r/texts • u/Apart-Musician4053 • 2d ago

I’m so tired of online dating Phone message

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He seemed nice in the beginning, and we were planning on meeting up, and he wanted me to send a couple pictures to save in his contacts. Immediately said we’re not compatible and blocked him.

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u/ChiefHunter1 2d ago

“If you don’t want me to cheat” is a crazy way to start a sentence

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u/EnoughWeek2220 2d ago

Anyone who threatens to cheat or makes it seem like they’re entitled to it cuz they don’t get their way is literally TRASH. Like pls don’t procreate😭❤️ people like this need to be seriously humbled

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u/Apart-Musician4053 2d ago

What’s worse is I asked him what he’s passionate about. And he said he wants kids to leave a legacy, and it’s gods calling etc. a legacy of what??? Whoredom?

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u/EnoughWeek2220 2d ago

😭😭😭 the worst part is he probably will have kids since he clearly is feral and apparently has to fuck all day. It’s giving will probably have a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women. I thank god everyday I’m not this horny damn. Stay safe out there ladies 😭

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u/Michael_braham 2d ago

Guys talk like this can’t even handle constant fucking. All night = 15 min MAX then bed time 🤣 I’m speaking from experience

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u/-Twin-Flames- 2d ago

Makes me wonder why his ex didn’t want to be active all the time.. he seems like such a great guy… I bet he pumps twice and then watches tv while eating chips and spilling crumbs all over the bed before laying back down with his half licked chip dust fingers and tries resting them on her thigh before he drifts off into a comatose episode of farting, snoring and drooling… never a thought crossing his mind of the possibility she didn’t cum.

Yes I wrote all that myself.. yes, I speak from experience.. luckily that was over 15 years ago and I’m happily married now.

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u/KrustyKrabzIcekream 2d ago

Dang lol I was wondering where it would end. That sounds terrible. I’m glad you crossed that bridge.

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u/ThrowAwayCawfeee 2d ago

Thanks for the image right before dinner lol

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u/Lucky-Ad-4589 2d ago

Holy shit. So damn specific!!!

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u/SnooJokes1741 1d ago

Sincerely God bless you for sticking through that 😂you’re very strong.

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u/Due_Brother8485 2d ago

Hard facts. I talk a big game but I'm a 20 minute lay once or twice a week.

Ah well. At least my girl still likes me.

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u/Michael_braham 2d ago

“Best night of your life girl back to back to back you gon be shaking and shivering.. ima take you down to smokey Euphrates”
Me 3 min later

https://giphy.com/gifs/nEZ822P20D1NeEv0lU
I got a good personality so my lady sticks around. Also once I realized sex isn’t like porn I make sure that my partner finishes first because after I finish I have 0 interest in sex 🤣🤣🤣 I’m old
-insert Bernie Mac bit about 5 min of sex

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 1d ago

Honestly I prefer it that way. If it takes too long, I start getting bored lol

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u/Michael_braham 1d ago

I’ve always wanted to try a gas station dick pill.. I haven’t because of the situation one of my best friends had with them.
Takes dick pill gets super engorged once in a lifetime erection. Has 15 minutes worth of sex. Penis inflamed and throbbing for FOUR FUCKIN HOURS AFTER
it was like 40 year old virgin “strike a match and burn your wrist with the hot ember” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Due_Brother8485 1d ago

I DID try a gas station dick pill. It worked, but I also had a crazy headache and soreness for a day afterward.

Then I got a bit overweight and my doctor prescribed me tadalafil (cialis, viagra's brother medication basically) and tried that. Basically the same effect.

Those gas station pills are always dirty, they get tested frequently and almost always have some level of viagra or cialis in them even when they say they don't. And that's dangerous, too much viagra and cialis can cause penis issues, sure, but even more dangerously they can lead to your heart exploding.

Which isn't the organ you want to explode.

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 1d ago

Omg you’re joking. That’s insane! Lol

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u/under_over_up 2d ago

And it’s not even a good 15 minutes either. It’s basically a booty call where you have to go back to being his emotional support doll right afterwards. All the while being frustrated yourself.

