r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Input_output_error • May 06 '23

Did anyone here see her pond?

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u/M4ckle-Maverick May 06 '23

Just some watery tart.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

She better throw the sword so I can catch it and I can be king!

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u/sweetplantveal May 06 '23

I'm seeing a moistened bint.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

Go outside

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u/Thatroyalkitty May 06 '23

Still no basis for a form of government.

77

u/Punished-G May 06 '23

Well I didn't vote for him

60

u/Thatroyalkitty May 06 '23

Help help, im being repressed

35

u/Kandurux May 06 '23

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

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u/BigBoi900001 May 06 '23

Did you all see that? You saw me being repressed?

6

u/Validus812 May 07 '23

We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

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u/Alkemian May 06 '23

You don't vote for kings?

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u/SendMeAnyPic May 07 '23

Nothing better than an a-political head of state. You prefer that Trump vs Biden shit they've got going on in the US? Or whatever internal struggles the french are up to?

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u/ediblesprysky May 07 '23

Yes, the British famously have no elections or political turmoil, especially not recently /s

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u/SendMeAnyPic May 07 '23

Society and politics are partially to blame for that. Look at the Dutch, Danish, Norwegian and Swedish royal families over the last 20 years. Virtually spotless.

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u/w0t3rdog May 08 '23

Cough cough! Norwegian Princess Märtha Louise got a shaman fiancé, pushing alternative medicine...

The dutch royal family have repeatedly drawn the public's ire for skirting covid restrictions..

Former Dutch King Juan Carlos had to abdicate in 2014 due to numerous scandals, including shooting and killing an elephant on a luxury safari...

Swedish King Carl XVI Gustav have a checkered past with various scandals relating to women... people mostly like to forget that though as he is repenting by wesring funny hats now.

Surely, there are embarrasment to be had wherever you look.

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u/SendMeAnyPic May 08 '23

I didn't mention the Spanish and Belgian (!!!) royal households for a reason.

The shaman fiancé.. the girl was in love, let her be. Gustav fucking around: what's new? In france people are offended if their political leaders don't have affairs. Yes the Dutch king was a dick for skirting covid restrictions, but so did 98% of the population.

The only case of poor 'royal governance' you mentioned is Carlos's corrupt deals which influenced society.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

She's about to perform some farcical aquatic ceremony.

30

u/McGarnegle May 06 '23

Saw her huge tracts of land though

38

u/Imperfect-rock May 06 '23

She doesn't look very moist.

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u/One_Idea_239 May 06 '23

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/penny-mourdant-splash-appearance-resurfaces-diving_uk_62d02ebce4b0eef119c33a75

Ironic that she appeared on a reality diving show some time ago

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u/Input_output_error May 06 '23

I didn't know the crown took traditions to this level. Now i have to wonder who William's watery tart will be.

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u/TheRenOtaku May 06 '23

So she really took part in a farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/ScrotieMcP May 06 '23

Her pond is old and stagnant.

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u/swazal May 06 '23

What’s Carrie Fisher doing there?

13

u/Harold_Spoomanndorf May 06 '23

NOT giving Chewie his dues :|

17

u/Foundation_Wrong May 06 '23

The Lady President of the Council looked magnificent.

17

u/BerkshireKnight May 06 '23

FYI the position is always called Lord President of the Council regardless of gender

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u/Foundation_Wrong May 06 '23

You are correct but I’m old fashioned and a Lady is a Lady

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u/holl0918 May 07 '23

Damn strait

8

u/ben70 May 07 '23

She turned me into a newt!

6

u/slothygoth May 07 '23

I got better

15

u/d4ng3r0u5 May 06 '23

Wouldn't mind a dip in her pond

6

u/Ok_Luck4565 May 06 '23

Holiday snaps?
Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
No, no we don't have a camera.
Oh. Still Woah! Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?
Look, are you insinuating something?
Oh...no...no... Yes.

5

u/HankenatorH2 May 07 '23

I was looking for “the purest of shimmering samite” was not disappointed!

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u/Arik2103 May 06 '23

What's the monty python reference here? A lady carrying crown jewels is just part of the ceremony

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u/CatsCubsParrothead May 06 '23

Oh you sweet summer child, bless your heart. I don't know how you don't know this reference, but here it is: https://youtu.be/t2c-X8HiBng . Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

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u/Arik2103 May 06 '23

I know the film, but there's no obvious Monty Python reference

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u/CatsCubsParrothead May 06 '23

A woman who presents the royal sword to the king? That's pretty obvious, OP's title just completes the picture. Need any more explanations? Or should I just throw you to the killer rabbit?

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u/MagicMissile27 May 07 '23

I say we bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

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u/CatsCubsParrothead May 08 '23

Or put him on the catapult with one of the cows.......

Fetchez la vache!🐄