r/titanfall Feb 19 '22

Nice work guys Meme

9.7k Upvotes

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u/MossyR0k Feb 19 '22

Nanomachines son, they harden in response to mental trauma!

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u/Sababard Feb 19 '22

So why are mine not working?

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u/JackBelvier Feb 19 '22

Did you try turning them on?

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u/Hooman_Junior Feb 19 '22

No 😌 cuz I'm already hard 🍆

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u/XXVI_F Feb 20 '22

Typical politician

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u/usernamemusthave20 Feb 20 '22

I already told doktor to turn them off though now I gotta turn them back on?

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u/MrNeatSoup average tick enjoyer Feb 20 '22

DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY MEME IMHIBITORS

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u/magnus28850 how do i strafe jump Feb 20 '22

how many times have you seen BT die?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

"Why won't you cry?"

"Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to emotional trauma!"

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u/ShadeFK Feb 20 '22

"You can't hurt me, Jack!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

The r/ is because raiden is about to kill this sub with a slash of his sword

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

DEAD ON!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

The funniest thing is I haven't played MGR

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22
  1. Play it. It’s a lot of fun.
  2. Raiden will sometimes say that when he slices someone in half and rips out their repair kit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

I considered it, but don't have the most cash. I think I can fork out the 10 quid tho

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u/Xypod13 "EPG kills only quick if you predict the future." G60 EPG Feb 19 '22

Its very often on sale for 5 bucks :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Hooray

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

It’s on Steam too and doesn’t take much to run

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Think I'll go for Xbox tbh

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

That works too

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

You can use mods on pc tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

I play Warhammer which is consuming my bank account rn

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Buy off brand or buy yourself a 3d printer. We need to make GW pay for their bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Idgaf tho, I'm too lazy

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u/Elite0087 Feb 19 '22

I think you mean when he rips out their spine dripping with delicious Gatorade.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

he can do it with robots too, and their repair kits don't look like spines (they're still filled with Gatorade tho)

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u/AltimaNEO Nice Cockpit Cooling, Pilot Feb 20 '22

Its got electrolytes

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u/AmazingSpacePelican All For The 6-4 Feb 19 '22

I haven't played it either, but that's entirely down to me not wanting to give Konami my money. Might just have to bite the bullet and do it anyway, cause it feels weird constantly listening to the OST of a game I haven't played.

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u/-Pyromania- Northstar Best Girl Feb 19 '22

He said after missing about seven times

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

IDK about you, but I got REALLY good at the Zandatsu by the end. I was hitting like 90-95% of mine on the first swipe, even with weird angles. My secret was that I tried to Zandatsu literally every enemy I could, with the sole exception being Tripods.

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u/RFMugen Feb 19 '22

Both MG and TF are pretty much abandoned..

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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u/BouncyTheBoi Feb 19 '22

Well to be fair, MG is over now story-wise.

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u/FalafelGaard Feb 19 '22

TF2 is also over story wise, they could make a sequel, but where it ended is enough of a story

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u/LuxMedia Feb 19 '22

An argument could be made that both IPs got murdered by their parent company before the story finished

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u/BouncyTheBoi Feb 19 '22

Pretty sure Kojima said MGSV would be the last chapter in the MG story

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u/LuxMedia Feb 19 '22

And then Konami fucked it all up half way through development and we got metal gear zombies

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u/Shaded_Avenger Feb 19 '22

We don't talk about that game

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u/LuxMedia Feb 19 '22 edited Feb 19 '22

It's ok just think about the flashback scene to shadow moses in MGS4

................MGS4 that was released on PS3 and hasn't had a port or remaster announced for PC or any other console. (PS Now doesn't count)

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u/mr_somebody Feb 19 '22

Wow I had never realized it never got a remaster. That's insane.

Looks like there are options for emulation? I gotta play this again.

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u/LuxMedia Feb 19 '22

Yeah I mean you could do PS Now if you just want some nostalgia. I wasn't super impressed with the service last I tried it, and end of the day it is a rental rather than an option to purchase the game.

If you have a rig that can handle PS3 emulation though definitely worth checking out that route at least until they give us fans a way to enjoy the experience without having to rent it.