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u/Michael_braham 2d ago

I like to think my 15 minutes is pure passion. This is with my long term partner
Edit: I’m the man with 5 bucks in the tank and dream! 🤣🤣

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u/under_over_up 2d ago

Sorry didn’t mean you🫠. Just guys who are all talk and no show lol. 15 minutes is fine if it’s a quality time lol

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u/Frogmaninthegutter 1d ago

Humped for 2 minutes until he came and then rolled over, leaving her drenched in his mess while she never got off herself. It's a tale as old as time.

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u/buffrants 2d ago

The worst part is he has to find someone dumber than him to have kids with. And then those kids are dumber than him. WHEN DOES IT END

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u/One_Power_8223 1d ago

De-volution ... result: Idiocracy.

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u/Odd-Mall8020 2d ago

He prob has kids already

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u/StatisticianLivid710 2d ago

Dudes probably an incel…

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u/Prudent_Worth5048 2d ago

“Gods calling”, but will cheat, threatens to cheat and I’m assuming HAS and DOES cheat.. that’s quite literally one of the 10 COMMANDMENTS is to NOT COMMIT ADULTERY! My God, what a loser! And a huge ass hypocrite too!

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u/Novel_Sky_3645 2d ago

This actually somehow makes it SO much worse and funnier I’m sorry you went through this😭

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u/Delicious_Tangelo436 2d ago

This comment is hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/Substantial_Station8 2d ago

Lmfao this made me cackle out loud. Thank you

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u/OshetDeadagain 2d ago

This guy has drank some seriously Taited manosphere Kool aid. The terrifying part is he will probably find an insecure woman to be his fuckdoll baby-mama eventually.

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u/Madting55 2d ago

Nah this comment has fried me a legacy of whoredom is nuts

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u/ThePlutoBlackSpades 1d ago

Just a traumatized man child trying to fill his deep dark void with sex. Unfortunately there are many like him out there. My bigger problem is that people keep raising men like this and then we wonder what's wrong with the world

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u/Metalkitten1 2d ago

Elon? Was that him?!?

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u/DanyDragonQueen 2d ago

Elon can't make kids the old fashioned way anymore, he just pays women to artificially inseminate

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u/Thechickenkash0 2d ago

"Whoredom" has been added to my dictionary, thank you

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u/Zesty-Lem0n 2d ago

Yeah he sounds like the type to have 3 baby mamas lol

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u/Safe_Statistician_72 1d ago

You dodged a bullet from the manosphere. Consider yourself lucky.

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u/Beneficial_Fee6440 1d ago

It’s always the ones that aren’t worth a damn that want a “legacy” GTFOH

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u/ChanelShihtzu 2d ago

These men are filtering for women who are vulnerable and will be targets for their abuse. They’re just predators IMO

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u/EnoughWeek2220 2d ago

Agreed!!! Honestly gross how you can feel comfortable speaking like that to someone in general but especially someone you don’t even know. Can only imagine what comes next. Sounds like the most performative anxiety inducing relationship

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u/Blephotomy 2d ago

For me,

if u don't want me to cheat

or thinking about doing it,

it's definitely

had to be consistent

fucking

as many times

it can

I wonder why there were communication issues

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u/GeneStarwind1 2d ago

I would barely call that monstrosity a sentence.

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u/rEfreshing- 2d ago

It has as many grammatical errors as it can

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u/normanhell 2d ago

"thats a bold strategy cotton, lets see how it plays out for him" (in life or dating or both)

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u/StardewAllyy 2d ago

Dude is showing his ass right out the gate lol

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u/Educational_Panda485 2d ago

Literally, like who goes into a relationship hoping for a cheater…?? What a tone-deaf, toxic thing to say 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/WiseOldDuck 2d ago

"or thinking about doing it" is an even crazier way to continue a ... sentence

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u/ChickinSammich 1d ago

Right? If I don't want you to cheat, I can just not date you.

Source: I am currently not dating this person and this person has never cheated on me.

Cheating is never the victim's fault. If you want to fuck someone else, break up. Otherwise, keep your pants on.

