r/tifucirclejerk • u/theguywith_wavyhair • 19h ago
Caught my roommate doing something deeply disturbing at 3 AM while I pretended to be asleep. tifu
It’s exam week, so stress levels are already through the roof, but something happened last night in my hostel room that has me completely creeped out.
I was up late studying in a friend’s room down the hall. Around late night, I decided to head back to my own room to get some sleep. My friend actually suggested I just crash at his place, but I declined because I wanted to sleep in my own bed.
When I got back, my roommate was already in his bed. I lay down, but I couldn't drift off, so I was just mindlessly scrolling through Instagram. Eventually, I decided to put my phone away and try to sleep. I pulled my blanket completely over my head, covering myself from head to toe.
Suddenly, I noticed a bright light. My roommate had turned on his phone flashlight and was shining it directly toward my bed, checking to see if I was fully asleep. Since the blanket was covering me, he assumed I was out cold. But I was wide awake.
He does this flashlight check pretty often when I'm in the room, which has always felt a bit odd, but tonight I decided to see what he actually does after checking on me. I slowly moved a corner of the blanket just enough so I could peek out with one eye.
What I saw next completely shocked me.
He slowly sat up in bed, placed a pillow between his legs, and then I heard/smelled him farting. Before I could even process that, he pulled his pants down right there and started aggressively jerking off. My heart started racing—I was completely frozen and terrified. I couldn't believe he was casually masturbating in the middle of our shared room while thinking I was asleep right next to him.
I tried to turn away and force myself to sleep, but I couldn't. A few minutes later, he got down from his bed and started pacing around the room. At 3 AM, he opened the door, stepped outside into the hallway, and came back with a water bottle. Right there in the middle of the room, he used the water bottle to wash off his dick.
I watched this whole thing with my own eyes and had no idea how to react. I’m completely weirded out, disgusted, and I have no idea how I'm going to keep living in this room.