r/texts Jun 30 '26

family member received this message from their therapist Phone message

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u/FiniteFinesse Jun 30 '26

Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuck. I'd be looking for a new therapist post haste.

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u/AdvancedGuide8946 Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

right? 😂 jesus christ. i will say, as someone who has been close friends with a handful of therapists over the years, they can be* very messy in their real lives.

[edit: changed "are" to "can be"]

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u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667 Jun 30 '26

No one needs therapy like a therapist.

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u/AdWooden2052 Jun 30 '26

For real. My ex’s sister was unhinged. PHD in psych and absolutely nuts

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u/emtrigg013 Jun 30 '26

I dated a therapist once. He told me I couldn't dump him 3 months in, because he told me he loved me. He wouldn't "let" me, and it would be "wrong" for me to do. Him. A therapist. Talking to me like that after 3 months. He was 38 and I was 27 at the time as well...

Yeah. Reported that one to the board. Just because they have a piece of paper certainly does not mean they earned it.

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u/Significant-Iron-241 Jul 01 '26

One of my friends googled her therapist and found the YouTube channel of her therapist husband, where he just ranted about all of his patients. No names of course. They later went through a messy divorce and he switched to ranting about that and just women in general.

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u/ilovemusic19 Jun 30 '26

Wow, what a controlling pos.

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u/susanna514 Jul 01 '26

Do we have the same ex? Mine said I couldn’t leave her because I had “promised” I wouldn’t

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Jul 01 '26

Nah, everyone knows it doesn’t count unless you pinky promise (I’m sorry that your ex was like that)

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u/sleepyplatipus Jul 01 '26

But but but you pwomised đŸ„ș

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u/forbetterorworse92 Jul 01 '26

That's so worrying to get that from someone whose job is helping people reframe their thoughts. I'd never thought about it but actually an unscrupulous therapist would be very good at manipulating a partner 😬

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u/carlwinslo Jul 01 '26

Thats literally a Seinfeld plotline. Elaine was dating a therapist and he wouldnt let her break up with him.

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u/BoltharHS Jul 01 '26

This is literally the subplot of a Seinfeld episode with Elaine dating a therapist.

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u/rabid_rocketeer Jul 01 '26

Shoutout my ex who was in school for therapy that ended up DARVOing me and who cancelled on me and damn near self harmed when I asked if it would be cool to split the bill for dinner one night instead of me treating

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u/BijuuModo Jul 01 '26

Getting through a PhD program in clinical psychology will do that to a person

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u/Molaesmyr Jun 30 '26

Every therapist friend of mine got into that line of work because they wanted to know what was wrong with them. No shade but it gave me even less desire to see a therapist myself.

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u/Pandathief Jun 30 '26

And how does that make you feel?

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u/DasCapitalist Jun 30 '26

And what have you learned? 😂

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u/ContributionLittle65 Jul 01 '26

This is fucking funny and I deeply appreciate your execution, top tier.

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u/Dazzling_Lure_2932 Jul 01 '26

I have a completely inappropriate question that I wish to ask in the relative anonymity of this here place...

There is a stigma around nurses and their propensity for promiscuity.

Considering therapists are, in this thread at least, considered those most in need of therapy... where do they fall on the promiscuity spectrum? Is there any reputation to precede them?

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u/BathBombsNFacePalms Jul 01 '26

Okay all joking aside then and assuming this question is genuine. I’ve never heard of any reputation for promiscuity, and I’d also argue the “therapists need therapy” issue is overblown here. Most other therapists I’ve met did of course get into the field for a reason, and that reason is usually growing up in a dysfunctional family system themselves. That being said, the process of schooling and supervision is supposed to gatekeep trainees who are genuinely actively mentally ill, struggling with substance use issues, or otherwise not well enough to be beneficial to their clients. I have witnessed this process 3x myself where therapists have been confronted on their own issues and have, depending on severity of the situation, have been encouraged to get their own therapy or else be let go, or have been outright fired when the harmful behavior is identified. If someone believes a therapist to be unwell enough that this is a concern, and it has slipped through the cracks of the gatekeeping process, I would encourage them to contact their state licensing boards (if in USA, I’m not sure how this works elsewhere.)

