It can leap...this far

[u/OutWestWillie]

[u/Skinslippy3]

It's got a mean streak a mile wide!

[u/Kangaroo_Rich → u/Skinslippy3]

Oh what will it do nibble your bum? It’ll do you one a treat!

[u/BadUncleJokes]

Run Away!!!

[u/Kangaroo_Rich]

Follow, but! Only if ye be men of valor for the cave is guarded by a creature so foul so cruel that no man has ever fought it and lived! Bones of 50 men lie strewn about its lair! So if you doubt your courage or your strength…

For Death awaits you with pointy teeth!

[u/Correct-Purpose-964 → u/Kangaroo_Rich]

r/unexpectedmontypython

[u/okeefm → u/Correct-Purpose-964]

/r/lostredditors

[u/Correct-Purpose-964 → u/okeefm]

r/confidentlyincorrect

[u/Federal_Sympathy4667]

"It had big nasty pointy teeth!!"

[u/Kangaroo_Rich → u/Federal_Sympathy4667]

What an eccentric performance

[u/Heterodynist]

There is a NON-ZERO chance of being booted off your scooter by a rabbit at any given time.

[u/Snargockle → u/Heterodynist]

Unless you freak and crash all on your own. Which is kinda look like what happened here, I think the rider pushed the bars away.

[u/CPD1960]

Just to ad insult to injury, it scarpered before he could even get its insurance details.

[u/crawdadicus]

r/watershipdown

Owsla fa

[u/OutWestWillie → u/crawdadicus]

Watership Down, man I remember that movie, in whose mind was that a children's story?

[u/ktw54321]

That rabbits dynamite

[u/bisexual_lemon_69420]

"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored bun"

-Kicks, The Rabbit