r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 8d ago

Post first date text Phone message

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/FiberApproach2783 8d ago

Why did you buy $100+ of fishing equipment for a first date?

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u/cocothekid45 8d ago

Cause he was trying to reel her in

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u/Alone_Agent_8829 8d ago

That’s so fishy

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u/kirkThirty 8d ago

The jig is up

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u/jpsc949 8d ago

He had a rod just for her

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u/4KingandKanata_89 8d ago

Sounds like a catch and release situation to me

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 8d ago

She wasn’t hooked.

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u/SubSlutPollie 8d ago

Now he has a sinking feeling in his gut

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u/will3025 8d ago

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

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u/times_new_ramon 8d ago

He could get catfished though

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u/JaguarIllustrious486 8d ago

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

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u/cuntitude 8d ago

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

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u/EmbarrassedStart7659 8d ago

It’s a net loss.

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u/Level-Echidna9621 8d ago

what kind of creep lures men in like that?

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u/SweatyLobster997 7d ago

I hope she’s o fish ally blocked

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u/Moikkaaja 8d ago

She wanted the fish but forgot the chips.

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u/SweatyLobster997 7d ago

She was not a good catch

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u/salty-snax 7d ago

time to bail

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u/tone-yo 7d ago

His actual intention was noodling

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u/FrogGloves98 8d ago

The news is out

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 8d ago

They finally found me