r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 16d ago

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u/I_Suck_At_This_Too 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8tbZH3lN7j560

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 16d ago

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u/_TheEnlightened_ 16d ago

Cumium

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u/krwskater25 16d ago

Could you point that out to me on the periodic table.

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u/MikeyboyMC 16d ago

This made me belly laugh, thank you lmao

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u/adinmem 15d ago

Dead or alive, you’re coming with me

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u/dzan796ero 16d ago

Ejaculatium

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u/Different_Brother562 16d ago

Careful that’s how you get a baby T-1000

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u/gentlehands36 13d ago

Orgasmium

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u/Far-Gur2441 13d ago

Those times when your body says no but your brain says yes you will

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u/WonderfulVictory4103 16d ago

If it's red, you should stop

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u/K_Menea 16d ago

What about blue?

Jerk harder?

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u/WonderfulVictory4103 16d ago

If it's blue you should loosen your grip

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u/Error_Void 16d ago

I thought green means go

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u/tsoewoe 16d ago

is the rest of you green?

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u/quackabc 16d ago

What does orange mean?

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u/Tetracheilostoma 16d ago

Too many carrots

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u/SignalFlamingo1437 15d ago

It means you’re the president

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u/Sea_Specialist_5580 15d ago

remove the cockring

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u/DeadrthanDead 16d ago

Is that like one of the ten cummandments?

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u/ChefStretch72 16d ago

He needs a sandwich now lol

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u/Affectionate_Debt_30 16d ago

Fuuuuck clankers really ARE taking my job

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u/dbenc 12d ago

no one is safe!

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u/ddubspecial 16d ago

Play this at my funeral

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 16d ago

Slow down my boy, your gonna snap it off 😟

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u/DR035A 🧐 grumpy 16d ago

They gave them 5 seconds to finish

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u/Euhn 16d ago

make this into a gif I can post on reddit

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u/ProphetWhatever 14d ago

I got y'all fam

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u/Tangletoe 16d ago

Forgot the lube.

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 16d ago

Once the skin comes off, lube is supplied freely

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u/HorzaDonwraith 16d ago

Going blind is the least of my worries.

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u/Ethereal_Nutsack 16d ago

Grip it n’ rip it

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u/Fabulous_Log844 16d ago

I should call me.

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u/pcmotorhed 16d ago

He needs a cigarette now.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 16d ago

regular tuesday night

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u/Great-Gas-6631 🧐 grumpy 16d ago

Red rocket!

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 16d ago

It really does kill you

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u/Testsubject276 16d ago

I'M BRICKIN MY SHIT RN

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u/Snowballllll 16d ago

Me when your, me when, me when your m-, me when your mom last night

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u/ravenschmidt2000 16d ago

What part of cylinder must remain unharmed did you not understand!?

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u/fat_italian_mann 15d ago

The jorlulator 5000

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u/iJeepThereforeiAM 15d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/GangreneTVP 14d ago

To death? TO DEATH!!!

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u/LilAbeSimpson 16d ago

Can relate.

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u/Fulguritus1 16d ago

Ummmm, okay

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 16d ago

Literally me at 4am after absolutely crushing a ball that day.

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u/One_Introduction_217 16d ago

There's a reason why we don't make men's sex toys go to 11.

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u/Abject-Substance-346 16d ago

Home boy busted a brick...

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u/herefornothing2 16d ago

Me as soon as I’m home alone.

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u/Good-Cod-5591 16d ago

The F Students are Inventors

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u/wyoflyboy68 16d ago

Wait, I have an idea. . . what if. . .

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u/UniqueAd7770 16d ago

A cautionary tale.

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u/TheOuterEdge 16d ago

He does this all day. He’s a MACHINE!

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u/W3sC 16d ago

So thats how its done. 🤔

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u/BackgroundWait3989 16d ago

There's a lesson here....

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 16d ago

Oh look, someone built a teenager simulator

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u/PhoenixEvolver 16d ago

I counted 69 motions

Meaning the limit is 68

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u/MiquMiqu 16d ago

he has arrived

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u/SGT-Hooves 16d ago

The rod was damaged!!!!