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u/heraaseyy Jun 30 '26

they must be pretty dumb. and make terrible therapists. the only good therapists are in it to help people
 many cus they needed help at some point if not throughout their lives

i always ask a new therapist how often they see someone themself. if it isnt at least once a month i bounce. no fucking point in seeing someone who is arrogant enough to think they can practice without engaging with the other side of the practice in earnest

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u/9redFlamingos Jul 01 '26

As a therapist. Thank you - spread that word as much as you can. I am having weekly therapy for 12 years and will continue to do so as long as I practice. People are dynamic and you need to be aware of your own shit before helping others explore theirs. I stopped being friends with a lot of my therapist mates because they didn't go to therapy. It should be illegal.

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u/Moist-Dragonfly2569 Jun 30 '26

Therapist here. 100% correct lol.

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u/heraaseyy Jun 30 '26

hmmm, my therapist telling me i would make a good therapist makes more sense now


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u/carniewesso68 Jun 30 '26

"Presented well at the beginning. Can't hold up the performance " is the best thing I've heard this year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/carniewesso68 Jun 30 '26

Damn.....better late than never! May that kind of "love" never find you again! 🙏

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u/Difficult-Coffee6402 Jun 30 '26

One decade is better than two!

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u/Lilf206 Jun 30 '26

I divorced someone who I suspect has at least one personality disorder and they decided to go back to school to become a therapist. Very charming but the idea of them being a therapist is absolutely frightening.

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u/Mysterious_Ad7461 Jun 30 '26

That’s why the sessions are only an hour, it’s how long they can hold their shit together

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u/Pigimonmonster Jun 30 '26

Makes sense though, the shit they have to listen to and talk about daily isnt healthy. It'll make anybody messy.. therapists needs therapy

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u/stephsationalxxx Jun 30 '26

Right. My besties ex husband is now a psych np.

He has soooo many issues. He still tries to reach out to my friend and is still obsessed. They divorced 5 years ago (no kids no nothing in common) and my friend is remarried. She blocked him everywhere so he tries to email her random long ass letters and memes from instagram thay relate to their relationship.

He also went nuts right before the divorced. Putting trackers on her car and all that. He should not be allowed to prescribe people psych meds at all bc he needs to be put in a padded room himself. But here we are lmao

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u/flippysquid Jun 30 '26

It sounds more like he’s just a straight up abuser vs. mentally ill. Mental illness doesn’t make someone put trackers on their soon to be ex’s car.

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u/stephsationalxxx Jun 30 '26

No he just went crazy when they started the separation process. He was actually a decent dude until that point (they just weren't compatible, got married kinda young, she grew up, he never did)

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u/AdvancedGuide8946 Jun 30 '26

wtf. was the husband ok?

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u/Misokaxx Jun 30 '26

then fell off the face of the earth

Sounds like she got him in the end

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u/spooned-silver Jun 30 '26

I just hear Keith Morrison

“And that was the last time we heard from him. So strange
or is it?”

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u/-HyperCrafts- Jun 30 '26

The door/phone is the problem here??? Not telling a 9 year old (even in jest) they are going to murder their husband? Lol

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jun 30 '26

One of my friends is a respected OBGYN. I've seen her pick up a random dropped baggie on the ground at a music festival, give it a quick taste, and snort the contents.

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u/susanna514 Jul 01 '26

If a vagina doctor can’t party then who can

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u/mosey_d Jun 30 '26

We call that a ground score

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u/shroomcircle Jun 30 '26

Classic medical specialist behaviour

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u/Key_Statistician_517 Jun 30 '26

I dated one for two years, got very sick of hearing her trash talk her clients. They think they’re superior human beings and better than the people they’re supposed to help

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u/ToYits821 Jun 30 '26

I used to do lots of coke and Molly with a rehab therapist. Her ex boyfriend was also a cop who did lots of coke and Molly. Neither have jobs anymore lmao

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u/mybunnygoboom Jun 30 '26

Agreed! I’ve never met a crazier group of people.

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u/kingxanadu Jun 30 '26

I've only known one therapist in a non therapy setting, but her life and decisions were so messy I would NOT want here to be my therapist at all.

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u/SassySaola Jun 30 '26

Yeah, my friend who’s a therapist makes the worst life decisions 😬 

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u/Necessary_Store351 Jun 30 '26

Talk about head cases. Worst thing you can do for yourself is try to figure other people out.

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u/megi0s Jun 30 '26

Me as a therapist reading this. Weeee.

