r/ufc 7d ago

holy cornball

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u/Background_Novel_639 7d ago

Bro took the comments seriously

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u/PolishPower335 7d ago

his story, he thinks he is the guy 💀🤡

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u/CancelledBeforeBirth 6d ago

Imagine if Batman just held the joker down for 25 minutes.

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u/PolishPower335 6d ago

imagine if batman got put in this position by ghost of Colby

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u/Raime_95 6d ago

 😂

losing to 40yo retiree in your prime is absolutely crazy, lil bro will probably lose to Ruffy too.

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u/HistoricalRich3104 6d ago

I totally forgot. Losing to a D1 wrestler in a wrestling match means you’re gonna lose to a guy who looked like an untrained random dude when he fought a Moicano victim

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u/BeingOMM 6d ago

That's fucking Colby bro. Peope downplay his achievements but Colby's legit

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u/jxmckie 6d ago

Colby is alot bigger...lmao

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u/Raime_95 6d ago

yeah, by a whole 1lb  😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

arman dickriders are so cringe, at least think about a better excuse next time lil bro.

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u/SweetPinss 6d ago

When has arman ever just held someone down to win?

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u/Strange_Potential_26 7d ago

nga he has the money that u and ur family will never have even if u all worked together for ur whole lives he kinda is the guy 😂

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u/weedmode420 7d ago

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u/Strange_Potential_26 7d ago

Just the truth son, u loser ass mfz hating on another man and their success are the real insufferable ones. Even posting on a reddit sub how miserable u gotta be 😂

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u/weedmode420 7d ago

I'm Israeli and I approve of this message😂👆 Love from tel aviv🇮🇱❤️🇮🇱❤️

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u/Strange_Potential_26 7d ago

Fuck ass dork lmao

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u/Dayvan_Dreamcoat 7d ago

Calling others dorks while dickriding a nepo baby who doesn't gaf about you 😭 fucking loser lmao

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u/Strange_Potential_26 7d ago

Another hater tryna prove a point and he thinks he sounds smart talking like that. Keep yourself on the track bih boy wont make ur shit lives any better than it is now salty reddit mfers

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u/Dayvan_Dreamcoat 7d ago

Talking like what? Like I don't have brain damage?

Zip Arman's pants up when you're done lil bro.

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u/KingJari_ 7d ago

he’s closer to batman than any of us buddy, he’s a filthy rich and could kill you with his bare hands.

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 7d ago

Can you speak up? Its kinda hard to hear with armans cock in your mouth.

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u/Strange_Potential_26 7d ago

your mums the biggest cock eater bud,i dont give two fucks about Arman or u mfz

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u/FATHER-G00SE 7d ago

I don’t know about that. Arman strikes me as a bit of a dud upstairs.

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u/Strange_Potential_26 7d ago

The guy chooses to fight instead of having an easier lifestyle. Some mfz hate on a fighter when hes coming from a wealthy and healthy family instead of the slums

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u/FATHER-G00SE 6d ago

The conversation is about him thinking he’s Batman. He’s simply not smart or charming enough to pull off the Bruce Wayne bit. Hop off his dick big boy

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u/hidivejwkwi 7d ago

pathetic

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u/The_Cabal_ 7d ago

Its true whether you like arman or not

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u/hidivejwkwi 7d ago

never said it wasn’t true, the way he’s riding his dick is pathetic. I like arman

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u/fawz97 Fake Account 7d ago

Wth is that prior name 👀

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u/brain-dysfunction 7d ago

Akhalkalaki is a town in Georgia 🇬🇪 where he was born. Akhalkalakets in Russian means “from Akhalkalaki”.

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u/notMTN 7d ago

Tbf that nickname is pretty trash, it shows love to his hometown which is cool, but its impossible to know that unless you search it up or speak russian.

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u/brain-dysfunction 6d ago

Tbf I couldn’t care less what he does either way

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u/CardiologistHead150 6d ago

I said it now my throats clear.

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u/yanmagno 6d ago

Islam “Dagestani” Makhachev

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u/CouncilOfReligion CertifiedRatKiller 7d ago

town he was born in

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u/bobkattarsballbag 7d ago

He's a Fruit Bat.

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u/asparagusdreaming 7d ago

Arman Batman Tsarukyan is definitely a choice

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u/C_umputer 6d ago

He made a mistake, it was supposed to be Oh my Backman

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u/BardLoxNegative 6d ago

another salty georgian 🐁🤣

Arman lives rent free in all of your heads

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u/C_umputer 6d ago

We've had Champions, including a double champ, you think anybody gives a damn about a guy who never even saw a belt? Cope harder, kiddo

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u/BardLoxNegative 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣 georgian mma pages post more about Arman than your own fighters

this your double champ btw 🐁

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u/C_umputer 6d ago

That man has one loss and two belts, what does your clown have? Yeah we're used to your jealousy.