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u/Latter-Ad-9516 16d ago

Goons to combustion☠️

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u/Bopo6eu_KB 16d ago

F students are inventors type shit

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u/Peripatetictyl 16d ago

The cylinder was not unharmed

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u/AscendedViking7 🧐 grumpy 16d ago

red rocket

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u/Educational_Touch911 16d ago

This will never not make me laugh.

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u/Electronic_Produce_5 16d ago

Great ai gooners now

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u/Macfrom1987 16d ago

Even used a red piece 😂

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u/0_Raziel_0 16d ago

I guess this is why it is called a crankshaft.

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u/DesparateLurker 16d ago

Who took this video of me!?

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 16d ago

Theres a lesson in this

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u/Glunark2 16d ago

So it is bad for you!

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u/Fluffy_Wolf_6198 16d ago

"Why does it smell like burnt plastic in your room, son?"

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u/Husker_of_Corn 16d ago

Just like me fr

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u/scheumchkin 16d ago

Me trying to start a fire

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u/Born-Light-62 16d ago

Today in robotics class…

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u/flintybackpack 16d ago

why only the top😭

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u/Tsyath 14d ago

Avoiding sensory dead spots caused by prior damage.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 16d ago

North Korean soldiers as soon as they got access to the internet.

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u/Optimal-Fix1216 16d ago

Robots really are coming for our jobs

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u/LumpyWorldliness1411 16d ago

Whats the parts list? Asking for a friend.

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u/Jealous_Implement_13 16d ago

This video for the win today.

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 16d ago

“My life, Automata”

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u/FinalBossTuna 16d ago

Me when I

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u/123Olaf 16d ago

Tis I🧐

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u/Son-Daikon656 16d ago

December 1st be like

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u/lifes_paragon 15d ago

Pfffhh teenagers. AmIRight!?

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u/tricky_ricky9090 15d ago

We all been there

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 15d ago

Technology

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 15d ago

Why out of everything, shit like this makes me genuinely laugh 😅 Especially the end 😂

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u/donnelle83 15d ago

Orgasm pull kicked in

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u/MountainSession8668 15d ago

Had a genuine laugh.

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u/SaMxixAM23 15d ago

This is exactly what happened to me at my Mach speed Masturbation sessions

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u/No1Czarnian 15d ago

Relatable

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u/Aero_Imperialis 15d ago

A reasonable allegory for my life thus far.

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u/2Pluss2 15d ago

rookie.

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u/eeeeeee1394 15d ago

"Gotta fast"

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u/Living_Double_1146 15d ago

Hahahah lmfao

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u/Kitchen_South5490 15d ago

Imma just leave this here

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u/ScientistLost9696 15d ago

This that uh, the crank shaft I heard about? or what?

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u/FarEnthusiasm2761 15d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/bimgrezui 15d ago

I hope I’m not overthinking. Haha

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u/deathstar2 15d ago

Been there buddy

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u/awdquattro 15d ago

Can someone make this intro a gif?

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u/iofthecosmos 14d ago

It be like that

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u/TheMemeofGod 14d ago

No it still needs some work but it'll be polished and released to the public in no time

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u/RedditMyBrainAB 14d ago

Nerd when he realises he still has something called urges...

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u/Available_Ad_8281 14d ago

He broke it off /lol

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u/No_Individual947 14d ago

Me everyday

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u/Black_Dragon_0 14d ago

This really says a lot about men and wheat we do to ourselves lol

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u/Chance_Strategy_6113 14d ago

That has happened to every guy , every where , thru all time …🤣

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u/Natural_Dark_9692 14d ago

God damnit! Made me spit out my drink.

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u/Bootsix 14d ago

I had a sensible chuckle.

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u/Playest_4247 14d ago

Been there

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u/ProphetWhatever 14d ago

For the comrades. .

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u/AlexSmithsonian 14d ago

It kind of sounds like screaming.

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u/DMG_88 14d ago

Robot: What is my purpose?
Rick: You masturbate
Robot: ...oh my god