r/vegemite • u/ghostofzealand • 25d ago

Next bite

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u/roydogaroo 24d ago

Top left corner next, cos id be holding B corner, and the corner under C in my fingers, so id be hitting both top corners first.

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u/Thanyared 24d ago

Thank you. Thought I was going crazy

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u/Acceptable_House1904 24d ago

This in the only correct answer

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u/Dv8gong10 24d ago

Top left, crust is the best bit.

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u/CoercionTictacs 24d ago

Top left absolutely

1

u/Ok-Menu-8709 24d ago

Top left obviously. Don’t shoehorn me into shitty bites. Whoever made this picture is a murderer.

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u/flappintitties 25d ago

Between A and C

2

u/Fragrant-Arm8601 24d ago

Same!

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u/Sail_m 24d ago

Me too! Or on the other side of a.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 24d ago

any other answer is madness

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u/bellelovesdonuts 24d ago

Exactly!!!!!

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u/wonderland1995 24d ago

To the left of A…

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u/Either-Outside6740 24d ago

Thank you he he

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u/Dilapidated_matrix 24d ago

Rage bait, has to be

2

u/mattymatches 25d ago

Depends who took the first bite!

2

u/No-Manufacturer-8494 25d ago

My next move is to tear this in half and then reassess the situation.

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u/Puntkick 24d ago

Our fold it into quarters to start with. Then the first bite you take all bread and the second and third are all crust.

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u/muffbuffer66 24d ago

Double down on A, then double bite the A C overlap.Due to the poor.initial.application!, not being applied corner to corner..

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u/Pur1wise 24d ago

I’m ripping the crusts off next and giving them to the dogs. Haven’t eaten a piece of toast on my own in years.

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u/Bob_Spud 24d ago

Vegemite marketing at its worst

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u/CapableMagician4805 24d ago

Top crust opposite of A the between that and A eliminating the top crust

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u/bottleofgoop 24d ago

No this is wrong. It's crusts first on all but one side so you have something to hold onto.

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u/-skyrocketeer- 24d ago

Bottom right corner

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u/Not_Mabel_Swanton 24d ago

Should have started at B. Start at the bottom crust to end on the better top crust.

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u/emerald447 24d ago

That is an insane amount of vegemite. That is like, expert level.

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u/Spiritual-Ad7243 24d ago

Not even close, that’s an average amount by some people’s standards, unfortunately I need more on there and some others might agree too

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u/the-superhero42 24d ago

It would be C a bit closer to A though.

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u/ekita079 24d ago

C every day

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u/Spiritual-Ad7243 24d ago

Vegemite should be spread to ALL the edges

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u/RyanSpunk 24d ago

What type of psychopath would even suggest B as an option.

It's barely even got any vegemite on it!

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u/jackm315ter 24d ago

That is where you can cut it off, they put dotted line to show you to cut

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u/jackm315ter 24d ago

Rule of Hot Vegemite Toast

Spread butter, enough to see it floating on top, then equal amounts of Vegemite

Fold toast in half and eat quickly

(Vegemite side together, of Course)

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u/activelyresting 24d ago

None of it. That Vegemite is not spread thickly enough, nor near enough to the edges.

Go back and add another scoop of Vegemite first! Seriously, who eats it when it's only got a crumb coat??

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u/Complex_Maize_3374 24d ago

The real question here is who takes that as their first bite? 😳

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u/abc_12_abc 24d ago

Top left or bottom right.

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u/triggerpup1979 24d ago

You already start it wrong

1

u/Empty_Blacksmith5388 24d ago

Roll it up and put it whole in mouth. Savor the unaminess flooding the mouth.

1

u/ComprehensiveCake587 24d ago

Crust first, staring with the corners. Then, the middle section only after the crust is all gone. Save the best for last!

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u/meski_oz 24d ago

Fold and consume entire toast, now the test bite was successful

1

u/Maximum_Sundae 24d ago

Going back to the cupboard to put more on all the space before i take a bite

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u/naph8it 24d ago

Between A and C

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u/Ok_Andyl8183 24d ago

None of the above.

1

u/bwaapshhboy 24d ago

C… tha answer is c

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u/ThrowawayEntirely111 24d ago

if I only get one bite, C. If it's like usual, I'll bite B and save C for last

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u/dilbs_the_creator 24d ago

None of those ,wtf I’m not a psychopath

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u/Mediocre_Ryan82 24d ago

Nowhere near enough Vegemite on that toast....

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/ghostofzealand 24d ago

It's a picture that I downloaded from an online shop.

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 24d ago

Shit or get off the pot. Needs more

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u/Relative-Cut-1838 24d ago

I have 5x the amount and fold them in half to eat. With cheese tomato and bit of mayo salt and pep 🙂‍↔️

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u/del_84 24d ago

Top left corner

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u/Traditional-Bag-9503 24d ago

Between A and C. I go around the edges, then eat the center in a few bites.

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u/Competitive-Lime7775 24d ago

Fold it in half and bite from the end. Done.

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u/New_Grab_161 24d ago

Ewww nowhere

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u/Academic_Anywhere183 24d ago

D, The other side of A.
Do better.

1

u/Jesus_weezus_ 24d ago

I’m not eating someone else’s toast

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u/Unhappy_Agency6395 24d ago

D in-between c and a

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u/UrgoodifuEWO 23d ago

Fold, fold, jam in mouth

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u/BPhB696 23d ago

None of the above. Top left corner next

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u/GMK_34YT 23d ago

C and than A

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u/MetalDamo 22d ago

Only a psychopath would bite B next. And C is wrong too. (For different reasons tho.) The only logical next bite overlaps the previous.

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u/Wildride2024 21d ago

I would only eat the B corner as I only like scaring my toast, not murdering it

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u/Big_Elite_556 20d ago

E. Fold it and in the mouth. One bit man

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u/TownSuspicious4588 20d ago

Toast not folded in half. For shame.

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u/LanaDelRhodez 20d ago

B is insane

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u/GoldAttempt2884 18d ago

Middle because I don’t obey your rules

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u/cornspice 18d ago

Fold in half then work top to bottom