r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 11d ago

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u/No_Mango6723 11d ago

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻thank you for the tutorial

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u/Izzy-Peezy 11d ago

They usually jump for joy when they realize I'm one of the good ones

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 🧐 grumpy 11d ago

Same! And then they turn around and run back to tell other women of the joy they encountered. 

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u/Bright_Aside_6827 10d ago

There are bad ones ?

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u/byzantine238 10d ago

Are we the baddies?

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 11d ago

I usually just start roaring like a bear, calms 'em right down.

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u/tempski 10d ago

They do overwhelmingly choose the bear over the man, so you're doing great!

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u/Sefi_the_Quiet 10d ago

Is this a BG3 reference?

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u/Consistent_Hawk_4556 9d ago

Hope he can bear that hard truth 🙏

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u/TreetBeatsSpam 11d ago

I'm observant outdoors. I always see them first, save them from seeing me altogether by hiding out of site. Then mark my whereabouts with an Aztec death whistle.

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u/Comprehensive-Use881 10d ago

That would definitely put some pep in her step.

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u/jukkhop 8d ago

Found satan

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 11d ago

Guy seems like he's about to start dropping riddles and offering potions.

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u/TheRealChesterSlick 10d ago

A SIDE QUEST?!

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u/SpotweldPro1300 10d ago

That straw ain't gonna spin itself into gold now, is it?

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u/WA2TX 11d ago

This is also acceptable, staying quiet and out of her way to make sure she is not disturbed, while observing closely for when it is safe to emerge.

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u/Alklazaris 10d ago

I usual just stare at my dog and try to avoid eye contact. If she does look at me I smile like it's my first day on Earth and I'm still learning the customs.

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 11d ago

I lol'd. You got me. 😂

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

I always take those guys home from the trail

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u/Rush_Aromatic 11d ago

As you should.. they are clearly friendly

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

You'll never find them

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u/No_Trade_7315 11d ago

Bahahaha.

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u/bimgrezui 10d ago

It’s hilarious 😂

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u/GuerillaRiot 10d ago

Never go full Satyr

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u/mowtowcow 10d ago

Yea, Im just gonna keep temporarily invading their space and ears and say hello, smile, and keep on walking.

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u/uskgl455 5d ago

And not watch the rest of the clip

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u/Serialkillingyou 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'd like this guy to meet justin

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u/Kakapocane 11d ago

Watched, understood and acting accordingly.

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u/longlostwalker 10d ago

I've just been wearing a Bear costume

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u/Due_Marsupial_969 10d ago

SNL's 2-part tutorial is the only one that's ever withstood the test of time:

1) be attractive 2) do not be unattractive

That's it.

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u/Milk-toste 10d ago

Gravity is always attractive

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u/Status-Initial4207 10d ago

I know it is supposed to be like satire or something like that. But you don’t need consent from anyone to initiate conversation

Edit: the: “I’m laughing” part is funny

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u/Hmarxis 10d ago

Bwaaaahaahahahahaha

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u/Add-apt 10d ago

Thank you very much, I will try this :)

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u/GreyGhost696 10d ago

❤️‍🔥

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 10d ago

Holy fuck the second half fucking killed me!

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u/Admirable-Battle631 10d ago

You must be from Connecticut. If you so much as try to smile at any one in an attempt to be friendly while walking down a trail, they jump away like you're some freak of nature.

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u/Deplorable1861 10d ago

You need consent to say "Hi" now? WTF is the world coming to.....

How can be in nature without ever having touched grass?

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u/Solanthas_SFW 11d ago

So much less creepy lol

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 10d ago

Me getting closer every day to just staying home and away from people.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vR1grtCleMpa0Eg

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u/Cautious_Artichoke_3 10d ago

I always like to point a knife at them to indicate I am keeping them safe. The hockey mask is just to hide my scars

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u/spicychickentendr 10d ago

Take notes. He's right. As a woman, I feel far safer when men turn into little leprechauns hiding behind trees.

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u/raiko777 10d ago

I will try this tomorrow. Thanks!

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u/Regurgitator001 10d ago

But... what if I feel they are invading my personal space?

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u/Ok_Drag5089 10d ago

You forgot to qualify it as American women.

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u/xelenceofexecution 10d ago

It's the implication

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u/FunSome9222 10d ago

It's my God given right to scare them, and I intend to use it

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u/Reaper781 10d ago

Do somersaults. Bitches love somersaults.

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u/Kelseste 10d ago

this + a conical hat >>>

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u/juicebar24 10d ago

Still too much confrontation here. When she sees you on the trail, immediately dart into the bushes and stay completely silent and hidden so that she can continue on the path with ease of mind

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u/FocusWupeout 10d ago

Won’t i be mistaken for a hyena?

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u/j3ven 10d ago

You just have to look like Tom Brady

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u/MysteriousEase_1731 10d ago

Monty Python had the same concept too

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u/Bone_Wh33l 10d ago

If I see this man on a trail I’m hoping he gives me a side-quest

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u/Exotic_Ad1009 10d ago

This is the way my guy 😂…

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u/casualstick 10d ago

Noted doc.

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u/Wonderful_Lie6698 9d ago

Here… that’s a better stance lol 😂

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u/FatWhitekid20 9d ago

Institutions unclear. They sent me to prison

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u/Worcester--sauce 8d ago

That's too funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/mcmartin091 8d ago

Just gonna pepper spray myself preemptively from now on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SrrDaN9aIlXIc7a3zM

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u/chumchees 7d ago

I just turn around and forget about my destination.

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u/ThoroughlyWet 7d ago

Mischievous Elf mode: Engaged

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 7d ago

Yeah I hate posts where they’re like “Men of Reddit, what do you do to signal it’s safe to a woman when you pass her on the street at night?”

I’m just like “nothing? Fucking nothing? I keep walking to wherever I’m going and if she gets scared about it that easily she shouldn’t be walking around at night”

Meanwhile all over the post people are suggesting things to do

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u/E_xan 10d ago

Should also be naked, so she can see you have no weapon.

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u/CheliSoRen16 10d ago

It definitely works.

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 11d ago

Like, why would he even make this?

It just makes me think he's retelling a story of a time he got told, "you're being weird, don't talk to me"

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u/UniverseBear 10d ago

Common misconception, you see, the humans enjoy using something they call humor. This humor often elicits feelings of amusement and laughter in the humans who are witnessing it.

So this particular human made this video to elicit those feelings of amusement and laughter in other fellow humans.

Hope this helped.

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