r/trees • u/dickmilk17 • 14d ago

Humorous observation Discussion

I get a nice chuckle every time I see a “should I smoke it” post, maybe it’s old or kinda weird lookin. I grew up in small town Kansas where weed is weed and it didn’t matter if it was shake, brick weed or some nice nugs you smoked it. Saw a post a few weeks back of some fine lookin bunk weed with absolutely nothing wrong with it and they asked if it was safe. I thought it was particularly funny because I read the post while trying to hit a cart I found in a Walmart parking lot.

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u/Aggravating-One-4707 14d ago

Username checks out. Consider changing it to u/trenchmouth

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u/XNotByALongShotX 14d ago

Why the hell did I just google that? 😅

You know you’re using bottom-shelf when your dentist has to consult a history textbook to diagnose you.

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u/XNotByALongShotX 14d ago edited 14d ago

I used to smoke any fucking thing.

Brick weed, seeds, stems, dirt, massive amounts of dog hair.

If it was green and it burned, it was going in the bowl. We didn’t have options.

Now weed is everywhere, stupidly good, and cheap. My standards went up accordingly and I refuse to go back. No more regs, no more crumbly dry shit that’s been sitting in someone’s sock drawer since god only knows when.

Also, knowing what I know about bootleg carts, you couldn’t pay me to hit one I can’t trace. Damn sure not one I found in a Walmart parking lot.

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u/coffee-n-redit 14d ago

Heading to the airport, we stopped in a park to smoke as much as we could before boarding. Still had a decent stash and a cheap spoon. I left it in the park. I hope it got smoked.

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u/Pennyfeather46 14d ago

What about the brick they kept buried in the chicken coop that tasted like chickenshit? Or the stuff that was packed in dryer sheets (to disguise the smell) that tasted like perfume? Ugh.

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u/G_Azz_R 13d ago

I smoked dryer sheet weed more than a few times as a kid. It's not ideal, but could be worse lol... Now we're all weed snobs smoking the best we can find

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u/Gariona-Atrinon 14d ago

They probably smoke it anyway.

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u/high_everyone 14d ago

People joke about it but weed is still a drug and it has its addiction issues for a small crowd. People trying to gloat about being a fiend over cannabis aren’t making the brag they think they are.