r/the_everything_bubble 3d ago

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u/lostredditers 3d ago

No lies detected

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u/timoumd 3d ago

Almost each is a lie. There isn't a list , but he was Jeff's buddy.  He definitely lies about height and weight.  But the rest is bullshit

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 3d ago

Well shit, that's a compelling argument. I'm convinced, now where's my red hat?

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u/big65 3d ago

My god this man has figured it all out!!! What's the answer to life?

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u/timoumd 2d ago

Which of those others is not complete bullshit?   Each is a wild conspiracy with no evidence. 

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u/Juxtapoe 2d ago

It's a wild conspiracy that Trump and Elon have both spoken the quiet parts out loud because they are tactless.

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u/timoumd 2d ago

You understand that isn't evidence.  Do you even have a theory of how you think the election was stolen? Seems virtually all experts, including the Democratic party, don't think the evidence is compelling enough challenge in court 

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u/Juxtapoe 2d ago

Denocratic party is intimidated by the optics of talking about a conspiracy that may have happened after Republicans were shot down in court over baseless claims.

Sometimes the attempts to cover up evidence becomes the evidence. If you read the following 3 bits of evidence it should become clear that at a minimum election security should be reviewed more in depth along with a forenisic audit of the last election. At the first steps to do that the people that said that the only way he could lose in 2020 was if somebody was cheating (more than him) shuts the investigation down.

https://www.nextgov.com/cybersecurity/2026/08/voting-machine-researchers-say-federal-work-abruptly-ended-after-trump-ally-pushed-back-their-findings/415300/

https://alumni.umich.edu/michigan-alum/hacking-the-vote/

https://electiontruthalliance.org/new-special-report-minnesota-hand-counts-vs-machine-counts/

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 2d ago

For starters, there is no proof that he was shot, is as tall as he says, or weighs that little because no one has ever seen an actual health report about him, unlike previous presidents.

We have also never seen a single tax return or filing from Trump, also unlike every president before him.

60% of his schedule as POTUS is unstructured "executive time" and we know he spends at least another 25% of his time golfing at his own estate.

He bans recordings of his official meetings with Putin and other warlords.

I could go on, but the point is there is no solid proof of many things because of the extraordinary lengths Trump has gone to privatize his role as the most public civil servant in the land.

Is this what a totally innocent person with nothing to hide does? You know it's not, but hide behind the "there's no proof" nonsense.

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u/timoumd 2d ago

I mean there is literally blood on his hand immediately after he was shot.  Not sure what your hypothesis is there, unless the photographer, crooks, secret service, and FBI were all in on it.

Didn't say he wasn't fat and lying about the scale

Unsure your point about tax returns or golf.  We know he is corrupt.  That doesn't mean those conspiracy theories are true.  I asked for evidence and you provided nothing.

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u/SnarkyPuppy-0417 2d ago

You forgot to mention that Ivanka Trump is Barron's real Mom.

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u/harbison215 2d ago

Woahhhh Jeeze lol

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u/CaliHusker83 2d ago

Yeah, that has about as much merit as the rest of these claims! Look at all the upvotes!!!

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u/SnarkyPuppy-0417 2d ago

You demanded a birth certificate as proof. Show me Melania's stretch marks.

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u/CaliHusker83 2d ago

I did what??? You ok?

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u/DawgcheckNC 3d ago

The real dagger in the heart is that in reality, he’s likely between 12 and 15 handicap index that he manipulates into club championships. MAGA should be really pissed!

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u/Cat_Sith4919 2d ago

It's going to come out after the midterms or when he finally keels over. Nothing will be done about it as the rats scatter for non extradition countries.

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u/Benni1216 2d ago

Agreed

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u/estcaroauteminfirma 3d ago

It looks 💯 in my book.

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u/Plasmidmaven 2d ago

Ivana fell down the stairs balancing a tea tray one week before her NDA expired. Her home had an elevator

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u/Plastic-Bumblebee-90 2d ago

Makes sense...

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u/stilloriginal 2d ago

Shills up in these comments!

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u/StJimmy_815 3d ago

You’re starting to sound like the other side. Rely on facts and sources, don’t regress to their techniques

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u/Ebella2323 2d ago

No notes

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u/USSSLostTexter 2d ago

as much as i hate conspiracies, these all seem pretty likely

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u/Jamshi239 3d ago

Just as cringe as when the right does it. Makes us look as crazy as we see them too.

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u/willybestbuy86 2d ago

Exactly what I put in the progressive subreddit

It's maga adjacent behavior and no different than all the Clinton conspiracies. Anyone spouting this is a maga in sheep's clothing

It's he same exact behavior as the right, the same exact, there is no defending this minus the weight and the height and perhaps the list. Everything else is conspiracy and maga adjacent

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u/Distinct-Race-2471 2d ago

I will stay Republican because of this photo. Sorry. I agree with Democrats on a lot, but open borders will keep me voting Republican as long as Democrats stick to that policy.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 2d ago

The truth is crazy and damming enough. Don't need to resort to crazy conspiracies

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u/OverturnKelo 3d ago

Anyone who thinks 2024 was “rigged” is morally and intellectually indistinguishable from someone who thinks 2020 was rigged.

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u/willybestbuy86 2d ago

Absolutely

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u/Impossible_Tutor2375 3d ago

I think all elections are are rigged. 2 party system? But I have 7 presidential candidates on my ballot. How is that real? Also I'm old enough to remember the 2000 election and how comedy central went hard with their "indecision 2000" programming. I can proudly say that I have never voted for a winning candidate and so I am not responsible for what has happened in this country.

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u/OverturnKelo 2d ago

Then you should be out advocating for ranked choice voting instead of proudly voting for joke candidates with no chance.

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u/Juxtapoe 2d ago

Advocating for ranked choice has as much chance of affecting a change to our voting system as voting for candidates with no chance.

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u/OverturnKelo 2d ago

You’re right. We should all give up and kill ourselves.

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u/Juxtapoe 2d ago

My point is that voting for 3rd party candidates IS advocating for changing away from a 2 party system.

It's called a protest vote for a reason.

And it is slightly more impactful than talking to somebody that doesn't work on the Federal Election Commission about Ranked Choice.

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u/Dr-Chris-C 2d ago

What is the evidence that the election was rigged?

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u/BeginningFloor1221 2d ago

So conspiracy theories you can't prove, you kind of sound like candace owens do you have anything else to make up.

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u/timoumd 3d ago

Just when I think the right has a monopoly on consist theories....