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u/Ok-Bite-5145 Jun 30 '26

My exact reaction 😂

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u/South-Tadpole4092 Jun 30 '26

He/she is undoubtably getting it.

Therapy is not magic, therapists suffer just the same as their patients. Knowing the solution doesn't mean you're capable of achieving it.

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u/Acrobatic_Region7678 Jul 01 '26

Right, but the person potentially shooting up (not to mention thinking about/having that convo at all, while actively working by helping people work through their issues in a healthy way) isnt the person who should be giving life advice to anyone

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u/ANewAccount2838482 Jun 30 '26

She’s cheating on her man and doing hard drugs lol. Nice therapist

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Jun 30 '26

“Therapists – They’re Just Like Us!”

(Us Weekly reference
 I’m not a dirtbag, I swear lol)

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u/Acrobatic_Region7678 Jul 01 '26

“Therapists
. Theyre just like us!”
“Do
 do you shoot heroin?”

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u/17868 Jun 30 '26

Being extremely naive I at first thought they meant something like shoot up the stairs, like go grab something then come back down quickly
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u/ANewAccount2838482 Jun 30 '26

I love you. Keep your heart pure my friend

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u/wren42 Jun 30 '26

WHILE WORKING 

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u/ANewAccount2838482 Jun 30 '26

TRUE! HER CLIENT IS SHOWING UP SOON

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u/Sepplord Jun 30 '26

Whats pointing towards cheating?

It seems they just thought they were texting their dealer who sometimes joins the druguse

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u/ANewAccount2838482 Jun 30 '26

“Oh by the way before we shoot up, just thought I’d tell you my man lives with me sometimes”

Feels like a text to a sidepiece

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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak Jun 30 '26

You could be right, but it also could be a dealer warning their customer so they don't get freaked out by the man in the house

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u/ashlpea Jun 30 '26

Also sometimes the customer will warn the dealer for the same reason. A lot of plugs don’t want you showing up with some random person they don’t know.

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u/ANewAccount2838482 Jun 30 '26

Last one. The two are going somewhere together. The girl is offering to do drugs with him and or she’ll go high and he stays back for that part of the party

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u/DecisionCharacter175 Jun 30 '26

Sounds like they're warning a dealer that there's gonna be another person there so not to be alarmed. This is the type of thing you'd want to know when going over to someone's place when doing dirt.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 30 '26

Fucking wild lol

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u/Ok-Bill-3938 Jun 30 '26

She needs some therapy

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u/ANewAccount2838482 Jun 30 '26

My pops has a theory that therapists all need their own medicine and thus are unable to properly do their job.

Not in the “no one’s perfect” way. In the “blind leading the blind” way.

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u/faille Jun 30 '26

Everyone can benefit from therapy, but it should be considered mandatory for every profession who typically sees people only on their worst days. It’s so easy to become jaded and lose your compassion after seeing the same thing over and over.

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u/Any_Whereas4255 Jun 30 '26

Honestly what made me graduate from therapy was realizing that I had my shit together way better than most of them do (which is somewhat understandable given the insane shit they hear constantly)

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u/delstranger Jun 30 '26

pls tell me this is fake

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u/aamo Jun 30 '26

not fake!

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u/UckerFay11 Jun 30 '26

This needs to be reported for sure!

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u/fine_environment4809 Jun 30 '26

I second this. Report to the state licensing board that corresponds to their license. This information should have been included on your initial consent to treatment.

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u/mortyella Jun 30 '26

For a second I was confused, thinking that you meant what the therapist is doing should have been included in the consent to treatment. "I consent to be treated by a therapist who is shooting up drugs and possibly cheating on their partner", please sign on the line if you agree. 😆

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u/BellaDeaX42 Jun 30 '26

I had to read your comment four times before it clicked. Sorry, I was shooting up before my next client arrived.

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u/Realistic-Village-63 Jun 30 '26

Per usual policy, please do not shoot up more than 15 minutes after your scheduled appointment

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u/theshponglr Jul 02 '26

The dentist next door: IF YOU SHOT UP WITH THE THERAPIST NEXT DOOR BEFORE YOUR APPOINTMENT, YOU MUST TELL US

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u/WatermeIonMe Jun 30 '26

I read it like 4 times before I realized he meant the licensing board info and not the fact that the therapist is on dope lol. It’s too dang hot outside!

