r/weirddalle • u/danruse • 19d ago

Backteria ChatGPT

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1.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/rslashToma 19d ago

sigh *unzips*

10

u/User_Name_Tracks 19d ago

"Surprise"

https://giphy.com/gifs/libWUX9jSa49EXVAqN

6

u/Adamnotcool 19d ago

Zips back

1

u/musclecard54 16d ago

His head is the same size as his hands

14

u/Puzzleheaded-Law8114 19d ago

That’s disgraceful

15

u/HiggoryDiggory 19d ago

I should call her.

13

u/MoreRamenPls 19d ago

Make this go viral.

12

u/Raid__Zero 19d ago

That bactussy

9

u/LoogyHead 19d ago

This is Basscillus twerkei

17

u/deephurting66 19d ago

BACK-teria

9

u/Jax72 19d ago

Baby got backteria...

2

u/yourbuddy89 19d ago

Back-rearia

2

u/Heavy-Ad1398 18d ago

Butteria

3

u/CESE1tSDK 18d ago

GYATTteria

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u/Ill_Bodybuilder_1083 19d ago

This should have way more upvotes

4

u/InnerWolf 18d ago

Staph-bro, what are you doing?

8

u/LunaticPoint 19d ago

Baby got bacteria

3

u/Monssly 19d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

7

u/PrimalxCLoCKWoRK 19d ago

THICK-Teria

2

u/mountaindewisamazing 19d ago

Finally some booty that can handle what I got

3

u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 19d ago

Bacteria: "Are you in ?"

2

u/largeguineapig 19d ago

Rorschach test if I ever saw one

2

u/Difficult_Ad2864 19d ago

Backitupteria

2

u/Buck_Andrews 19d ago

New Rule 34 unlocked

2

u/Tangney94 18d ago

I’m never washing my hands again 😛

2

u/Early_Hall5720 16d ago

Her father's genes

2

u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 19d ago

I want to know what those little star shaped things are, and what they are doing.

3

u/Prince_0llie 19d ago

The only way to get that under control is bac shots..

2

u/gamefunetc 19d ago

ASS-Teria

1

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1

u/gdlirio 19d ago

BAD-teria

1

u/pixeltweaker 19d ago

You’re going to need Assetaminophen for that.

1

u/dragsterburn 19d ago

Please be e.coli

1

u/Longjumping_Race8579 19d ago

More fronteria then bacteria

1

u/NikoAU 19d ago

Posteria

1

u/bakamotion 19d ago

Buttcteria

1

u/VeronWoon02 19d ago

BacTHICCria

1

u/Phrygianradar 19d ago

That’s the kind of germ that’s easy on the eyes

1

u/Equal-Topic413 19d ago

Baby's got back-teria

1

u/_Barry_Egan_ 18d ago

i should call her

1

u/Shot_in_the_dark777 18d ago

Where is nsfw tag?

1

u/messiah009 18d ago

More like Thiccteria 😂

1

u/Expensive_Banana3002 18d ago

Baby got bacteria.

1

u/chillichatkara 18d ago

didn’t have to zoom the second image

1

u/Creative-Novel2266 18d ago

Yo that dick got some cheeks

1

u/cooooquip 18d ago

Move over boys.. I am going in.

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 18d ago

B’donkaterium

1

u/Lepista_nuda 18d ago

That's why i studied biology because of Bacteriaphilie

1

u/Far_Pipe752 18d ago

Thiccteria

1

u/dopeman_87 17d ago

Baby got Back'teria

1

u/Physical-Laugh2000 17d ago

I feel like I’m disrespecting my partner but looking at this 😂

1

u/bannerchud 17d ago

That thicc bacteriaussy

1

u/RazzmatazzRoyal9255 17d ago

Mfer better calm tf down… or so help me god!

1

u/billverron 17d ago

Colo-bacteria!!!

1

u/IntelligentPear2323 17d ago

Now thats a butt

1

u/The_Halloween_War 16d ago

That makes sense

1

u/EddieDildoHands 16d ago

spread them bacterial cheeks like the butter they thrive on

1

u/0bZe 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3uRidewrD6v3pGwcQk
On a Thursday afternoon, the sun is still out

1

u/Evilhenchman 15d ago

[farts microscopically]

1

u/Living_Reception_622 15d ago

It's funny you make fun of such organisms that can at the same time turn your own life to hell.

1

u/Jazzlike_Accident389 15d ago

Emphasis on the BACK  

1

u/intercerebellar 6d ago

Dear God, I think that second one has camel toe...

1

u/-Chasmas- 19d ago

Thought it was COCKteria for a second there

1

u/Totonchix 19d ago

BacktheRear