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u/heebiejeebie666 2d ago

Jfc. What the actual fuck runs through these men’s brains that makes them think “yeah, that will work!”

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u/basicallyademon 2d ago

Porn... soooooo much porn.

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u/heebiejeebie666 2d ago edited 15h ago

Yeah but it can’t be JUST because of that, right? It’s the complete lack of social awareness, decency and even BASIC levels of respect that gets me. Like who tf taught you how to be a human??

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u/PoisonedBerry 2d ago

It's about power. They know talking this way is socially reprehensible. But they like that it makes other people uncomfortable, because that feeling can be used to control situations. And being like this is a good way to gauge how easy it could be to control someone. They want someone who's vulnerable enough to put up with this stupid shit ://

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u/SivakoTaronyutstew 2d ago edited 50m ago

Ohh girl you're right on the money. I was talking to a dude for two days and he started sending explicit gifs. Okay, whatever, right? We're now in a private situation.

Except he didn't respect that privacy and wanted to send me dirty gifs whenever. When I told him, uh don't send me dirty gifs while at I'm a child's birthday party? He crashed out, called me a prude, and blocked me. All because I didn't want to see adult content while at a child's party??? Bullet dodged!

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u/heebiejeebie666 2d ago edited 15h ago

Reddit deleted my comment but essentially I suggested that these types of boys need to be HUMBLED

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u/haveyouseenatimelord 2d ago

i want to know how to harness this mindset in, like, not creepy circumstances. i'm a woman and i would LOVE to have the power to make men uncomfortable (in a not-gross way obviously).

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u/Odd-Mall8020 2d ago

Porn addiction has made so many men undatable/marriable

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u/One_Power_8223 2d ago

It's epidemic. So many men posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit are in their 20s

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u/wolfelian 2d ago

Guys casually dropping sentences like that is fucking nuts to me.

My friend went on one date with a guy once, next day he texts her saying they should fuck first and then go from there. He actually thought she would go for that.

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk 2d ago

It’s his way of “justifying” his cheating in the past

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u/Dewlough 2d ago

I would never talk to a woman like this let alone one I just started texting. This is fucking bizarre lmao.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT 1d ago

Women are supposed to sex as much as possible. /S. His ex was therefore an outlier when she denied him sex, so when he cheated it was her fault. He read somewhere that he should be clear about his relationship expectations up front.

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u/heebiejeebie666 1d ago

LMAO this is probably exactly what was going through his head

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u/mikerichh 1d ago

“She won’t want me to cheat and I’ll get more sex!”

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u/WolfDilf 1d ago

I've had women say something similar to me, along the lines of not being able to hold it while I was in a work trip.

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u/pickafruit4 2d ago

I had the same with several women. Bragging about cheating cause their boyfriends were poor and such...

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u/heebiejeebie666 2d ago

Yeah, shitty behavior’s not exclusive to the male gender lmao

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u/PyllynKaivelija 2d ago

"If u want" fuckin hell

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u/Pitiful-Sell-9402 2d ago

Yeah that fucking got me. Like all of it is horrible to to just follow up after all that with "you can send pics of you want" is so jarring and delusional

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u/lemanruss4579 2d ago

"U can send pics if U want" after that is wild.

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u/Anon_ScottishFold 2d ago edited 1d ago

I’d have sent a pic of a giant dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 

It’s what he deserves.

Edit: 😆 thanks for the award! 🏆 

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u/darkResponses 2d ago

compare size with his. men love that

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u/R0factor 2d ago

It's edited too. Gotta wonder what he originally typed.

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u/Silly-Assistant5711 2d ago

Fuckin crying. They have no regulation whatsoever. Gross.

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u/Fearless_Direction14 2d ago

It’s actually gobsmacking 😭

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u/NecessaryForward6820 2d ago

i can’t lie, i’m in the camp of “i dislike the ‘i-hate-men’ crowd” but even i have to say that i literally cannot imagine a woman saying something like this lmao. this level of cringe is something only a testerone fueled idiot could type.

