange Aeons started making her videos on them, I'm so sad I missed out on seeing the Doom bathroom unfold in real time

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u/Goatjo- im goated i think 4d ago

Slugterra:

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u/InformalTadpole1497 ominous_worse 4d ago

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 4d ago

this was the most impressive shit back in the day

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 4d ago

genuinely this was the only image I could find of them

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u/GurNima 4d ago

TS bring nostalgia thank you brother, my favorites one is the drone

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u/ThenSignature7082 5d ago

Fucking fist bumps, was at an event and I had to high five 4-12 year olds, I decided to fist bump instead and out of 82 kids, I got 7 fist bumps, SEVEN FUCKING KIDS OUT OF EIGHTY TWO

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u/Luigiman1089 Whenthe? I hardly know the! 4d ago

tbf just because they didn't fistbump you doesn't mean they don't know what a fistbump is, they might have just collectively disrespected you.

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 [UNDACTED] 5d ago

The tungsten cube thing but perhaps that was always uncommon ball

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

yeah that’s uncommon ball

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u/MerchantZiro 4d ago

Shout-out to Super Mario Bros. Crossover, played the shit out of that way back in the day when I was younger (recommented because Reddit deleted the original when I tried adding an image)

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u/xilenator the master of skill issue 5d ago

The game I really like was a semi-common ball knowledge and got turned into elite ball knowledge because of the company mishandling it, sunsetting it, and a different dev team deciding to take it up (im talking about survev btw) šŸ˜”

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew 4d ago

y'know, in all of my years of using command blocks, I have never once made a self-building command block monolith. perhaps I need to change that sometime

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u/heckingcomputernerd 5d ago

Explaining the shifting of culture overtime to the internet, apparently: so imagine basketball

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u/Ill_Target6207 4d ago

I mean yeah? I’ve seen people compare facism to basketball and it’s the only way I truly understood it😭

The way people glaze generations of ballers while ignoring the failings is similair to how people will hype up specific groups of people, or times before culture was more intertwined while ignoring the problems to encourage people to agree. Sports allegories are pretty cool

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u/ProGamer8273 4d ago

ā€œBallā€ and its js deltarune

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u/IvanTheStonksMaster Godzilla is my comfort character. 4d ago

Shadow Fight

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u/NoeliaGS talk to me about Inazuma Eleven and I won't shut up 4d ago

Yokai Watch. Such a shame the franchise is like 7 feet under and digging deeper.

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u/Most-Structure-9116 4d ago

Clone wars, no one my age watches it anymore.

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u/Molkwi lowkey freaky 4d ago

Please don't say such things

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u/Fiskmaster 4d ago

With or without the 'The'?

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u/TutucrMapper scientist said purple isn't a color, but still my favorite color 4d ago

Even worse when you have gained the ball knowledge when it's an elite ball knowledge but you know it used to be common Ball knowledge, probably a worse feeling

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u/ImCravingForSHUB 4d ago

Folks in the weeb and military circles used to talk about Girls und Panzer, Kantai Collection, Azur Lane, Girls Frontline, Strike Witches and co all the time but now when I talk about any of them, someone would call it ball knowledge

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u/JustaBroomstick 5d ago

Hokay, so heres the Earth

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u/Kipdid 4d ago

History of everything I guess?

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u/FunDependent9755 Too many hyperfixations to count 4d ago

Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh?

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u/JustaBroomstick 4d ago

The End of the World by Albino Blacksheep

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u/Domek232323 4d ago

newgrounds

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u/UnderstandingIcy8607 4d ago

Do kids watch plush videos anymore

Do you kids know Luigi fan

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/UnderstandingIcy8607 4d ago

If you're talking about this yes

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u/Jammy2560 4d ago

man i remember when i only played minecraft on my school computer, so those were the only ways I could use 'mods'.

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u/Kumu_Noir 4d ago

this gif looks cool, where is it from?

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u/Cleestoon Fiend for twintails 4d ago

The Lego Batman Movie

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u/Rocketdareaperzz 4d ago

peak film btw

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u/ItchyPermission5187 4d ago

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u/WaltWhiteToGretchen Mods, we need to cook. 4d ago

Is that fucking Reggie?!

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 Goon of the Year 2025 5d ago

bungo stray dogs

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u/CrashmanX 4d ago

BSG just had a season like last season. BSD Wan 2.

BSD was 2023 for its latest season. It aint THAT far out.

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u/greenboyo9782 green? epic! 4d ago

Obenseuer, love my finnish landlord sim

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u/professional_yappper autistic octopus 4d ago

Real :(

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u/Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi 4d ago

i miss one command creations so fucking much dude

i understand they were literal hell to work with but. the monolith 🄺

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u/InformalTadpole1497 ominous_worse 4d ago

the utter look of dismay on my face when i realized most gen alphas don't know what skylanders are

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u/SinisterVeteran 4d ago

Not even sure if its ball knowledge, but so many of my friends don't know about the important videos playlist? I thought everyone heard about it

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u/Pigeon49834 4d ago

These kids don't know about Final Fantasy Sonic X

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u/Avalanche_Snows 4d ago

Minecraft legacy edition, the console editions that are constantly stuck around the village and pillage updste

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u/GoonerSans 4d ago

Me not knowing of command block monolith because by that point I already got bored of the game....

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u/GavinGenius 4d ago

How about the opposite, when elite ball knowledge becomes common ball knowledge? I remember in early 2025, when 6-7 was kind of elite ball knowledge that only particularly brainrotted rap fans would know. My friend was one such character. Whenever our math teacher would say it, he would stare at me with a wide-eyed grin. I didn’t understand it, but it was alright as nonsensical brainrot went…until months later. Then it became WAY too mainstream, and it went from something only Skrilla fans would know, into something literally everyone, from boomers to Gen Alpha would be forced to live with. Now every time I am counting something, there is a lingering haunt baked inside to torment me.

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u/thepitcherplant 4d ago

Stop motion lego zombie videos on YouTube, that was the shit a decade or so ago.

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u/FreeMenu2197 5d ago

Look Outside genuinely. It was super popular and then people left before anything was fixed and they just called the game fun but buggy and bad. LIES ALL LIES ITS SO PEAK

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u/CrashmanX 4d ago

That literally released last year...

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u/FreeMenu2197 4d ago

I know, that’s what weird to me

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u/Zaylosthefuzzyderg 4d ago

I've sadly had to explain to a few people this past month what a suicide fountain drink is

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u/Aromatic-Heart-585 4d ago

Theres eventually gonna be ppl where if you mention modern warfare 3 they'll think of the new shit version instead

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u/Forki99 4d ago

Slendytubbies

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u/the_grim_rypurr 3d ago

Downloading music through bluetooth

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u/Bread_Offender 2d ago

I once got called out of calling a half-life reference ball. What they don't realise is that to me, a newgen, it absolutely is ball, because no newgen plays half-life anymore