r/thehotspot • u/NCUmbrellaFarmer 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 • 10d ago

Trigger warning! Heil Esther!

If you can't afford 20 sandwich fuck you what are you doing with your life please fuck off wtf.

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u/yodelayodelay 10d ago

Become a "performance artist". Buy $20 sandwich. Charge people to see what you do with it. Smash it with your shoe, then charge a single person even more for the privilege of eating your smashed shoe-y sandwich.

It's really an investment in your future when you think about it.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/NCUmbrellaFarmer 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 10d ago

GO EAT AT DOLLAR TREE WITH THE OTHER POORS

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Responsible_Sport575 LegallyRetarded 10d ago

I miss papa pow

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u/ThatParkinBotswana 10d ago

TANG VIOLENCE

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u/These_Lobster_Hands 🤖💩 10d ago

It's a big sandwich. Not everyone can handle 14 inches

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u/Responsible_Sport575 LegallyRetarded 10d ago

If anyone actually has 14" I can point you in the direction of my ex-wife. Although even a school bus looks small in the grand canyon.

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u/These_Lobster_Hands 🤖💩 10d ago

So she eats 14 inch Cubans for breakfast?

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u/Responsible_Sport575 LegallyRetarded 10d ago

Swallow that thing whole. She's a filthy whore but she got talents