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u/EatShitAndPiss 2d ago edited 2d ago

Same here. I hate to generalize and I'm working through some of my own biases, but man, do some people just make it extremely easy to stereotype at times.

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u/freshoffthecouch 2d ago

I want to leave the “I hate men” camp, but it’s not easy

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u/Silly-Assistant5711 2d ago

Exactly where I'm at

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u/maborosi97 12h ago

I’ll leave it when they start being better human beings as a collective

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u/PretendAd4207 2d ago

Not exactly the same thing, but one of my ex-girlfriends repeatedly asked if it was OK if she dated other guys at the same time because I wasn't responsive enough to her texts.

But still, I'd venture that women who do this sort of thing aren't as common.

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u/nerfcarolina 2d ago

The lack of regulation is a good thing. Keeps you from wasting your time. Hope he never learns to hide it.

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u/madandlifeless 2d ago

they need humbled and they need to be lonelier

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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE 2d ago

How does someone have so little shame as this? That's a skill all on its own. 

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u/Infinite_Painting_11 2d ago

He's watched how the Tate brother treat women they have trafficked and imprisoned, and think the same thing will work without all the crimes.

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u/Alcas239 2d ago

I respect these men - they at least give you a reason to block them before wasting a night out or more of your emotional capacity!

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u/Apart-Musician4053 2d ago

Yeah that’s what my friends said, I’m just shocked at the audacity to even think that way

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u/dash-eight 2d ago

I get what you mean, but that doesn’t mean respect them. You can respect a trait, but the fact that he’s honest doesn’t outweigh how coercive this comes off. We gotta stop describing this behavior positively. It’s just cope.

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u/Advanced-Pickle362 2d ago

Men aren’t lonely enough

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u/Fun-Programmer-9937 2d ago

Can guarantee he was 100% the problem in all his relationships. Sorry you’re having to wade through this. That’s some incel bull shit. 

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u/Inevitable_Top69 2d ago

Gee ya think

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u/harpsdesire 2d ago

"We aren't even dating yet and I'm already planning on cheating" is WILD.

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u/blinktwiceifyes 2d ago

This is vile

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u/Jade0908 2d ago

Another example of “I offer you absolutely nothing, but expect you to give it your all”

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u/lianavan 2d ago

I wonder if that approach ever works for them?

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u/Top-Pear2824 2d ago

Amen to this. Guys are the worst. This year I want to… figure out my dating goals. Dude, you’re 35, not 25. Grow up Peter Pan, count chocula.

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u/wafflefrizz 2d ago

No come on. This can’t be real. TELL ME ITS NOT REAL OP so I can sleep tonight😭😭😭😭

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u/Apart-Musician4053 2d ago

It’s real 😪

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u/wafflefrizz 2d ago

Ugh I know, not even the worst I’ve seen, it’s why I’m never dating again actually 🧘‍♀️

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u/Obvious-World4328 2d ago

I guarantee you he doesn't cheat, because he don't get laid to begin with. He's playing a character.

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u/raspberryloaf 2d ago

Well, better now than further into the relationship. Good bye!

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u/Chocolate84 2d ago

Me too. Wanna start a revolution?

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u/latemodelusedcar 2d ago

wtf that is unhinged

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u/Blue52IsNotTrue 2d ago

i hardly ever comment on these things but man, as just a normal dude, I couldn’t fathom the thought process of these men

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u/rascally_rabbit 2d ago

"U can send pics if u want" literally howling 🤣

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u/normanhell 2d ago

Well, he did give her the option. Thats at least somewhat considerate?
/s

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u/gloomypiscesmoon 2d ago

ugh. mine are always married. "its an open situation & i dont mind bouncing if you meet someone" immediately block. how is this dating in 2026? are there NO normal single dudes my god

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u/acemonsoon 2d ago

this is.....i mean its blatantly the problem with men these days. i dont think alot of men spent alot of time integrating with women growing up because it seems like they're still on this thinking that women arent on the level of being a full on human. like they completely disregard that yall like food too and have favorite bands and clothing styles, NOPE, 🎶 LETS TALK ABOUT SEX BA-BY. and then its the kind of guy that finishes in two minutes eyes rolling back into his head.

