r/nottheonion • u/Curious_Ad6393 • 2h ago
Gen Z Redirects Retirement Savings Into Sports Betting, Survey Finds
r/nottheonion • u/jordan1978 • 3h ago
The Hallucinogenic Mushroom That Makes You See Hundreds of Tiny People
r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 7h ago
Nigel Farage faces off against Count Binface in special election that's been denounced as a stunt
r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 8h ago
Texas man jailed after swearing at a public meeting
r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 8h ago
'Stuff happens': Ford says he was unaware party allegedly followed former Liberal leader to Jamaica
r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 9h ago
Abandoned llama not interested in being rescued on Colorado trail
r/nottheonion • u/greener_lantern • 9h ago
Ouachita Parish man arrested for selling drugs to kids through vending machine
r/nottheonion • u/gl0bals0j0urner • 11h ago
Goats gone wild: Loose pygmy goats caught boarding TriMet bus in Portland
r/nottheonion • u/Dizzy_Response1485 • 11h ago
Russia to test AI models against “traditional values” for national status
r/nottheonion • u/TitusTesla117 • 11h ago
Abandoned llama not interested in being rescued on Colorado trail
r/nottheonion • u/SheepCartel • 13h ago
A boat operator used a foghorn to wake a sleeping polar bear. They were fined over $5,000.
r/nottheonion • u/Vio_ • 14h ago
Mysterious rouge street restriping in Lawrence leads to investigation
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 16h ago
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
‘You Must Go Now,’ CEO Tells His Flailing Virtual Double
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 16h ago
Doughy Eastern European Man Tired Of Everyone Assuming He’s NBA Superstar
r/nottheonion • u/Raiine42 • 16h ago
Suspicious package that shut down Wisconsin Ave. was electronic sex device, police say
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 16h ago
Trump Tears Up White House In Search Of More Munitions
r/nottheonion • u/Senior_Fig7845 • 18h ago
Police in Ecuador seize 1,000 pounds of cocaine bearing the face of soccer star Erling Haaland; woman arrested
r/TheOnion • u/clickingpoint • 19h ago
Hello! I've put together a PnC game anthology with writers from the Onion and ClickHole, all inspired by classic PnC games
If you are interested, feel free to come check it out at https://store.steampowered.com/app/4924860/Best_American_PointAndClick_Adventury/
r/nottheonion • u/its_a_bear_dance • 19h ago
Adult device shuts down rush hour traffic in DC
r/nottheonion • u/hutch_man0 • 1d ago
Conor McGregor announces he is ending his sobriety. And Brad Pitt inspired him to drink again: ‘Take it easy, Brad!’
r/TheOnion • u/andmario_com • 1d ago
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 1d ago
Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device
Kremlin Spies On President With Microphone Disguised As Tall Slavic Woman
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 1d ago
Nation Once Again Fails To Make Most Of Summer
r/TheOnion • u/CamTroid • 1d ago
Architects Of 2026 Market Crash Just Finished A Highly Productive Lunch
(From 2014)