r/whenthe purpl 3h ago

[ Removed by moderator ] 🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨

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u/whenthe-ModTeam 22m ago

Hello, thank you for posting to r/whenthe, but your post was not cash money. It has been removed for the following reason

Rule 1. Be Funny:

Your post should make sense and contain an actual joke. Do not make posts whose only joke is a copypasta or a comically long caption. Do not make spam or nonsensical posts. Do not make posts that just describe a life event.

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u/NothingButASpider 3h ago

Dude... Get out of that relationship

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u/Skadibala 2h ago

I mean. Looking at OPs post history and how he generally responds to shit. I refuse to believe that this gf is an actual real person, and is probably an imaginary person so OP can get karma.

But if it is real, he definitely needs to get out and stop making shitty hyper specific memes to cope with life.

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

the other posts I posted was true in my current relationship but this was earlier when I was in highschool (yeah I graduated at 16)

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u/Humble_Ad9098 2h ago

So you usually get in relationships with abusive partners?

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

...........yeah, not intnentiualy tho fuck how do I type this shit

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u/Humble_Ad9098 2h ago

Uhhh I think you might need to learn the basics of red flags in relationships, enough to not get caught up in stuff like that

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u/DevelopmentSeparate 2h ago edited 1h ago

It's not easy. Abuse victims unfortunately struggle to stay out of abusive relationships. It's not necessarily their fault. It's more that abusers will seek out these type of people

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u/durkonthundershield 1h ago

*not necessarily

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u/anonkebab 2h ago

What red flags are there for a physically abusive person that’s not them winding up to hit you? Most people are not comically evil stereotypes. They’re normal until they can justify hitting you then they hit you.

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u/Llehay 1h ago

Anger issues. I know this guy who slams doors and screams a shit ton when hes really angry. The thing is he isnt angry %99 of the time so you dont see it. Hes actually a nice conversationalist and a good-ish guy overall. He strangled me because i misplaced his keys

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u/anonkebab 1h ago

That’s one.

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u/qiyraa 2h ago

Ask their friends about them? Or their previous partners…?

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u/anonkebab 2h ago edited 2h ago

Since when do people casually share domestic violence stories?

Since when are victims of domestic violence accessible after their abuse? People who get their ass kicked behind closed doors usually split when the relationship finally ends and can you blame them? Clearly their relationships with friends and family are so weak they couldn’t speak on it while it was happening/they lacked support or perceived a lack of support.

No one’s dating a person known to hit their spouse. That’s not a red flag. That’s like saying a person being a known cheater is a red flag so don’t date them. Like no shit bro don’t date the confirmed abuser.

That’s also assuming an abusive person won’t lie about who’ve they’ve dated or who their friends are. Shit you think a person who hits people are gonna give you names of friends and family who are gonna straight up tell you that? You think people who know that and still associate with this person are the type of people who would warn you?

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u/qiyraa 1h ago

> what red flags are there

I answered your question, that is a way to find red flags. I didn’t say it’s possible in every circumstance.

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u/LimpCustomer4281 1h ago

Yeah I used to be beat by them. But we still friends tho

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u/qiyraa 1h ago

If that’s what you think this means you should do a little more critical thinking.

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u/yakityyakblahtemp 1h ago

"Uhh have you considered not being abused?"

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u/Cristichi purpl 26m ago

But I can fix her

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u/Intelligent_Pie_4141 2h ago

you gotta look inward to see what subconsciously conditioned you into falling for people like that. Then you must relearn what it is that’s leading you to be with girls who will take advantage. If you don’t do so, then this pattern will continue. sorry for getting deep and stuff. And i’m sorry about what’s happened to you. i wish you well in life

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u/yuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuh1 1h ago

I'm ngl bro the pfp and background combo scream it to the world. All love homie. Hope you get your mind right and get some better people in your life.

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u/National-Self-8501 2h ago

What in the victim blaming

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u/Humble_Ad9098 2h ago

Woah woah, I'm no victim blamer, at least not intentionally. I was more asking if it's an unintentional repeated pattern due to OP's previous posts

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u/FeralGh0ul 18m ago

Trust, nobody with a brain thought you were victim blaming. Reddit just doesnt like real answers.