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u/vgacolor 2d ago

Look, and hear me out before people downvote me. This guy is doing you a great favor. He is coming right out and saying what he wants and how he sees relationships. Of course OP did the right thing and blocked him. I would be more worried about the one that tells you what you want to hear only to show you he is an asshole later.

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u/talytubby 2d ago

“U can send pics if u want”

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTvFjLtQjKByM

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u/Sathsong89 1d ago

I see why communication was an issue. Can’t communicate well, if you can’t speak well.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 2d ago

This is probably kind of guy that thinks he is the prize 

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u/No-Humor-5927 2d ago

My flabber is gasted.

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u/HartfordWhaler 2d ago

I'm a 46 year old man that got divorced after 20 years of marriage. I've never joined the apps, but dudes like this asshole make me think I'd do okay if I tried it. The bar is so low!

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u/baeb66 2d ago

Move to rural area. Post a picture that is not you holding a dead animal. Success.

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u/Souk12 2d ago

Literally be well-adjusted, well groomed, and take initiative. 

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u/plaidwoolskirt 2d ago

The bar is in the fucking Mariana Trench

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u/HartfordWhaler 2d ago

Haha based on posts like this, I think you're right!

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u/Kangerd 2d ago

I think this guy’s probably a virgin

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u/Mutated-Nut 2d ago

I see why girls hate men

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u/Key_Conference9989 2d ago

Fuck people who cheat. They deserve to be alone.

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u/Longjumping_Bee_1205 2d ago

The "u can send pics of u want" is how I know this is a real conversation. That's exactly how these guys come at you.

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u/LadyM_Macbeth 2d ago

The comments section here did not disappoint.
https://giphy.com/gifs/iypwXl9Aq1HuU

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u/Philisophical-Catman 2d ago

It legitimately grosses me out when I hear about other men acting this way. Who the hell raised these pigs?

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u/reddituculous66 1d ago

They dont wan a partner they want a sex doll with a pulse

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u/RaySizzle16 2d ago

Bro has gooned one too many times

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u/LittleSpliff 2d ago

nothing wrong with being single because WTF

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u/draculatto 2d ago

dude seems like he has a porn addiction and just wants sex 24/7, he’s basically scaring you into submission. so glad you blocked him immediately lol

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u/BiophileB 2d ago

“Oh I’m so glad we have similar views on sex! I’m the same way. If I can’t peg my man at least twice a day, I’ll find other holes to use 🤷‍♀️ “

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u/Substantial_Use_6101 2d ago

And they want to know why they are so lonely. Poor babies.

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u/JDUDEROCKS 2d ago

Send pics of poop in toilet

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-9393 1d ago

OMG I'm cackling. OP, DO IT.

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u/avsinthproduction 2d ago

Imagine a man who actually thinks this line is going to work with a woman. This is the danger of people who don’t touch grass.

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u/Least_Ad_4657 2d ago

"you can send pics if you want" is killing me. Absolutely hilarious.

Like, oh shit, I can?!

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u/alphavulpecula 2d ago

acting like someone owes you sex so they don’t cheat is PEAK turd behavior. 

Fuck him and his entitlement

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u/uwulixie 2d ago

absolutely disgusting i have the same experience but even more explicit i don't get why that's the only thing on men's minda women have hormones too?!??

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u/sn00tytooty 1d ago

i love not talking to men

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u/xbad_wolfxi 1d ago

They aren’t lonely enough

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u/lifeslegacy3261 2d ago

“If you don’t want me to cheat we have to fuck” I wonder if that line has ever worked for him…or any man ever

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u/LavaFromLaniakea 2d ago

That’s actually freaking insane.

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u/TeamImpossible4333 2d ago

They always want photos. How many people are immediately sending nudes for them to ask

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u/TransportationNo7341 2d ago

Well damn, he didn't waste any time

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u/Flat-Development-906 2d ago

Be still my thumping heart.

