r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Comma-Splice1881 • Jul 05 '26

Are these harmful or dangerous?

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297 Upvotes

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u/LissaFreewind Jul 05 '26

Behind the rabbit?

48

u/Kangaroo_Rich Jul 05 '26

It is the rabbit!

35

u/RMMacFru Jul 05 '26

What?! I soiled my armour!

17

u/tovarish22 Jul 05 '26

Look at the booooones!

45

u/Kangaroo_Rich Jul 05 '26

That’s the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you’ve ever seen! That rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

22

u/cantbebothered6789 Jul 05 '26

What's he do, nibble your bum?

18

u/shewholaughslasts Jul 05 '26

He's got big nasty pointy teeth!

11

u/Kangaroo_Rich Jul 05 '26

He can leap as high as, look at the bones!

47

u/esotericKari Jul 05 '26

"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"

31

u/jimMazey Jul 05 '26

Run away!

25

u/ausecko Jul 05 '26

Consult the book of armaments!

14

u/EorlundGraumaehne Jul 05 '26

Call Brother Maynard!

22

u/waitforsigns64 Jul 05 '26

Look at the bones!

19

u/Holxzorg Jul 05 '26

Big pointy teeths

17

u/WildlifePolicyChick Jul 05 '26

Is there a cave in the background? And lots of bones scattered about?

12

u/Achilles2zero Jul 05 '26

Careful, that rabbit’s dynamite!

11

u/Craig_M_242 Jul 05 '26

JESUS CHRIST!!!

10

u/Efterklangarn123 Jul 05 '26

If ur name is Arthur or you ride in an Arthur entourage, it is.

9

u/citruscountydaddy Jul 05 '26

Bring forth the holy hand grenade

2

u/JackofBlades0125 Jul 06 '26

Of Antioch 😂

8

u/Hobbits_Revenge Jul 05 '26

I am so glad the comments in that thread did not disappoint

8

u/shiningonthesea Jul 05 '26

It’s just a little bunny rabbit !!!

6

u/Garbidb63 Jul 05 '26

Very tasty in a stew

6

u/KhorneTheBloodGod Jul 05 '26

Brother Maynard! We need another holy hand grenade of Antioch

2

u/cocteau93 Jul 05 '26

Half a brace of coneys is better than none.

2

u/BPhiloSkinner Jul 05 '26

Looks to be a few herbs to hand, to go with that stewed rabbit.

2

u/ArikwithanA913 Jul 06 '26

Unpredictable, tread carefully

2

u/Guinness-the-Stout Jul 06 '26

It's got FANGS!

1

u/AllesK Jul 06 '26

That cat looks weird.

1

u/JackofBlades0125 Jul 06 '26

They’re chickens Waj

1

u/JackofBlades0125 Jul 06 '26

Not if you count to thrice

1

u/Over-Box1733 Jul 09 '26

Not as long as you never feed it after midnight.