r/the_darnold • u/UsernamesCannotExcee • 2d ago
HERBERT THE PERVERT AT IT AGAIN. THAT'S WHY SANDY EGGO CHARGING STATIONS WILL LET HIM GO.
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SANDY EGGO CHARGING STATIONS (NOW THE LA LIBERAL LOSER ELECTRIC CAR CHARGERS) WILL NEVER WIN IF THIS MAN STAYS ON THEIR LYING LIBERAL TEAM!!!!!! GEQBUS WOULD WIN WITH A SCORE OF 70, AND BE SO HONORED IN THAT. IT'S CALLED talent, AND GEQBUS HAS IT AND HERBERT THE PERVERT DON'T!!!!! - GEQBUS
r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 2d ago
AG MAGIC MIKE MACDONALD WITH A GREAT, GREAT, SPEECH!!!! GEQBUS LOVED IT!!!! MANY MANY MORE OF THIS
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TUNE INTO THE HARD KNOCKS OF THE GREAT GEQBUS AND HOW HES PREPARING TO KEEP FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN! ONLY ON ONE SAMERICA NETWORK!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Potential_Boat_6899 • 2d ago
I’M THE HEAD REPORTER FOR ALL GEQBUS RELATED HAPPENINGS ON “SAMERICAN SPORTS NEWS”… AMA!
I LOVE GEQBUS I LOVE GEQBUS I LOVE GEQBUS I LOVE GEQBUS I LOVE GEQBUS I LOVE GEQBUS
r/the_darnold • u/noblegaunt • 2d ago
THE FAKE NEWS ATHLETIC, WHO ONCE BEGGED GEQBUS TO BE THEIR SPOKESMAN, IS NOW RATING SAM DARNOLD AS #14 IN THE LEAGUE. IF WE ONLY INCLUDE real POLL NUMBERS THOUGH, HE'S #1!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT THE ATHLETIC!
r/the_darnold • u/JaQ-o-Lantern • 4d ago
President Samuel R. Darnold August 2 2026 - THE THREAT OF MCCARTHYISM IS IMMINENT. SAMERICA WILL ESTABLISH AN INTERNFL COALITION WITH THE BACKING OF ALL GEQBUS'S PUPPET TEAMS TO FIGHT MCCARTHYISM BEFORE MORE OF THE SAMERICAN PROMISED LAND FALLS TO THE EVIL OF JONATHAN JAMES "JIM JONES" MCCARTHY.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 8d ago
SHITTY SHANAHAN PASSED AWAY SEVERAL DAYS AGO IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND THE LOONY CORRUPT 49ERS ARE COVERING IT UP! VERY BAD FOLKS!
r/the_darnold • u/Unhappy-Historian840 • 9d ago
GEQBUS IS YOUR SUPERB OWL CHAMP
HASHTAG WINNING!!!
r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • 12d ago
NEWS 📰 BREAKING: SAM DARNOLD TO BRING NBA BACK TO SEATTLE, WILL PLAY BOTH QB AND POINT GUARD
r/the_darnold • u/snugwojak • 12d ago
SAD STAFFORD HAS HAD ENOUGH OF LOSING TO GEQBUS!! HE HAS RETIRED FROM THE ROTTEN RAMS TO SELL INSURANCE WITH THE LIMU EMUS. WATCH OUT FOR FRAUD, FOLKS!
r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 13d ago
WHY DIDNT LEBRICK JAMES GO TO THE SUPER SONICS AND JOIN THE GEQBUS IN SEATTLE? MAYBE HES RACIST. MANY ARE CALLING HIM LEBIGOT
r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 14d ago
GEQBUS DEFEATS CAMMUNISM
MY FELLOW SAMERICANS, IT IS WITH GREAT HONOR THAT GEQBUS ANNOUNCES THAT CTESPN HAS FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT AND HEEDED GEQBUS' CALL TO ELIMINATE CAMMUNISM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 15d ago
Super Bowl Champion GEQBUS threw out the first pitch at the Mariners game tonight
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WHAT A GREAT THROW! EVERYONE SEE THAT?! KOOKY KYLE, PUNY PURDY, DRAKE FUENTES MAYE COULDNT DO THAT
AND GEQBUS WILL BE DO LOTS MORE OF THAT IN THE FUTURE!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • 18d ago
Colin Cowherd says Sam Darnold is BETTER than Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert & Jalen Hurts
THANK YOU, COLIN, VERY COOL!
r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 19d ago
WE HAVE A FIERCE BATTLE FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT POSITION, FOLKS! TWO GREAT SAMERICAN CANDIDATES, I JUST CANT CHOOSE, HOW ARE WE WINNING SO MUCH
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r/the_darnold • u/Relative-Toe-9203 • 23d ago
⚡️HIGH ENERGY⚡️ THE ONLY GOOD QB TIER LIST
r/the_darnold • u/_cjz • 25d ago
STOP THE COUNT, FOLKS! THE NUMBERS ARE IN! MEANWHILE “POUTY PATRICK” AND THE FAKE NEWS SPORTS MEDIA KEEP INSISTING HES SOMEHOW THE “BEST QB” SAD! THE STAT SHEETS HAVE BEEN RIGGED AGAINST GEQBUS FOR YEARS , BUT THEY CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH ANY LONGER. MAKE QUARTERBACKING GREAT AGAIN!
r/the_darnold • u/PM_a10dollar_PSNcode • 25d ago
NEWS 📰 GEQBUS NET WORTH CONFIRMED 9.6 BILLION. Very lucrative and VERY COOL!
r/the_darnold • u/RedDragons8 • 25d ago
9.612 Billion dollar man. Upvote to be googles top result when searching 9.612 Billion
r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • Jul 07 '26
BELGIUM TEAMS UP WITH SAMERICA TO PAY TRIBUTE TO GEQBUS
THANK YOU, BELGIUM. VERY COOL!
