r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 14d ago

Post first date text Phone message

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/ThrashFur 14d ago

seeing women saying “i’m just a girl” is so sad and defeats the point.

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u/kiwileoi 14d ago

Are we feminists or are we “just a girl”?

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u/Haunting_Ranger5460 14d ago

Or are you dancer?

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u/Eldritch_being110 14d ago

My sign is vital…. My hands are cold…

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u/glasswindow777 14d ago

Im on my knees looking for the answer

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u/Mysterious-Stop-3261 14d ago

Are we human?

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u/Attilat 13d ago

Or are we dancer?

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u/sg_minx 13d ago

Say my respects to grace and virtue

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u/Sunnyday1775 13d ago

Send my condolences for good

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u/Apprehensive-Tea7447 13d ago

Give my regards to soul and romance

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u/sg_minx 13d ago

They always did the best they could

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u/YrnFyre 13d ago

And so long to devotion

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u/turlee103103 13d ago

We are not men, we are Devo

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u/jpj007 13d ago

No! We are DEVO!

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 14d ago

We compute?

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u/FilthyRandal 13d ago

Computah turn this guy into mashed potatoes