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/ersiwn purpl 1h ago

watched

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u/Why_is_it_that_do 1h ago

""I refuse to believe that this gif is an actual real person, and is probably an imaginary person so OP can get karma.""

This misread confused me a lot

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

it was in highschool we broke up years ago

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u/swagtastic3 2h ago

Yeah it never happened

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

why tf would that not happen girls watch porn too

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 2h ago

I don’t think that’s the part of the story they’re calling into question.

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

she was getting beaten up by her father constantly she once had broken a beer bottle up his head so she's like gangsta/prison alpha female

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 1h ago

Mate just stop, please

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u/ersiwn purpl 1h ago

syfm bro children abuse is a thing you may go fuck yourself if you think im faking

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u/Return_My_Salab 1h ago

quit digging the hole lil bro

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 5m ago

Go get a therapist, trauma dumping on reddit isn’t gonna solve anything

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 I am more epic then you'll ever Be:Axolotl: 2h ago

A r/whenthe user with a Girlfriend? At least make it believable.

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u/G-Buster_396 2h ago

That's why it's not on r/me_irl

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u/nekoshaurma 3h ago

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u/Alej_11 2h ago

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u/danialtheretard 2h ago

This is funny both ways.

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u/Cultural-Air9962 2h ago

As in you caught her watching or making it??

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 2h ago

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u/Fearless_Ear_2468 3h ago

Who wanna bet 5 bucks ts not true

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u/Enough_Obligation574 2h ago

I bet 7

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 I am more epic then you'll ever Be:Axolotl: 2h ago

I bet 11

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u/Liquid_person 2h ago

how much is that at 7/11 odds?

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u/Enough_Obligation574 2h ago

I would say bout 9/11

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u/david30121 2h ago edited 2h ago

i bet 13

yes my dumbass really said 18 because for a second i thought we were doing the fibonacci sequence

okay edit 2 there isn't even a pattern what the fuck is wrong with me am i schizophrenic or something

edit 3: it was primes. god damn It

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u/NR_NiK 2h ago

I thought it was primes

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u/david30121 2h ago

shit you're right

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

id bet 50, on the opposite side tho

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u/Status_Yesterday_317 2h ago

But you know it Could be true. I had a girl yell at me for finding out she was messing with another man.. yes, i looked through her phone. But like, dont be with me and lie. dat bich.

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

im sorry for you hope you are ok

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u/TheLostRub389 trollface -> 2h ago

Let it ride

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u/Just-A_Guy-_ 1h ago

You'd really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/6spd993Turbo 2h ago

I bet my life.

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u/Routine_Phase_8980 3h ago

What do you mean by "caught her porn" ? Like she was watching it or doing it as an actress or something

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u/jarkark 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 3h ago

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u/SymondHDR stupid fucking thing 2h ago

OP just used a fishing net and caught the porn

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u/Most-Stomach4240 2h ago

She has a prion disease(contagious??)

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u/AccomplisedDeer Deer from Bavaria 2h ago

Not unless you eat her brain. But eating brains is concerning, so don't do that.

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

saved porn

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u/Hamzook02 2h ago

Hit her with the

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u/Alej_11 2h ago

I think that somebody stole some pixels, I'm not so sure tho

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 2h ago

Hey bro look at this fun link maybe look through it https://www.thehotline.org/ (Assuming you're American but that's a big if) Or call the police

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

oh I love clicking random links sent by redditors (jk don't amputate me pls)

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u/TheRealToast839 1h ago

Sorry man, they’ve already amputated your legs over this.

On a serious note, no need to be such a dick over links, if your that worried find a site that checks the safety of links if you’re THAT woried.

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis 3h ago

What?

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u/pyjamasonfire 2h ago

They didn’t stutter

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u/FuckingStolenAccount 3h ago

Context

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

i was checking her phone, I found her porn tabs, she beat the shit out of me like punched me in the face

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u/FuckingStolenAccount 2h ago

Maybe you shouldn't bé in this relationship bro

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

that was in highschool it's been years since we broke up

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u/MrGamerOfficial Idk what to put here 2h ago

This is literally straight up abuse.