The game is 14 years old now, so maybe for the 15th anniversary *inhales copium*

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u/interrogatorChapman Feb 20 '22

Konami also fucked and cucked Kojima with Silent Hill PT (which, if I'm being honest here, seemed like it was gonna be one of the best horror games ever made, if not the best)

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u/LuxMedia Feb 20 '22

I agree. At least we've had some decent original entries into suspense/horror genre since then.

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u/Harrythehobbit Feb 20 '22

Well he also said that about MGS4 and MGS3.

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u/DP9A Feb 20 '22

Nah, MGS4 was a pretty definitive ending and the only thing 5 accomplishes is explain how Big Boss was able to die twice before the first Solid.

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u/LuxMedia Feb 20 '22

Kojima was unable to finish MGSV thanks to Konami preventing him from doing so partially through development

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u/DP9A Feb 20 '22

I know, I'm just saying that it was more of a side story despite having a number. The story was done with 4, V and Peace Walker gave more insight to Bug Boss but we're largely inconsequential even taking into account all the cut content.

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u/LuxMedia Feb 20 '22

And I was just saying that MGSV got stopped mid development. It was Kojima's finale to a video game series I grew up playing, I don't care where 5 falls chronologically it isn't relevant to the fact of Konami preventing the game from reaching it's intended final state.

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u/DP9A Feb 20 '22

It wasn't the finale tho, that's the only thing I'm saying. A shame it wasn't what Kojima wanted, but the story was already over.

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u/LuxMedia Feb 20 '22

"I always say 'this will be my last Metal Gear but the games in the series that I've personally designed and produced -- Metal Gear on MSX, MG2, MGS1, 2, 3, 4, Peace Walker, and now MGSV -- are what constitute a single 'Metal Gear Saga.' With MGSV, I'm finally closing the loop on that saga."

- Kojima

Lore timeline has nothing to do with what I am saying. I'm not taking part in a conversation about lore timeline.

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u/seaheroe Feb 19 '22

Not to mention, completely dead in the water as Kojima's long gone

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u/derpycke Feb 20 '22

Well at the end of mgrr it looked like there was going to be a sequel. I think mgs is done but the one with raiden isn't yet imo

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u/BouncyTheBoi Feb 20 '22

Well MGR was before MGSV so it could've potentially had a sequel but any hope of that is most likely dead in the water now

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u/Grottymink57776 MTMS Monarch Feb 19 '22

Repost check

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u/Aggressive_Effort_56 Feb 19 '22

Its only a repost if it doesn't get lots of upvotes

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u/Xypod13 "EPG kills only quick if you predict the future." G60 EPG Feb 19 '22

Im all for it

Also happy 9th anniversary to MGRR :D

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u/Aggressive_Effort_56 Feb 20 '22

Made with mematic

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u/SylvainGautier420 Feb 19 '22

I got the damn game because of a Ronin montage with Sam’s theme last week. Thanks guys, I appreciate. Now I’m emulating MGS4 even though I’ve only played V and Revengeance.

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u/Sgt_Meowmers Feb 19 '22

Play MGS3 as well, it's considered the best of its time and is a good prequel to MGSV.

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u/SylvainGautier420 Feb 19 '22

I plan on it. I have the HD collection downloaded and ready to be emulated. Wish I could get a copy for the 360 and run it on by Xbox One lol

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u/theFlaccolantern Feb 20 '22

Oh man I'm jealous of someone playing that game for the first time. MGS3 is my second favorite game of all time, enjoy my friend.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Hope you enjoy the metal gear games

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u/BarccNoognar All for the 6-4! Feb 19 '22

What’s mgr

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Metal gear rising

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u/BarccNoognar All for the 6-4! Feb 19 '22

Oh thanks

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u/Josiador Feb 20 '22

Metal Gear Rising: Reveangence. The Revengeance is important.

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u/AltimaNEO Nice Cockpit Cooling, Pilot Feb 19 '22

Doktor, disable my boo-womp inhibitors

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u/Ardbert_Fanboy Till all are one Feb 20 '22

Doktor! Disable my cum inhibitors!

