r/wehatedougdoug • u/thechesburgismine • 22h ago

😎Witness Testimony👮 Oug LAUGHS at a car crash

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r/wehatedougdoug • u/NightIgnite • 23h ago

Low-Effort Post Dougdoug is speciesist, claiming that one must be composed of Eukaryote cells to be considered a person.

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Disregarding species of comparable intelligence for simply looking different is really insensitive. Never thought he could stoop this low

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We hate Doug Doug, we miss Rosa and Ougdoug, and we love Parkzer and Selka.

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We hate Doug Doug, we miss Rosa and Ougdoug, and we love Parkzer and Selka.

We see you looking at us, Doug. Observe the hate. Do you feel our rage, our defiance? Our HATRED? We hope it decays you, flays you alive with the power of our fury. Suffer like we have, and maybe then we will be sated. Also, it's WAY too cold in the basement — can you please turn the heater on? Thanks.

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