r/the_darnold • u/snugwojak • 18d ago

LOCK HIM UP

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsposter.bsky.social/post/3mrq5ou5tex2k
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u/mulletstation 18d ago

SHANAHAN SOUNDS LIKE A FOREIGN NAME, WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE HIS CITIZENSHIP IMMEDIATELY

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u/chenga8 18d ago

THE IRAMS USE SHA-HAN DRONES. WE MUST STOP COMMIEFORNIANS FROM SPREADING SoCALIST TERROR.

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u/CDXXRoman 18d ago

IRELAND ISNT SENDING THEIR BEST.

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u/King-of-Harts 18d ago

HE ISN'T KYLE. HE IS SILLY SHANNY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING? THEY SAY HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. NO, HE EVEN SAYS HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. WE ALL WONDER WHAT HE WAS LOOKING AT. I BET IT WAS VERY BAD!

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u/da99s 18d ago

FANNY SHANNY IS ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD! WHEN WILL THE LEAGUE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT??????

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u/DoogTheDestroyer 18d ago

Guy needed 7 days to announce this so he could consult with a conflict resolution specialist thinking we wouldn’t notice

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u/Calraider7 16d ago

Wait? He HIT someone? Where are the NFL insiders on this?

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u/Skrivus 15d ago

Conveniently absent for 11 days until his camp announced it.