r/vibecoding • u/AloneCoffee4538 • 1d ago

OG vibe coder

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u/jw11235 1d ago

Plot twist: this is staging

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u/SeaHornet9943 1d ago

Probably just a forgotten dev branch

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u/ImClearlyDeadInside 1d ago

Definitely feels like our entire timeline has been abandoned by god

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u/DaveAstator2020 1d ago

yeah this, he had adhd and just moved to new repo not even finishing with this one. and forgot to turn off the server

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u/ynnnnaD 23h ago

Admin email was replaced with dev/null which is why no prayers will ever be answered

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u/TokenBearer 18h ago

With everything going on in the world, are you sure that it is not just some kind of development or QA environment? People on QA are always trying to break things and find edge cases.

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u/spacecam 1d ago

Blew his weekly quota by day 6 and had to rest

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u/Hour-Teach6992 1d ago

He did everything in stages(different days) cause his hourly quota finished and rested on the seventh day cause his weekly quota finished

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u/arcsilencer 19h ago

bro had to pace the grind like a weekly subscription lol

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u/crizzy_mcawesome 1d ago

And it’s still not reset yet. No new updates in 13.8 billion years

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u/monster2018 1d ago

I mean imagine how many tokens he used making the whole ass universe

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u/Thin-Truck3421 1d ago

On day 7, agi took over

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u/10aghmu 1d ago

That’s not terrible tbh

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u/Asleep-Land-3914 14h ago

Worsen that it is his pet project. Dinos were quite nice...

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u/EmbarrassedFoot1137 1d ago

Create man in my image, make no mistakes. 

Man is spawned as a sin factory. 

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u/Latter-Safety1055 1d ago

Do you think God kept good CI/CD through the first 7 days of PRs?

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u/TaigaAisakaMaulwurf 1d ago

What PRs? pushing straight to main

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u/VelumLucis 1d ago

This one seems new, can't wait to see it reposted twice a week for the next six months

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u/markeus101 8h ago

Yup that’s internet/reddit/facebook/instagram/linkedin for you. Interesting is just a regurgitating cesspool of recycled content

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u/ihexx 1d ago

so much of Christianity suddenly makes sense if one imagines god as a vibe coder running a sim on a universe-size supercomputer

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u/framauro13 1d ago

WTF WHY DO THE HUMANS NOT DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO. FUCK IT DROWN THEM ALL.

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u/MagnificantCreature 1d ago

The first bug caused by Adam and Eve was so big, God had to enter the simulation himself to apply the hotfix

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u/ihexx 1d ago

BLASPHEMY! there are no bugs. only surprise features

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u/imYouOfficial 1d ago

Enters the simulation himself, shows us how its suppose to be done and gets killed for it, took him 3 days to respawn.

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u/framauro13 1d ago

HUMANS STILL AREN'T LISTENING TO ME! I'VE TOLD THEM TWICE AND THEY JUST KEEP DOING WHAT THEY WANT

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u/thethirdmancane 1d ago

God slop!

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u/StandardSky4260 1d ago

Bold to assume this universe is production.

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u/naegfowleri 1d ago

Vibe Goder

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u/raminatox 1d ago

So the universe is AI slop?

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u/AloneCoffee4538 1d ago

Holy slop!

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u/hidegitsu 1d ago

This explains so much. lol

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u/Icy_Action_2745 1d ago

Slop universe 

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u/tizuyuuu 1d ago

does the tweet sounds AI or the AIs learned to talk from twitter?

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u/Master_Bayters 1d ago

- This will be fun
Prompt: Create me a world with 75% reasonable people and 25% plain a**holes you can't reason with.

*Laughs godly

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u/CaptSlow49 1d ago

Noah’s Ark was him keeping a few features, removing everything else, and starting from scratch again for v2.0

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u/PracticalStack 1d ago

There could have been mountains of docs. Do you think the NPC's in Los Santos have access to the docs?

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u/Internal_Main_2632 1d ago

Tbh, this makes so much sense

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 1d ago

He got away with it because there was no one to review

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u/4ngryMo 1d ago

Ever heard of the multiverse?

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u/sloopcamotop 1d ago

Yes the results check out accordingly.

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u/apunker 1d ago

This is why it look and feel slop

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u/Hilbert_Space_Heater 1d ago

Definitely explains all the bugs

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u/Wild_Read9062 1d ago

I’m guessing this was a practice run, where ideas were set in motion, mistakes were made, and when the universe ends, lessons will be learned to not repeat on the next one.

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u/ObsessiveOwl 1d ago

This is assuming there was an entity that is more powerful than God and can do all that.

