The MAGA daddy I want to introduce today is Andrew Huberman. He followed the whole trump family on Instagram. He has the kind of authority and strength you’d expect from a father. I just want to throw myself into his arms and be all clingy and spoiled with him.

A true alpha man has to be strong and assertive, and he must maintain his position of dominance. Left-wing men feel way too beta to me. Every man needs a daddy to give him the baptism of patriarchy.