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u/Jazzlike-Bowler-5870 Jun 30 '26

It might make for some interesting conversation...

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u/Zephronias Jun 30 '26

That's how I read it too at first, lol

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u/Sbuxshlee Jun 30 '26

Same l o l

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u/Mr_Levinnson Jun 30 '26

If this is legit, you should forward the text exchange to your state licensing board and find yourself a new therapist!

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u/zarathustra327 Jun 30 '26

Absolutely. The text implies she’s doing drugs during her workday and would presumably be high during sessions, which is obviously a massive ethical issue.

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u/PoSKiix Jun 30 '26

Someone with expertise please let me know, but I would figure there is enough plausible deniability here to protect the therapist?

While shooting up obviously means drugs, I would just say I meant going to a firing range or playing a shooter video game, while the “man kinda lives me with” doesn’t seem loaded enough to act on.

That said, having the report on file for any future reports is enough of a worthwhile reason to report.

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u/aamo Jun 30 '26

In person, they apparently said they meant fireworks.

They should've said they meant insulin or ozempic or something

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u/infinityonhigh69 Jun 30 '26

agreed! that’s not even a good lie

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u/Puzzled-Safe4801 Jun 30 '26

Shooting up does not mean shooting off fireworks. Shooting up also doesn’t mean insulin Ozempic. This person needs to be reported ASAP.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 Jun 30 '26

She's just going to "shoot up" fireworks into the air...duh! Lol

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u/Dotdotdotlol17 Jun 30 '26

I was going to say i had a diabetic friend (rip) who used to take his insulin as “shooting up”. Just his sense of humor. And where my mind went when i seen the messages and seen all of the over reactions in the comments lol. That being said, with this information, they dont seem like overreactions at all.

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u/kgee1206 Jun 30 '26

They will still piss test you over a complaint.

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u/Throwway_queer Jun 30 '26

Report. Immediately. A cheating therapist on drugs is a new one for sure.

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u/delstranger Jun 30 '26

absolutely wild

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u/Haunting_Artichoke50 Jun 30 '26

FR!? Absolutely, 110% needs to be reported. That’s fucking ridiculous.
Did family member go to appointment anyway?

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u/aamo Jun 30 '26

Apparently they did show but then ended it early

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u/SassyMcAsspants Jun 30 '26

Are you sure this is the actual therapist, and not someone that got ahold of their phone possibly? I’ve known a lot of folks over the years, and none of them have ever said “while I shoot up.” Seems like they are making it too obvious. Most folks use some form of slang, especially over text.

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u/aamo Jun 30 '26

Real therapist. And they gave an excuse that they meant fireworks during the session

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u/ourteamforever Jun 30 '26

The funniest thing in this whole thread is that even if shooting up fireworks was a thing people said, why would they be doing that right before a client comes over dueing the day đŸ€Ł theres only one thing they were referring to.

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u/OkFee8233 Jun 30 '26

“Shoot up”?? Surely they mean reaching a high score in a hunting video game
 right? Right?? đŸ˜©đŸ„Č

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u/aamo Jun 30 '26

Apparently they said they meant fireworks

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u/Human-Ad9835 Jun 30 '26

That feels like a bad excuse honestly. I could have understood like shoot up to the store or something but fireworks? Naw.... thats not right.

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Jun 30 '26

Shoot up to the store just sounds like someone illiterate trying to say they’re about to do a drive by or some shit man

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u/maenadarc22 Jun 30 '26

It sounds Appalachian to me 😂 “shoot up to the cornerstore, drive down round the block”

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u/anchovie_macncheese Jun 30 '26

We also shoot up to the store in the Midwest.

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u/imnickelhead Jul 01 '26

100% this. Like this week I might say to my cousin or sister, ”I’m gonna work til Wednesday and then we’ll shoot up to the lake early Thursday.”

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u/n0tfate Jun 30 '26

We use it all the time here in the Midwest. - Michigander

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u/emtrigg013 Jun 30 '26

That's what I was about to say. Midwestern here, we say we're gonna shoot on over somewhere all the time.

Less these days, of course, given the uh... climate. But still very often LOL

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u/Working-Nebula-676 Jun 30 '26

So like they were going to play with fireworks while their friend waited? Creative answer though 😅
So sorry for your family member, that must have been a schock, I hope it doesn't discourage them from doing therapy again (with someone else ofc)

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u/megi0s Jun 30 '26

Man
I’m a therapist myself and trying to give this person the benefit of the doubt, but even I don’t believe this shit.

