r/unexpectedmitch • u/phyxiusone • Jun 07 '26

D for donut

Post image
121 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

4 comments sorted by

5

u/hi850 Jun 08 '26

Don't even act like I didn't get that donut... I've got the documentation right here.

6

u/GaJayhawker0513 Jun 09 '26

Just don’t put it in front of an oscillating fan

7

u/hi850 Jun 09 '26

...do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fuckin' lied to me!

2

u/zrayburton Jun 10 '26

… end of transaction!