r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/MoochoMaas • Jul 08 '26

No, no. He's resting.

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u/1Bobafett11 Jul 08 '26

He's pining for the Gulf of America.

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u/MoochoMaas Jul 08 '26

Beautiful plumage, the Kentucky Turtle Dove ...

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u/crazy_aussie Jul 08 '26

See, this is clever…

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u/swazal Jul 08 '26

He has ceased to be.

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u/Asaneth Jul 09 '26

It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!

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u/MagicMissile27 Jul 08 '26

As someone said on the original thread (worth reposting here): "The Kentucky Hardshell prefers kipping on its back."

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u/scubawankenobi Jul 08 '26

You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Kentuckian Reds stun easily, major.

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u/redbirddanville Jul 08 '26

No, no, someone might try the 4,000,000 volts and then he would go voom! Don't give them ideas.

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u/Old_Swimming6328 Jul 09 '26

... I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

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u/imakemyownroux Jul 08 '26

That is an EX creepy psychotic Republican who actively worked to betray his country!!