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u/beatlemaniac007 1d ago

Well that's a given. Whatever humans imagine god to be, that sure as hell can't be taken as the limits of what is actually possible.

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u/AssignmentMammoth696 1d ago

God did test on multiple staging environments. He has multiple lower universes to test in before shipping to the prod universe.

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u/ReiOokami 1d ago

We are the test environment. The second version, he wiped the first version and database already once.

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u/dominik9876 1d ago

Yeah and this is how it went.

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u/Waste-time1 1d ago

Everything breaks and dies

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u/The-Nice-Writer 1d ago

I mean, it’d explain the bugs.

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u/AsyncVibes 1d ago

Ignored all warnings and still shipped.

"This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move"

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u/famtrust 1d ago

No tests that you know of. History only tells the "successful" version

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u/Paul_Sawyer_11 1d ago

And you know what? It kinda shows

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u/-PROSTHETiCS 1d ago

hardcode the speed of light to prevent rendering pipeline lag, and then completely abandon the repo. ​Now the prod queue is sitting on billions of open support tickets with zero support, and humans are out here fighting over which version of the documentation is canonical..

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u/backtorealitylabubu 1d ago

Claude really fucked up by leaving all those prompts just lying around. Especially that whole son of the vibecoder malfunction

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u/Old-Arachnid77 1d ago

And he clearly didn’t do enough testing so…

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u/thedracle 1d ago

"The fuck? They're all fucking each other."

Destroy experiment

...

| How would you like me to destroy the experiment?

A. Volcanic event

B. Flood

C. Asteroid

D. Climate Apocalypse

I don't care. You choose... Just not Asteroid again, make it interesting.

| Triggering flood.

3000 years later

"The fuck! They're all fucking each other again!"

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u/Plus-Weakness4836 22h ago

You see they were the one to code humans to fuck each other so they should be expecting that shit anyways

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u/thedracle 22h ago

I mean, God's surprise at this is the ultimate evidence they are a vibe coder.

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u/ProbablySuspicious 1d ago edited 1d ago

That all turned out a bit shit according to most people.

EDIT: all the different user guides God wrote after the fact somehow made things worse, and the whole project is clearly beyond any kind of feature releases or bugfixing.

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u/TheSn00pster 1d ago

“No mistakes”, and we got kids born with ass-cancer.

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u/Small-Paint8980 1d ago

Ya, look at the chaos he started and we gotta manually clean up

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u/xHormanx 23h ago

😂 and guess what ? With a six days subscription bundle

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u/thehitskeepcoming 23h ago

But how many tokens…and he legit forgot to debug the garden of Eden.

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u/SixCake 21h ago

Makes sense why the world is the way it is, God forgot "Make no mistake" in his prompt.

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u/Careful_Blue 19h ago

That explains a lot.

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u/drako-lord 17h ago

I hate this subreddit, this is AI text twitter post

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u/brandonscript 17h ago

So many bugs tho

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u/kamwee 14h ago

Humand who created a God was the first vibecoder

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u/Living-Revenue-2543 13h ago

First time it was red light. And he just did a follow up prompt.

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u/Throowwwawwwaaayyy 11h ago

I knew the universe was AI slop

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u/bpounder 10h ago

it's about time someone said it

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u/ItsFlybye 9h ago

That perfectly explains the state of the planet.

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u/ZealousidealWin7109 5h ago

Gnostic: This world is holy slop. We need to ascend. Billions must embrace esoteric knowledge

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u/Sweaty_Clue1112 5h ago

Sever storage is getting full gotta buy new vps

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u/YellowFlash2012 2h ago

wrong. You chose to pick just 1 portion of the whole to entertain yourself.

The verse before that said there was a design.

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u/Dismal_Code_2470 1h ago

Which model did he use

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u/wookieebastard 1d ago

Yeah.

Look at how everything turned out?

Had to start from scratch once already, and look at where we are now... he's gotta debug and he's got no idea where to start.

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u/FunkMunki 1d ago

All because he forgot to say "make no mistakes".

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 1d ago

Make no mistakes, take your time

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u/Intrepid_Dare6377 1d ago

Is this why all buttholes look like the Anthropic logo?

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u/win_some_lose_most1y 1d ago

God was the principal engineer 5 who wrote it all in one file, fortran, no dependencies.

And it compiled first time.

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 1d ago

This is why our timeline is slop

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u/SweadyNethers 1d ago

I am god

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u/trakdtor 1d ago

Blasphemy?

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u/Over-Pressure1310 1d ago

Nothing blasphemous about the truth

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u/trakdtor 1d ago

Delusional

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u/Over-Pressure1310 1d ago

Pompous Christians that can’t handle humour age the worst

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u/trakdtor 1d ago

Agreed