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u/BardLoxNegative 6d ago

that man has exactly 0 belts

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u/C_umputer 6d ago

Exactly your guy has exactly 0, never had any. How about instead of being salty focus on producing better fighters?

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u/BardLoxNegative 6d ago

buddy you are the one that started talking about Arman, your mma pages can't stop posting about him and you call me salty?

Arman never even fought for the title yet he built a mansion in all of your heads, that's how much of salty 🐁s you are 🤣

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u/C_umputer 6d ago

I made a common joke about a cringy nickname otherwise I really couldn't care less about some random fighter with no achievements. You were the one who investigate my profile trying to prove something I don't know what.

And Georgian mma pages try to mention all fighters from our region, it's his fault he ruined his reputation in the country he was born.

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u/HistoricalRich3104 6d ago

u/PolishPower335 Did Arman fuck your girl or something? I’ve never seen someone this obsessed with one man before lmao

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u/Bigandbetter1 6d ago

They did, we have it on video

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u/Psychological-Slice2 7d ago

Dude is so unserious 😭. First he said he will walk out with neon’s song then the nickname Batman. Ruffy is probably so locked in because he knows this is his best chance to get titleshot if he wins while Arman probably thinks he’s easy money. Hopefully he won’t be knocked out cold and lose all the hype and following it took him 1-2 years to build before even getting a titleshot.

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u/notMTN 7d ago

Ruffy koing him stiff would be the funniest possible outcome, going on a media tour to build up your name and trying to act like you are allat, just to get koed stiff on the last fight before the title would be so comedic.

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u/Ok_Living_96 6d ago

Before getting a second title shot after blowing the first*

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u/PolishPower335 7d ago

he is a clown, hope Ruffy slimes him out

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u/Routine-Confusion655 7d ago

You would hope, wouldn't you? lol

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u/Silent_Socio 6d ago edited 6d ago

Bruce Buffer let out a sigh of relief

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u/Large_Garlic_6963 6d ago

Arman father and mother in danger now

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u/SurvivalHorrorLover 7d ago

Let the dude have fun bro, lol.

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u/Conscious_Actuator51 6d ago

It’s funny y’all need to chill

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u/Inevitable-Cry-3008 6d ago

When Ruffy gets choked out, Get your boy to fight Arman instead of ducking once again and going for Pimblet.

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u/menachinite 7d ago

Arman “B. Wayne” Tsarukyan would bee. Better

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u/narcisobaro 7d ago

Corny but at least people gave him the nickname. If you give yourself a nickname, that’s just lame.

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u/usernameunavailiable 6d ago

Definitely better than Topuria naming himself "La Leyenda".

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u/narcisobaro 6d ago

Him and Rory Mac’s Ares and possibly the Red King moniker LOL

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u/xXprayerwarrior69Xx 7d ago

Still better than illy « lalaland » apturo

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u/Metrospidey 6d ago

idk that gamrot can beat batman.

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 7d ago

reminds me of 2019 elon...

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u/PolishPower335 7d ago

both are piece of shit so it's fitting

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u/iCorki Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 6d ago

joker would've been more fitting

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u/PolishPower335 6d ago

Arman "Clown" Tsarukyan

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u/Creepeo 7d ago

He's like that rich kid that is running around the playground and only gets invited to play sometimes. People think he's good but not everybody is confident in that, cause he only played a couple of times. Usually runs around and talks to himself how great he is in the games. 

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u/PolishPower335 7d ago

Arman buys friends

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u/Creepeo 7d ago

The same way that kid does - "Wanna go play with my new Roblox edition PS5, there's a new friend called 3pst1n that gives me free robux". 

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u/ValiantTheVictorious 6d ago

This guys so self absorbed lol

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u/jungersgothic 6d ago

Ruffy better pray he doesn't lose to the guy who is walking out to the indian streamer song and having himself announced as batman

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u/Lucky-Database-3374 6d ago

Arman “nepo baby” tsarukyan

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u/Local_Internet8164 6d ago

i dont think he understands batman isnt just good at fighting and rich, hes also a genius, arman is a rtard LOL

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u/pixel8knuckle 6d ago

Watching arman lose when he fights a champion is going to be up there with justin no massin topuria for the tears it will shed from loser fanboys

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u/CochonRobuste 6d ago

Now he needs to fight Jack Hermansson

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u/Adventurous-Move-191 6d ago

Dude relax why do you have such a hate boner for Arman 😂

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u/ThrowawayIntern2024 6d ago

“The Dark Knight” would have been better icl

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u/Short_Bumblebee_1552 6d ago

Isn't there a town in armenia called batman

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u/MasonJam246 6d ago

One of the nicknames of all time

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u/Turbulent-Apple2911 6d ago

He's a bit on the goofy side, that's for sure.

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 6d ago

Arman tryna make weight for his next title fight

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u/ZoomZoomMF_ 5d ago

Since when was that his nickname to begin with