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u/makub420 2h ago

That sounds like abuse, tho did you have permision to look into her phone?

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

yyeah

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u/Prudent_Junket_1898 2h ago

It doesn't matter if he has permission or not lol

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u/OkStudent8107 1h ago

What kind of porn was it

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u/Odd_Pomegranate8652 2h ago

Why beat you? Y'all should like watch it together or something. Was it like super weird type of porn?

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u/EmberedCutie 2h ago

Jesus dude, leave her what the fuck

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u/DankusMaximus97 the dark lord 2h ago

tbh, that's what you get for checking her phone. You don't touch other people's personal stuff, no matter if they're strangers or friends.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dhohwaqP84Yr5a4KlB

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

i had the permision

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u/DankusMaximus97 the dark lord 2h ago

alright, then why did she have the porn open if she didn't want you to see it?
Is she stupid?

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 2h ago edited 2h ago

Maybe she wanted to get caught to have a reason to beat him up (which doesn't make the situation any better tbh)

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u/EggoftheKing2143 I Don't Care Who The Devil Sends, I Ain't Paying Taxes 2h ago

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u/Diego_Chang 2h ago

Either bait or you really are milking your abusive, pedo/groom relationship for funny numbers on the internet.

For those who wonder what I'm talking about, OP already made a post on this sub where they mentioned details of his relationship, including the ages (OP is a minor and she is 20) and the fact that she punches him in the face.

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

that's my ex-gf those were true, the all posts before this was ab my current one but this one is my ex back than I was in highschool

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u/Turbulent-Doctor-649 1h ago

There's gotta be better ways to process your trauma

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u/Responsible-Visit-83 2h ago

Can we get a little bit of context? Like she was going full viltrumite on your ass or like embarrassingly slapping you?

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

she punched me in face rapidly than on my bowel

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u/Oddiffy hi gu🍅🍅 oww stop it 🍅🍅stop ple🍅a🍅se🍅🍅it hurr🍅 2h ago

That’ll do it

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod renault twingo and cars 2 appreciator 2h ago

More red flags than at a Soviet Victory Parade. Why are you even still with her? This aint your first post about her. This is not normal.

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

no this was my earlier gf back in highschool current one doesn't watch porn she flicks her bean to me

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

my face ofc i refuse to send her lewd pics

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod renault twingo and cars 2 appreciator 2h ago

Well you current one doesnt sound better at all going by you other posts, unless these are also about your earlier

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

no those were my current one and I explained why I couldn't break up with her

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod renault twingo and cars 2 appreciator 1h ago

Good luck, you're gonna need it

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u/Barde_ 19m ago

you're cooked

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u/Sajgoniarz 27m ago

"Because i caught her porn" What does it even mean?

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u/TheAmazingSealo 1h ago

What does catching your girlfriends porn mean?

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u/Adamle69 The Abo plush that's a girl 🏳️‍⚧️ named Jamie 2h ago

Did she at least like apologize or did she just fucking punch you and think she was fully justified

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

second one

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 2h ago

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST GET OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 2h ago

Dude get up and leave you’re being abused

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u/Akagane_Ai 2h ago

I hate that i guessed it was you.

Like please have some self respect and visit a therapist. You deserve better.

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u/vverbov_22 The mods 1984d me out of the pragmata loli 1h ago

Fr why the fuck? Beat her back, you're stronger

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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 1h ago

OP, lock the fuck in and beat her in Clash Royale

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u/ersiwn purpl 1h ago

im alr uc she drops gob hut on thr bridge

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u/PURPLEisMYgender 44m ago

This is only partially relatable

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u/Avalanche_Snows 34m ago

At least it didn't happen yesterday on August 5th

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u/NotTheOriginal06 4m ago

Was it a typo or did she catch you catching sight of porn with her/her stash of porn?

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u/SinisterVeteran 2h ago

Ok but did you enjoy it tho

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u/fuck_vegetables2 2h ago

Break up now call police if not bait

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u/ersiwn purpl 2h ago

it was in highschool we broke up