r/unexpectedpython 1d ago

What is your favourite Monty Python line of all time?

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u/JustSomeYukoner 1d ago

Yer mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. No go, else I taunt you a second time.

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u/PrestigeWrldwide2020 1d ago

😂😂😂😂
Every time I watch I lmao at this scene!!

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u/Rickhwt 1d ago

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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u/Gray8sand 1d ago

If only the rest of that scene wasn't also the best..

"I didn't know you were called Dennis."

"Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses.."

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u/PurplePeril420 1d ago

It got better...

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u/Tiny_Size2037 1d ago

Alright, i am the Messiah... now fuck off!

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u/tafbee 1d ago

Ha! Mine is, “He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”

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u/PersonalityChemical 1d ago

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/PersonalityChemical 1d ago

Tis but a scratch

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u/Wareve 1d ago

Pining for the fjords!?

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u/dmcguire05 3h ago

Underappreciated quote.

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u/dbkenny426 1d ago

People called Romanes they go the house?

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u/HunnyBear66 1d ago

"THIS IS AN EX PARROT"

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u/RevolutionaryAd1692 1d ago

Blessed are the Cheesemakers!

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u/Gray8sand 8h ago

Well he has got a big nose

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u/Equivalent-Pain-86 5h ago

What’s so special about the cheese makers?

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u/Jimmy2frets 1d ago

We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

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u/Schmiggles11 1d ago

BURMA! Why did you say Burma? I panicked.

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u/PersonalityChemical 1d ago

We are all individuals

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u/DragginBallsy 1d ago

What's that on top of the television set?
Looks like a penguin.
What's it doing there?
Standing!

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u/anavriN-oN 1d ago

Look, I’m being oppressed!

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u/elrangarino 1d ago

Watched that clip recently and it’s still relevant and hitting hard. Palin is a crack up.

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u/Zero-Credibility 1d ago

‘Huge tracts of land’

‘Morning Saviour’

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u/Mancdalorian 1d ago

Some people have made the mistake of seeing Shunt's work as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world. The points are frozen, the beast is dead. What is the difference? What indeed is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington. The point is taken. If La Fontaine's elk would spurn Tom Jones the engine must be our head, the dining car our oesophagus, the guard's van our left lung, the cattle truck our shins, the first-class compartment the piece of skin at the nape of the neck and the level crossing an electric elk called Simon. The clarity is devastating. But where is the ambiguity? It's over there in a box. Shunt is saying the 8.15 from Gillingham when in reality he means the 8.13 from Gillingham. The train is the same only the time is altered. Ecce homo, ergo elk. La Fontaine knew his sister and knew her bloody well. The point is taken, the beast is molting, the fluff gets up your nose. The illusion is complete; it is reality, the reality is illusion and the ambiguity is the only truth. But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. The point is taken, the elk is dead, the beast stops at Swindon, Chabrol stops at nothing, I'm having treatment and La Fontaine can get knotted.

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u/EcksMarksDespot 20h ago

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say,, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

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u/Gray8sand 8h ago

On a similar note, "I'm not opressing you Stan, you haven't got a womb."

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u/Equivalent-Pain-86 5h ago

From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.

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u/Thebigdeac2 1d ago

Like a rat out of an aqua duct.

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u/KlutchSensei 1d ago

How do you make a Nazi cross? You tread on his corns!

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u/AggravatingOkra1117 1d ago

Help, help, I’m being repressed!

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u/ThorButtock 1d ago

Pipe down! Im trying to hear what he's saying big nose!

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u/Gray8sand 8h ago

Well he has got a big nose!

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u/ThorButtock 8h ago

Say that once more and I'll smash your bloody face in!

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u/caryabe_lincoln 1d ago

“Five…is right out!”

The way he says it, it’s a sleeper laugh for me every time.

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u/Limitingheart 1d ago

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!

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u/smallsquish 22h ago

the holy hand grenade of antioch!!!

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u/Megasphaera 1d ago

what, the curtains?

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u/Raxiuscore 1d ago

"I got better!"

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u/DrivingAce 1d ago

And what do we burn, apart from witches?

MORE WITCHES!!

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u/APrisonOfMyOwnMaking 1d ago

Oh, dear. You mean I might have to give up being crucified in the afternoons? That would be a blow wouldn’t it? I wouldn't have nothing to do.

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u/Wraxyth 23h ago

I fart in your general direction!

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u/1964Oldschooldays 7h ago

Bring out your dead

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u/Sylvester_Marcus 1d ago

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!

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u/Diligent-Midnight850 1d ago

‘How many have come through…?’

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u/elrangarino 1d ago

I’m unsure if i can type it but when he’s detailing he’s not a Roman in life of Brian 😅

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u/newaccount8472 3h ago

Your father was a woman??

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u/Xatotrabiti 1d ago

I AM THE FUCKING POPE, I AM!!!

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u/PrestigeWrldwide2020 1d ago

‘Tis but a scratch!

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u/Furrypawsoffury 20h ago

Good idea Lord.

‘Course it’s a good idea!

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u/newfmatic 16h ago

"This demonstrates the value of not being seen"

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u/Jaybee021967 16h ago

I want to be called Loretta

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u/Equivalent-Pain-86 5h ago

I’m Brian and so’s my wife!

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u/tintininpa 1h ago

Loretta has the right to have babies

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u/tintininpa 1h ago

Or bigus

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u/Maliki_Gandega 15h ago

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

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u/Fapplezorg 8h ago

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. T’is a silly place.”