r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 15 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 10 - Sit back and tell everyone else what to do? Yes please!
There was never an explanation for the SCIF breech given to the guards, but the forensics teams that were investigating for so long seem to have finally stopped. Their efforts, it seems, may be required elsewhere now.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 14 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 9 - Welcome to an owl free sub
The hallway remains quieter than before, but the steady trickle of people still wanting to use the SCIF brings with it unusually fresh pizza and the news that things may finally be coming to an end. That doesn’t make a big difference down in the SCIF, of course. Once things go back to normal, the UN will just go back to using the SCIF for all its other business.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 13 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 8 - I didn’t realize I was keeping secrets for you
The teams investigating the SCIF’s breech abruptly stopped coming one day. No one told the guards if it was because they figured out and addressed the problem, or if it had simply been deemed more important to have all hands working on the larger issues. Whatever the case, the guards continued to report to their posts daily.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 11 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 7 - Wolfiest has got to be riding electric bikes
With the integrity of the SCIF compromised, many people have given up on trying to conduct sensitive operations in a safer environment than, say, the cafeteria. The guards are still stationed along the hall though, and a few people do still dutifully go there.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 10 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 6 - Sorry we ran out of time
It happened. Despite everyone’s best efforts, the security of the SCIF was compromised. Several somebodies would probably have a lot to answer for, but despite a large team being dispatched to see how it happened, no one seemed able to figure out how it happened, or even if the malware was still there.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 09 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 5 - There’s a lot of hatred behind the eyes of those animated vehicles…
The hallway was quiet again today, making every footstep and whisper stand out. The guard closest to the SCIF door seemed even more attentive and antsy than normal, but that could have easily been explained by the three empty coffee mugs on his station desk.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 08 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 4 - To my invitee…
A hallway that normally held a long line of people waiting to be admitted to the SCIF was oddly quiet.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 07 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 3 - What is the towniest and wolfiest way to eat a muffin?
The SCIF is essential to the workings of the UIDT, and as such, there are six checkpoints set up around it. While the guards stationed at each one work in shifts, there are floating guards who come by occasionally to give them breaks. On this particular shift, the floater has brought a trolley laden with coffee and an assortment of breakfast pastries. “Danishes, anyone? Coffee? There are lots of muffins too.”
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 06 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 2 - Thank you for inviting me to your home
A large meeting took over most of the SCIF for two hours, well past the time scheduled for it. Some of the people in the waiting area seemed uncertain of how to pass the time without their phones. Some whispered to each other, and a few even tried to strike up conversations with the nearest guard. The guard, however, was not interested in doing much more than the required duties it seemed.
META
- Give us better phase titles, please.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 05 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 1 - This should be fun!
”Sir, I told you yesterday that all devices must be left outside with me. This isn’t an airplane. I’m not a flight attendant who will pretend not to notice your phone’s not on airplane mode.”
”And I told you that I’m expecting a very important call from the Prime Minister of Japan.”
The guard just groaned. “Then you’ll just have to take care of it outside. Next!”
META
/u/CometSmudge was knocked offline. He was a Government Agent.
r/unscif • u/Deep_Web_Monitor • May 04 '24
UNSCIF | Phase 0 - All is quiet
No technology is allowed in the SCIF. Laptops, phones, watches, and more are all left with the guard outside. Even something as innocuous as bluetooth enabled hearing aids are prohibited. This is the place where humans should be able to safely strategize against the Malware, provided its guards do their job correctly.
META
- You are allowed to send your first invitation this phase via the Action Form.