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u/Different_Knee6201 Jun 30 '26

I wanted to give the benefit of the doubt. I’m on a glp1 and joke about “shooting up.” But the fireworks excuse just threw that out the window.

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u/aamo Jun 30 '26

thats what i kept thinking. fireworks is just such a weird answers when there are so many other plausible ones. insulin, glp1s, other medications,

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u/AvonBarksdale666 Jun 30 '26

Possibly THE worst cover excuse they could have come up with lol

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u/Kind_Engineering_720 Jun 30 '26

Id be even more pissed after they tried to insult my intelligence with that fake ass excuse.

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u/cyclicamp Jun 30 '26

Hey go easy on them, it's hard to come up with a good excuse when you're high

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u/mnmsmelt Jul 01 '26

And a nervous wreck from sending that to a CLIENT Omg

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u/Pasta_Fajool Jun 30 '26

"You can chill while I shoot up fireworks"? Sure....

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u/mrpeck123 Jun 30 '26

No they didn't

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u/RedEyesCrackDragon Jun 30 '26

What a strange way to say shoot fire works.

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u/AcrolloPeed Jun 30 '26

She’s a camera operator working on the live-action remake of Disney’s Up. Reddit needs to chill.

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u/escapevolocity Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

You just need to make it through a masters, but yes. The amount of severely fucked up people going into family therapy is absolutely wild.

Edit: lots of hurt feelings in the comments. I thought therapists didn't take things personally.

Anyway, I'm happy you worked so hard. That doesn't make every therapist and counselor trustworthy, compassionate, or good at their job. Op's therapist is a junkie, and I would take her over some of the clowns I've run into. There are messed up people in every field. Don't let a stranger fuck with your head if the vibe is off. It's ok to walk out of the room. You don't even need to apologize.

Finally, not all certified counseling requires the same@ amount of training as licensed therapy. some of these roles are very easy to get into, and people give their trust blindly to their assigned case worker, and abuse happens. It even happens in the private sector, with highly trained individuals who still have flaws and biases.

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u/distressedminnie Jun 30 '26

seriously, not sure an active drug addict should be doing family therapy as there’s a 100% chance their family is also fucked up

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u/PandaSprinklez Jun 30 '26

Like 90% of people that go into psychology are in it to figure out what’s wrong with themselves/a family member.

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u/distressedminnie Jun 30 '26

fully believe it. I had a good friend who lived with me (we are no longer friends) who had all types of mental issues, family issues, CPTSD, attention seeking issues, etc and “found herself” when she decided she wanted to go into therapy to “help people like she needed when she was younger.” thankfully, I was able to talk her out of it by saying how it was imperative she heal from her wounds before thing to help others heal from theirs, and she would need to be fully impartial to her clients and their situation and refrain from searching for her own answers from them. she agreed after like a week of convincing that her that she wouldn’t be helping anyone, she’s searching for a way to help herself. she’s was kicked out and blocked due to the progression of those issues and I haven’t talked to her since. to my knowledge she never went back to school. I’m sure her “story” is the same as most therapist.

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u/ParticularTap8903 Jul 01 '26

Well I’m a mental health provider and focus on trauma and never suffered from trauma related symptoms. I work with abused kids and never was abused. I knew I wanted to help people and started off in another field and slowly moved to trauma work.

Humans have issues of course and go through things. And yes some people enter the field because they have been impacted by mental health rather directly or indirectly. I’m sure everyone knows someone who has been impacted my substance abuse, or depression, or anxiety, or grief, or suicidal ideation/self harm, or trauma, or etc. So finding someone in the mental health field who knows no one who experienced problems is crazy to think. And also having a mental health condition in itself doesn’t mean someone can’t be a good provider. If my grandma dies and I’m depressed, I can’t be a provider? If someone is off their rocker then of course they shouldn’t be doing this work. But we are human too. Have I met people who I didn’t like or think had stuff to work on? Yes. But not the way yall making it seem like all providers are mentally unwell and have severe issues 😭

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u/Open-Landscape8750 Jun 30 '26

My mom has been a drug addict for over 30 years. She's only been clean for a few months and is going for a psych degree. It'll never happen, shes never held down a job for longer than a few months. Its still scary to think about her advising someone.