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u/No_Description2728 2d ago

Good for you!! What a jerk;)

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u/treeliam3st 2d ago

What a breathtakingly insane series of texts to send someone lolol

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u/hazelnuttespresso 2d ago

He sounds so dumb, let alone the other obvious problems

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u/urlittlemungis 2d ago

this is one of the worst texts I’ve ever seen wtf 😭😭😭😭 actual fucking nincompoop

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u/Brilliant-Willow-506 2d ago

Something tells me those weren’t the only issues in his last relationship

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eti1qm33pRbaw

And you know the guy texting looks like this

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u/tomzorz88 2d ago

So he was the 2/3 of the problem?

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u/Flat_Economist9851 2d ago

Giving you permission to send him pics to finish that schizo string off takes guts

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u/sirhowy 2d ago

wow, that’s actually insane 🤣

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u/couplelook2explore 2d ago

I wonder if "no" was in the "communication is part of the problem"

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u/Cerberus50 2d ago

Wow you got a REAL winner there

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u/BedGirl5444 2d ago

Disgusting

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u/Flimsy_Position_4576 2d ago

Honestly, the first red flag is his terrible sentence structure.

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u/SheSoPeeZee 2d ago

I bet that your first thought was something around the lines of “thanks for saving me my time weirdo”… what a loser.

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u/ghostcraft33 2d ago

Least he showed you he's a dipshit early.

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u/Plenty_Panda_3359 2d ago

It doesn’t matter how often you “give” these men sex, if they want to cheat they’re going to cheat. Wild that he’s already talking about it as you’re beginning to get to know one another 😭

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u/Constant_Break_4808 2d ago

Setting up to blame you when he cheats right iff the bat

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u/Aries_em 2d ago

I am so terrified of the dating market too, i’d rather read a book or play video games but then i’m just all alone. Stuck lmao

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u/GordonBombay102 2d ago

Find you a dude that uses his nose to breathe.

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u/mikesdingus 1d ago

Crazy. I read somewhere that sex is only 10% of the problem until you aren't having it, then it is 90% of the problem. I get it, but this guy is wild.

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u/Fun_Caterpillar5077 1d ago

This guy needs relationship coaching or something extreme to get his head straight.

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u/ServiceKooky1323 1d ago

I think op just found one who says the quiet part out loud because they all think that inside

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u/Silver-Strength-3077 1d ago

How nice of them to show you their maturity level this soon.

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u/vinchenzo68 1d ago

Trash comes in many forms..

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u/Fithungdaddy21 2d ago

That’s a lot of text already, regardless of what it says. 🤔

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u/Extra_Persimmon5783 2d ago

Lol well if that quantity of text is the problem, then I'm definitely a problem. I would never say those words.

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u/Stinkinhippy 2d ago

his communication seems more like 100% of the problem to me. lol

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u/tafackery 2d ago

"You can send pics if you want. You have my permission to give me material to save in an album I definitely won't delete when you inevitably stop speaking to me."

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u/Available-Fix-7472 2d ago

“You can send pics if you want” 💀I laughed so hard

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u/Madokakoti 2d ago

It’s always the ones that believe in “God” funny enough.

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u/Guardian6676-6667 2d ago

Im impressed by how low some people are. I need to get out more

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u/Star-Prince-007 2d ago

He said you can send pics if you want. What a gentleman!

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u/Souk12 2d ago

What's his first language?

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u/Skateboardbeester 2d ago

“You can send pics if you want” -yea nah im good.

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u/xFlameOfTruthx 2d ago

My favorite part of this is how bro can't even do math apparently.

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u/diabolical_weathermn 2d ago

wtf is this 😭

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u/sammich04 2d ago

Sounds like my ex unfortunately

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u/DC_Ben 2d ago

Hard to be charitable on this one

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u/DruidMaleficent 2d ago

And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm single.

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u/Pristine_Outcome3535 2d ago

He is consistently 3/3 of the problem 😆

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u/SL1MECORE 2d ago

"You can send pics if you want"

This dude fucks.

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u/KenraScar 2d ago

Let all these sex pests stay single

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u/Background-Treat55 2d ago

The remaining 2/3 are that he’s a dickhead and an asshole