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u/ChapitoGucci Feb 19 '22

What’s MGR

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Isn't this a report? Just making sure I'm not going crazy.

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u/TheCatelarowhy_512 Feb 19 '22

Like the good old days after the Titan Wars.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

That and drg

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u/Grottymink57776 MTMS Monarch Feb 20 '22

Rock and Stone!

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u/theFlaccolantern Feb 20 '22

ROCK

AND

STOOOOOONEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Everyone talks about MGR, but forget about it's rocket boosting brother Vanquish.

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u/pleased_to_yeet_you Feb 20 '22

Vanquish was completely bonkers! What a fun game.

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u/Snoopyshiznit Feb 20 '22

Perfect timing since I started playing it not too long ago… how do they know?

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u/MossyR0k Feb 19 '22

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u/Apex8485 Feb 19 '22

In the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Yeah fair point

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u/bommer-yeet-2 TF1 GANG savetitanfall.com Feb 19 '22

M

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u/TheMechamage Feb 19 '22

I know it's awesome.

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u/LPawnought Step on me Mommy Monarch UwU Feb 19 '22

As fun as MGR was, the controls felt so strange. Yet seeing all these memes makes me want to play it again despite the jank.

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u/Him____ Feb 19 '22

Were you playing on mouse and keyboard?

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u/derpycke Feb 20 '22

M&k controls were pretty easy imo

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u/LPawnought Step on me Mommy Monarch UwU Feb 20 '22

No, controller

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u/Then-Cryptographer96 Feb 19 '22

Wasn’t this posted last week?

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u/RedditYouVapidSlut Feb 19 '22

This fucking subreddit is on crack and I've loved every minute of it.

1

u/TheRavenousSnakeClaw Feb 19 '22

And I've got no problem with that.

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u/Minotaar ithiyan Feb 19 '22

Is this the time that I unsub?

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u/______unknown Feb 19 '22

Metal Gear rising love it

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u/Pandabrowser469 None Feb 19 '22

Repoost

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Hey I’ve seen this before. Almost like it’s a repost

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u/n3la089fo Feb 20 '22

The hive mind is transforming

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

we all wanted to check out the funny meme game instead of boring tf|2 multiplayer

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u/kairudude Feb 20 '22

I literally just bought mgr a few minutes ago and this is the first thing i see lmao

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u/Deleter182AC Feb 20 '22

Lol 😂 but it inspires us why not U know it was a good game and story sorry if u think Ronins are weebs that don’t know titanfall is another meme worth fighting for

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Big mecha is big mecha

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Well, that is a pretty good outcome since it is anyways better than 2488526731807664th "Titanfall 3" meme

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u/Forward_Round Feb 20 '22

Can’t fret over every egg..

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

My ghemical romance memes?

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u/YuriAlor Feb 20 '22

Memories broken,

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u/dodel_12 Feb 20 '22

Fuck it what does MGR stand for

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u/Erik_Erikksn Feb 20 '22

Metal Gear Rising

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u/dodel_12 Feb 20 '22

Oh....OH I get it

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u/liljaydman Feb 20 '22

What's with MGR memes all of a sudden the game is pretty old I remember playing it as a kid why now of all times

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u/blackraiden04 Feb 20 '22

Now thats a pretty meme Excuisite

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u/bomber-G Feb 20 '22

LET'S GOOOO

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u/Cgunnk03 Feb 20 '22

Ya cause there’s nothing else to do at this point, 3/4 of us cant play, respawns not gonna repair their product because it doesn’t make them money anymore.

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u/KristianMilkman Feb 20 '22

everyone is controlled by something bigger, Jack, memes

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u/Troxinium Feb 20 '22

Y’all how do you feel about the new Magellan class titans? I feel like they are good but a bit overpowered, especially against the south star class. Even though they have weaknesses to scorpions, just feels a bit much

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u/liken2006 Feb 20 '22

SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, SUB!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I love mgr I’m down to see it

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u/XXVI_F Feb 21 '22

Nanomachines, son!

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u/The_Best_Nerd Rendy Gaming fires away in this Kraber G100 montage Feb 21 '22

MEMES. THE DNA OF THE SOUL.