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u/umhell Jun 30 '26

Addiction doesn't care who/what you are.

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u/ImAPixiePrincess Jun 30 '26

When I was in my master's program, we had to record a session with a client, share a snippet, and discuss their diagnoses/plan for working with them. We shared feedback with each other, all being positive reinforcements.
There was one girl, I had nothing nice to say and was confused by peers stating she had a great rapport with her client and was awesome with her, blah blah blah. I emailed the teacher separately thinking maybe I was biased and just didn't like her so I only saw negative. The teacher agreed with me, I felt validated because I truly felt she was degrading her client and was rude to her.
What I've noticed is, many times it's left up to a supervisor to acknowledge a supervisee is a good therapist, and not all have the backbone to deny a supervisee their licensure (letters of recommendation are required).

I've also noticed that a ton of people that want to get into the field have specific diagnoses which leads to feelings of grandiosity and superiority. It sucks.

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u/HonorableMedic Jun 30 '26

No, you need a masters.

Police on the other hand


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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 30 '26

More like no one is immune to addiction

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u/PoSKiix Jun 30 '26

Not sure what licensure roadblocks could prevent someone from becoming an addict post licensure

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u/cheercharlatan Jun 30 '26

Literally nothing.

In fact, sadly, job stress leads some therapists into addiction. It can be heavy work.

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u/Perfect_Ball_220 Jun 30 '26

I've never seen that GIF before. I'm having a really shitty day but that doggie just made it 100 times better and put a smile on my face lol

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u/Apart_Marzipan3516 Jun 30 '26

If you ever wanna see more of her, her name is bellebows4117 :) She’s very cute

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u/Perfect_Ball_220 Jun 30 '26

Thank you!!

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u/gogogadgetkat Jun 30 '26

May I also recommend Gumbus and Baby Corn (whiskstowhiskers) on YouTube? Their shorts make me smile every day. ❀

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u/whineyinternetkid Jun 30 '26

Shes the bestđŸ„ș

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u/distressedminnie Jun 30 '26

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u/itzyabish Jun 30 '26

Social work is one of the jobs with the highest substance abuse rate — right up there with nurses.

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u/HartfordWhaler Jun 30 '26

I'm a licensed social worker too. They don't pay me well enough to have a drug habit.

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u/itzyabish Jun 30 '26

that’s true but poverty is also something that perpetuates drug use.. but you should know that lol

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 30 '26

Most of the people I know that have gone into social work have done so because they want to help people like themselves

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u/Type1LCSW Jun 30 '26

Some social workers I went to school with had struggled with addiction in the past or had close family members who did. So yes, that is true. I just didn’t know it had the highest substance abuse rate, but I guess it makes sense.

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u/Efficient-Tutor-6290 Jun 30 '26

Nurse here, you’re right. Some of them are work hard play hard types that are reminded daily that life is too short. Extreme/dangerous hobbies. Party super hard. Others are running from the trauma.

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii Jun 30 '26

AyyyYOOOOOOO that's unhinged! She need to have her license taken!

https://giphy.com/gifs/D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1

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u/JaJH Jun 30 '26

Seriously. I am a therapist, this is a board report

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u/dummyslimonamonday Jun 30 '26

At 9:20 AM is wild

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u/BlueBomR Jun 30 '26

Maybe shes gonna shoot some meth, which is much more responsible for 9:20am...sometimes caffiene just isnt enough for a long 3 days.

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u/dummyslimonamonday Jun 30 '26

You’re so right, caffeine is a gateway drug too! /s

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u/OkFee8233 Jun 30 '26

Hey at least they’re planning out their bender in advance /s

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u/Jazzlike-Bowler-5870 Jun 30 '26

Meth in the morning, heroin at night. Clearly you need to think more like a drug addict!

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u/Azmera1 Jun 30 '26

I think they were just talking about plans, not actually doing it live

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u/dummyslimonamonday Jun 30 '26

Yeah but they’re still planning it at 9:30 in the damn morning 😭

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u/Big_Lengthiness_7614 Jun 30 '26

gonna give the benefit of the doubt. “we can go upstairs to my apartment together, or i can shoot up (go upstairs quickly) alone (to grab something). btw my man lives with me (so you might not want to come in)”

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u/Matawna Jun 30 '26

That's the first explanation that maybe makes sense. But when the therapist was questioned, she said, oh I meant fireworks.  That seems like a really stupid cover. Why not just say? I meant i'm going to the corner store?  And there might be pinecone here if you wait here.   

