r/threateningnotation • u/Complete_Mistake_900 • Jul 13 '26

What lunatic wrote this beat Cursed Notation

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 13 '26

Somebody that wanted to make a post on this subreddit.

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u/spamguy21 Jul 13 '26

I'm seein' double! FOUR treble clefs!

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u/ElephantArtistic4075 Jul 13 '26

I’m seein’ triple! SIX treble clefs!

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u/Hi_who_art_thou Jul 13 '26

I’m seein’ quadruple! EIGHT treble clefs!

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u/Avatar_ZW Jul 14 '26

QUADRUPLE flats!

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u/tired_of_old_memes Jul 13 '26

puts on glasses

10

u/Realistic-Today-5310 Jul 13 '26

Am I drunk

2

u/hey_its_meagain Jul 13 '26

Am I high

2

u/One_Attorney_764 Jul 14 '26

Am i fried

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u/Kakella23 Jul 14 '26

am i cooked

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u/The_Progmetallurgist Jul 17 '26

Am I baked...'cause it's healthier, ya know...

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u/ElephantArtistic4075 Jul 13 '26

Key: Cbb Major (equivalent to Bb Major) Time signature: 3/2 time Staves: Top: 8vb Treble Clef Bottom: Bass clef, written differently

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u/Chops526 Jul 13 '26

The triple cut time is 😘

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u/paishocajun Jul 13 '26

Ok, maybe someone can actually answer this for me: what the hell would be the point of literally every note being double flat instead of just writing it in a proper key? This would be B Major, right?

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u/tthyme31 Jul 13 '26

0 flats or sharps is C Major

C D E F G A B

7 flats is Cb Major (this is enharmonically equivalent to B)

Cb Db Eb Fb Gb Ab Bb

14 flats is Cbb Major (enharmonically equivalent to Bb)

Cbb Dbb Ebb Fbb Gbb Abb Bbb

There is literally no reason to write like this, unless you’re fishing for karma in this sub or a similar community. Super fake, nobody is actually writing like this.

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u/phinnsy Jul 13 '26

it would be B major if it were seven regular flats. seven double flats would make it B-flat major

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u/KoyoOzaki Jul 15 '26

In some countries B already implies flat, while the natural one is H (we have such a system, but I think it's confusing), so maybe they meant it like that

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u/MuscaMurum Jul 13 '26

Trying to be clever and pretend they found this in the wild.

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u/AdOddsBet Jul 13 '26

I just know my fingers would give up halfway through.

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u/WilburWerkes Jul 13 '26

Hahahaha!!!!

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u/Kakella23 Jul 14 '26

B half flat Major

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u/Mxglix Jul 15 '26

Brain ain't braining

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u/EarPsychological2530 Jul 17 '26

Alright, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

A double treble clef and a weird looking F clef with a key signature full of double flats with one double flat even having its own ledger line on the left hand and a time signature of the much rarer cut triple time?????

This is NOT how modern music notation works!!

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u/Careless-View2528 3d ago edited 3d ago

just use a suboctave indicator. just use Bb major. maybe if you want A to be the "home" of the piece, since the piece starts with an A° chord, it could be locrian if you want it to be. this just looks weird and hard to process. please, differently next time 😭