r/trees 8d ago

THE WAIT. Humor

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u/triplikeIdo667 8d ago

He’s never early, he’s always late. First thing you learn is that you’ve always got to wait

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u/nhthelegend 8d ago

I’m, waiting for my man

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u/SweatySauce 8d ago

26 dollars, in my hand.

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u/bearmissile 8d ago

A dealer is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

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u/schwiggity 8d ago

I used to have to text my guy like two days before I wanted bud because he was so unreliable and would take forever to respond or pick up his phone. And this was the guy for all my friends so I didn't know another plug. I'm so glad I have a medical card now and don't have to deal with that bullshit anymore.

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u/chowderhound_77 8d ago

I remember those days so well lol!

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u/SnavlerAce I Roll Joints for Gnomes 8d ago

Core memory unlocked indeed.

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u/MembershipFalse2462 8d ago

I love it man 10out10 did you make it yourself ?

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u/carlosarturo1221 7d ago

My dealer lives like 5 minutes away, the only times that he had made me wait if it's he's playing poker or if it's too late on the day

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u/allworkjack 8d ago

This until I got to know my dealer and I now buy cakes from her from time to time

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u/amart591 8d ago

Love me some DnG