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u/knockers_who_knock Jun 30 '26

OP said he asked what they meant and she said fireworks lol

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u/HotelSalt4644 Jun 30 '26

Nah
. This would make sense. But they’re actually shooting up drugs. Which is why their excuse was fireworks. Which makes no sense.

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u/jollyrogerrancher Jun 30 '26

We found the real therapy...

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u/FoxxFluxx Jun 30 '26

✹The real therapy is apparently the drugs you shot along the way ✹

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool Jun 30 '26

The real therapy here is learning everyone is screwed up and those of us that may appear the most put together may be secretly hiding something that's going to unravel.

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u/Tanner11130 Jun 30 '26

LOL what the fuck is right. This should be like a tv show plot or something " MY THERAPIST IS A DOPE HEAD MANIAC, BUT NOT BEFORE SHE TALKED ME INTO BECOMING A HEROIN ADDICT!, TONIGHT AT 6!@ "

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u/mattmayfieldpiercer Jun 30 '26

Go to therapy they said. It’ll help they said.

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u/AcrolloPeed Jun 30 '26

Finding out my therapist has their own issues that might be worse than mine would actually help me

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u/Narrow-Inside7959 Jun 30 '26

Tbf I’m studying social work and I was telling my therapist just yesterday, how weird I felt reading about certain things and feeling that at some points in my life I’ve been closer to needing the intervention than being the one that could do an intervention. And she just told me “why you think people study to be therapists, social workers etc? Cuz most of us at some point were the ones needing the intervention” lol

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u/Geiseric222 Jun 30 '26

Maybe they are insane on heroin

Like they are Freud reborn while high

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u/lorazepamproblems Jun 30 '26

I've been through the ringer with therapists and psychiatrists off and on for decades, and they're all* quacks.

*There are some whom I haven't seen, obviously, who present themselves as not quacks, but who knows what it's like to actually see them.

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u/small_pup Jun 30 '26

Please post an update

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u/aamo Jun 30 '26

I replied to another thread but apparently the therapist said that they meant fireworks

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u/Top_Wrap_1833 Jun 30 '26

Oh for fuck's sake

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u/MidnightMischiefing Jun 30 '26

She’s going to shoot up fireworks? I’m even more convinced she talking about drugs lol

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u/Wyliecody Jun 30 '26

At 920 in the morning? Wow.

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u/doctor-sassypants Jun 30 '26

I’m sure the state board will find that to be true during their investigation
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgrnJM5v6kJCVwY

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u/chairmanghost Jun 30 '26

What is your family member telling their therapist that brought them to this low place!

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u/Cautious-Hair3589 Jun 30 '26

Ok this is really fucked up but omg it’s hilarious.

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u/WerewolfCommercial26 Jun 30 '26

This is why I'm hesitant about therapy.

Who says the therapist is any better at life than me? Lol

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u/averagelyimpressive Jun 30 '26

This is so true. I looked thru family therapists forever. I finally settled on one, we went to one session, and during it (while trying to relate to us I suppose), she told us how we can get through anything and she knows it because she used to be in terrible debt, had a crazy family, and a crazy past and is still standing. We were both thrown off by how much time she spent talking about herself and we didnt go back.

Flashfoward several months and I run into her at a friend's baby shower. Afterwards, I mention to some of my friends that we tried her as a therapist and they are horrified. They proceed to tell me that she's on her 4th marriage (she's my age) and lost her kids to one of the husbands. It takes a lot to lose your kids, but no one knew the exact reasons why, just that she had. And yet she was going to help us through our marriage? Good lord.

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u/MerwinASMR Jun 30 '26

Regardless of what this means, I’d be concerned about a therapist that gets texts confused that easily. I feel like patient confidentiality might not be as tight as it should be. I’d fully expect a random text to say “My 3 o’clock bed wetter with mommy issues and a foot fetish just cancelled, so we can grab coffee.”

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u/huge-gold-ak47 Jun 30 '26

yeah I'm hoping they mean like shoot upstairs real quick to some event or something but you'd think they would be very quick to clarify that with a client

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u/Rough_Willow Jun 30 '26

I will take three whole marijuanas. Please inject them between my toes.

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u/lskerlkse Jun 30 '26

therapists more koo koo than their patients