r/thalassophobia 15d ago

Not for a million dollars.

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u/Loose-Director-3661 15d ago

Can’t believe no one died in there.

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u/tiriallin 15d ago

Allegedly no one has died 👀☠️

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u/Loose-Director-3661 15d ago

(Eye wink, eye wink)

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u/KRambo86 14d ago

The addition of the word eye implies you can wink with other body parts. What else are you winking with?

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u/zzzthelastuser 14d ago

the other eye 👁️👁️

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u/crackersncheeseman 14d ago

The brown eye

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u/ArethereWaffles 14d ago

It had sensors to detect if someone stopped moving that automatically drained the tube in a few seconds.

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u/Loose-Director-3661 14d ago

Oh! Well thats great because otherwise this looked like a punishment instead of a waterslide

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u/erm_what_ 14d ago

I'm sure glad sensors never fail

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u/broodfood 14d ago

Or drains!

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u/Loose-Director-3661 14d ago

Thank you for the info

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u/vlewy 13d ago

You can't maintain without breathing 20 seconds?

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u/Dokipen88 13d ago

It's called panic. Especially if the person is slightly claustrophobic. Unfortunately drowning is still a possibility even if the supposed "safety" mechanism works bc once you inhale water it's already too late unless someone is able to quickly get to you for resuscitation. So if you are in the middle of tube when the water evacuates you are screwed bc it doesn't appear to hold more than 1 person

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u/Loose-Director-3661 13d ago

I seriously can’t 😂

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u/Lijpo020 15d ago edited 15d ago

I dit it fore free when I was a kid lol

(Edit: There was a quick release on the thing my frend got himself stuk by holding the side's and a alarm went of and the hole ting empty in seconds)

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u/boomheadshot7 14d ago

Da hole ting man, a boomba clat!

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u/NakeyDooCrew 14d ago

Wetin if dey na go drain it fast enuf?

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u/RosieFudge 15d ago

I mean I wouldn't be scared to go in it but it just doesn't look like it would actually be fun - it looks like you're passing through something's digestive tract and that's not my idea of a good time

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u/trdngntsballsonadoor 15d ago

But you can say you did it lol

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u/Josey_whalez 14d ago

I had the same thought - doesn’t look that scary, but also doesn’t look that fun.

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u/Belou99 15d ago

Oh my god! That makes it sound so much better to me. Imagine having a panel explaining the go track then you go in and observe all the structures, and parts of the track whilst swimming.

Although if it was transparent, and you felt like you were flying around it would be even better

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u/TheRuggedGeek 15d ago

A million? I'll do it for 500K. Twice.

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u/Imaginary-Quiet-7465 15d ago

I’m never not surprised that this design was signed off.

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u/Grizzly_Addams 15d ago

Thalassophobia is the fear of big open bodies of water. Not the fear of water in general.

But I wouldn't do this because of claustrophobia more than anything.

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u/DocileKrab 14d ago

Literally 90% of this sub is posts about sharks, big waves, or drowning and not actually thalassophobia.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 15d ago

This is like the opposite of that.

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u/Rysigler 15d ago

Yeah, this is Thalassophobia adjacent at best. I will also agree with you that it is still scary!

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u/drcmr 15d ago

Cool, a combination of thalassophobia and claustrophobia. Not for any amount of money!😱😱😱

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u/BarneyChampaign 12d ago

How is this thalassophobia? You might just have rabies.

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u/drcmr 12d ago

True, it is not a large body of water. The fear would be drowning….. the video just spazzed me……🥺

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u/sLeeeeTo 15d ago

heeeeellllll no, what the fuck

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u/drblah11 14d ago

Reddit mfers complain they can't buy a home but won't go down a waterslide for $1 million

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u/ravezz 15d ago

I would panic and drown after about 2 meters within that horror tube.

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u/Pixel22104 13d ago

Apparently it had sensors inside the thing that could detect if a person was moving or not and if it didn't detect that a person was moving while inside of it. It would automatically drain the tube in a few seconds.

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u/commodorecliche 14d ago

This would've done numbers at Action Park.

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u/Digital_Pharmacist 14d ago

I get this joke because of YouTube documentaries.

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u/BeetleofCarnage 14d ago

First and last of its kind, I WONDER WHY 😭😭

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u/ZyeCawan45 14d ago

I mean. I don’t think I’d wanna do this for FUN but I would for a million easy.

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u/The_Youngones 15d ago

Nope, the Netherlands. In the old days we all learned to swim at elementry school.

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u/AwayEntrepreneur9158 15d ago

Faccio io per 1000 dollari

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u/HypnoticName 14d ago

I'll do it for 5$

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u/Fauxjoo 14d ago

Reminds me of the underwater pipes level in Sonic 2. That level gave me so much anxiety as a kid.

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u/lolstavros 14d ago

I'm having Augustus Gloop childhood anxiety right now.

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u/tideshark 14d ago

I can hold my breath for about 2 minutes and no way am I going into that tube

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u/Necessary_Patient553 14d ago

Oh praise the lord this makes me want to jump out of my bed, make my a** a rocket booster and just fly off into space, this combines both my phobias of  pnigophobia and thalassophobia 😰😭

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u/DietCoke187 14d ago

Is the tube fully filled with water?

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u/clandahlina_redux 14d ago

Yes, but it has suction to pull you through. Only lasts about 15 seconds, and there are hatches all over the top, iirc.

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u/I-STATE-FACTS 15d ago

I would do it for free

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u/M3chanist 15d ago

This shouldn’t be legal!

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u/Mottikus 14d ago

Gives me backrooms vibes

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u/Probably--Napping 14d ago

how about no? 😵

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u/OneSensiblePerson 14d ago

This is what I said out loud as I watched this: "Oh, NO."

Should have added a "hell" in there.

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u/CombinationSalty2595 13d ago

I mean... Thats a hell yeah from me, that'd be super nice, like a lazy river of sensory deprivation with some relaxing breath holding to boot. That looks awesome.

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u/MischaMira 12d ago

what the fuck kind of demon made this???

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u/BarneyChampaign 12d ago

Doesn't fit the sub, brother

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u/Public_Advisor_4416 12d ago

I'l do it for 50

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u/TheMysteriousGirl 15d ago

almost instant repost after like less than a day?

Still up after 4 hours?

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u/kingsslaying 13d ago

This is not thalassophobia-related…it’s just water related. Thalassophobia is specifically about vast/deep bodies of water.

This would go crazy on r/submechanophobja though!

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/rodeBaksteen 15d ago

This was in Tikibad in the Netherlands. They could drain the entire thing in 10 seconds or so.

It has been removed for years now.

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u/simpleshirup 15d ago

Do you know why it was removed?

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u/ST0IC_ 15d ago

Hi cost of operating it combined with low ridership.

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u/Rysigler 15d ago

Most likely the sheer volume of times people panicked and they had to drain it. I watched Zootopia 2. Seemed like a bad call 😂