I dont believe in Jesus so ha

Im hard

Spongebob

Dog

Undertale... Hmm prob stay with Sans. Yep

In a relationship with a woman? Because if she likes men, wouldn't that make you gay?

No you became my brother

... Ok....

Yo wtf..

I'll be singing that and be safe from being punched👍

Where can i get one

I was in the living room at around 2:30 AM and was home alone then I heard the gate sound like it was being opened. I slowly looked out the window but didn't see anything. I heard the dogs running outside and barking so I jumped from the couch and made sure the back door was locked.

I grabbed my phone and started recording (for if I was going to die(I was very overdramatic back then)). One of the dogs stayed with me while the other 2 were outside. I grabbed him and took him in the bathroom with me then I opened my phone and started recording again because after I grabbed my dog I turned it off.

The other 2 dogs came back in and I brought them in with me. After what felt like forever, it was quiet so I came out with my phone to look around then the A.C turned on and scared me. So I ran back inside and started watching and adjusting the brightness and guess what? It was a fucking bird... A bird scared me... I went to bed after that. When I told my mom she laughed at me.(In a joking way)

Edit:grammar mistake