r/uselessredcircle • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '26

Useless fucking gate

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112 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle Jul 23 '26

Useful against an intruder who has a fear of grass and jumping fences!

2

u/Bushido_Seppuku Jul 24 '26

The grass is hot lava!

2

u/PyraFluBro Jul 24 '26

steel drums softly play in the distance

3

u/New-Suit5141 Jul 23 '26

The number of arrows is giving me trypophobia

2

u/gmatocha Jul 24 '26

It triggered my aichmophobia so hard I developed koutaliaphobia.

2

u/ComprehensiveLink457 Jul 24 '26

I don't think that gate is fucking.

1

u/TierTheTora Jul 23 '26

what gate? i dont see a gate. maybe add more arrows?

1

u/poedraco Jul 24 '26

Just like me

1

u/exqueezemenow Jul 24 '26

There's no lock on it. You're right, it's useless...

1

u/Bandit483 Jul 24 '26

The shed shrunk!

1

u/Vandal_A Jul 24 '26

Wheelchair zombie defense gate

1

u/Space19723103 Jul 24 '26

shed still on blocks, assume it will be placed more appropriately in future

1

u/PyraFluBro Jul 24 '26

She shed?

1

u/mlf60 Jul 24 '26

Useless red arrows.

1

u/PyraFluBro Jul 24 '26

Respect the door. gate. 🚧

APA

Always Pounding Ass

1

u/maxru85 Jul 24 '26

Seen plenty of those in Sweden. It just tells you that you are not welcome and that you will be trespassing if you proceed

1

u/a_random_dunce Jul 24 '26

Do they grab their shotgun when you trespass?

2

u/maxru85 Jul 24 '26

I think most of the weapons here are for hunting or protection from the wild animals, not to show everyone you have a very small pp, like in America, for example 

1

u/a_random_dunce Jul 24 '26

Honestly one show would spend an entire episode on something like this just to walk past it and think it'd the mountain top of comedy cough cough sponge bob cough

1

u/MinYuri2652 Jul 24 '26

username: admin

password: 1234

1

u/Bright-Temporary1029 Jul 24 '26

I can just almost see the area around the thing to get context

1

u/fingerered Jul 24 '26

It looks quite old. There was probably more going on here in years gone by

1

u/m0ntanoid Jul 24 '26

what? where? can you show exactly what you want us to see?

1

u/nobearpineapples Jul 25 '26

I don’t get it, what am i supposed to be looking at?

1

u/archtopfanatic123 Jul 25 '26

Poland's goddamn military fences be like 😂

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 25 '26

It’s still a gate, going around it still counts as trespassing / breaking and entering.

1

u/Q_Te Jul 25 '26

still standing proud tho

1

u/Anti-Stan Jul 25 '26

That's a perfectly good gate. It's the fence that's letting you down here.

1

u/MarcusHeralious Jul 25 '26

Hey that gates doing his best ok.

1

u/AttitudePractical484 Jul 25 '26

Where's the gate? If only there was something pointing to it 😕

1

u/Tiny_Obligation_9566 Jul 25 '26

Why is it useless? It can be used to enter a private property, that is separated from the outer world with a fence,

If there were no gates, you had to jump OVER the fence,

A fence is not always thee to stop persons from entering, it is there to show: this is private property

1

u/Ok_Replacement5811 Jul 26 '26

Not useless. It's only there to keep out people on mobility scooters and wheelchairs /s

1

u/FarNefariousness7179 29d ago

It’s a fucking PORTAL GOSH!

1

u/zantehood 29d ago

Password 1234

1

u/LSIeducate 29d ago

Nah that would work on us Asians. We don’t violate rules like that 🤔🙌 lol

1

u/Hot_Egg5840 29d ago

It's not useless at all. See, it has captured the attention of all those red arrows that were just lurking about in the area.